The Bartender

Discussion in 'Just For Fun' started by Cheyanne, Aug 6, 2007.

  1. Cheyanne

    Cheyanne Well-Known Member

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    A man walked into a cafe,
    went to the bar and ordered a beer.
    "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent."
    "One Cent?" the man exclaimed.
    He glanced at the menu and asked:
    "How much for a nice juicy steak
    and a bottle of wine?"
    "A nickel," the barman replied.
    "A nickel?" exclaimed the man.
    "Where's the guy who owns this place?"
    The bartender replied:
    "Upstairs, with my wife."
    The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs
    with your wife?"
    The bartender replied:
    "The same thing
    I'm doing to his business down here."
     
  2. Suz

    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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  3. Trinity

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    :rofl:

    Thanks for making me laugh .. had a bad day at work and has really cheered me up all these jokes!
     

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