Ten things your husband shouldn't do in the delivery room!!

[ttc_lolly]

Makes for a good read for our OH's I think hehe x

https://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/fami...and-shouldn’t-delivery-room-article-ez4w.html

 

[ttc_lolly]

P.S. I think if my OH even dared to do number 4 I would actually chop his balls off x

 

[peanut56]

I'm definitely going to have my husband read this!

 

[xemmax]

7. Say inappropriate things
Like, 'can you put an extra stitch in', whilst she's being stitched up following an episiotomy. Or 'I can see the head… only joking, I can't see anything but xxx'. The labour ward isn't really the time for your stand up comedy routine.

this is entirely the kind of thing nick would say!!

 

[ttc_lolly]

7. Say inappropriate things
Like, 'can you put an extra stitch in', whilst she's being stitched up following an episiotomy. Or 'I can see the head… only joking, I can't see anything but xxx'. The labour ward isn't really the time for your stand up comedy routine.

this is entirely the kind of thing nick would say!!

Hahaha!!! I can't beleive any OH would dare joke about putting another stitch in do they have a deathwish!? x

 

[SaskySprite]

OMG thats hillarious!
I've emailed it to hubby as nos 1,2, and 6 definitely apply to him after the first birth.

He got so bored and impatient with me! Haha

 

[xemmax]

7. Say inappropriate things
Like, 'can you put an extra stitch in', whilst she's being stitched up following an episiotomy. Or 'I can see the head… only joking, I can't see anything but xxx'. The labour ward isn't really the time for your stand up comedy routine.

this is entirely the kind of thing nick would say!!

Hahaha!!! I can't beleive any OH would dare joke about putting another stitch in do they have a deathwish!? x

hahaha! as punishment i'd ask them to leave one out - mwahahaha! x

 

[sept2010]

6. Get annoyed with her
The midwives are telling her to push, you're telling her to push, the tea lady is telling her to push… if she isn't doing what is being asked, it's not because she's trying to be clever, or lazy or indolent, she's exhausted. Even her eyelashes are tired. Give her a break and try to understand what she is feeling; having a go at her isn't going to speed labour up.

LOL that made me laugh...good article

 

[ttc_lolly]

7. Say inappropriate things
Like, 'can you put an extra stitch in', whilst she's being stitched up following an episiotomy. Or 'I can see the head… only joking, I can't see anything but xxx'. The labour ward isn't really the time for your stand up comedy routine.

this is entirely the kind of thing nick would say!!

Hahaha!!! I can't beleive any OH would dare joke about putting another stitch in do they have a deathwish!? x

hahaha! as punishment i'd ask them to leave one out - mwahahaha! x

HAHAHAHAHA!! Or to sew the whole bloody thing up, see how he likes that!!! x

 

[jollygood000]

He he he he, after my thread about pooing in labour etc I am DEFINITELY getting DH to read this when he gets in from work, in fact Im going to print it out and put it in my hospital bag for some 'light reading' in delivery suite lol x

 

[charli87]

lol ooh i like it, will be showing OH when he gets home

 

[xemmax]

7. Say inappropriate things
Like, 'can you put an extra stitch in', whilst she's being stitched up following an episiotomy. Or 'I can see the head… only joking, I can't see anything but xxx'. The labour ward isn't really the time for your stand up comedy routine.

this is entirely the kind of thing nick would say!!

Hahaha!!! I can't beleive any OH would dare joke about putting another stitch in do they have a deathwish!? x

hahaha! as punishment i'd ask them to leave one out - mwahahaha! x

HAHAHAHAHA!! Or to sew the whole bloody thing up, see how he likes that!!! x

hahahahahhaha!! that's a contraception that can't go wrong

 

[leannebabyno3]

with my first my ex was useless he looked bloody terrified and as bubs was crowning he had this horrible disgusted face on and when she came out her head was a funny shape(due to being back to back) he didnt stop going on about it,saying the wrong thing doing the wrong thing.
with my 2nd i didnt let him come to the birth(hed cheated on me when i was 6months gone) as i didnt need his input my mum was there and it was so much more relaxed,

its not just ohs that say the wrong thing the doctor who stiched me up with my 2nd said just relax , by that point i told him 'you try to effing relax ' i think that was more my hormones than the doc though!!!

wished id had that list for my ex buti will deffo be giving it to my oh to read

 

[AngelzTears]

I think OH's complaining of any kind of pain should be added to the list. While I was recovering my hubby told me that the hospital couch made him sore. I just stared at him and was like, "you think YOU'RE sore?!" lol

 

[ttc_lolly]

I think OH's complaining of any kind of pain should be added to the list. While I was recovering my hubby told me that the hospital couch made him sore. I just stared at him and was like, "you think YOU'RE sore?!" lol

OMG noooo he didn't!!! Cheeky! lol x

 

[MrsNovBaby]

Think I will print this out and give it to DH when we arrive at the hospital! xx

 

[m2bee]

Haha, i was just reading the one about being bored out to DH and he said, "its ok i'll take my iphone"... number 2... lol

 

[QueSeraSera]

hehe! i love this! i am definitely going to make DH read this tonight! im pretty sure that if he does any of these things, even remotely, we will have lawyers in the room drawing up the divorce papers

 

[ethansmommy]

My father did number four lol
i would've shot him if i was my mum

 

[jollygood000]

I have just read this out to my husband, he listened very intently and then said 'I wouldnt do any of those things anyway, but what if we are in there for days, I will be tired' hahaha, I replied saying 'you dont fall asleep'!!! xx