The Crazy Pregnancy Dream Thread

[Ethereal]

Thought it would be cool to have a place where we can share all the crazy dreams we've had/are having for a bit of fun!

Last night mine was:

I was walking around the house on stilts, and had to call the builders to come and make the doors taller because I couldn't fit through them without bending down. No one even asked any questions.

 

[Stephytiggs]

Haha good thread! My most recent one was someone planting drugs in my house and trying to send me to prison!!! X

 

[Willow82]

I had one where I was forced to marry Vladimir Putin which was a bit disturbing! Thankfully I woke up needing a wee and some therapy probably

 

[mrs_sasquatch]

Last one for me: I was living in a house with nine other people and we were moving. Had to finish it all in a day, and no one was helping to pack.

 

[RainbowDrop_x]

I keep having repeat ones about spiders being right in my face, I've had 3 or 4 where I've dreamt there were spiders on my wall directly opposite my bed and last night I jumped out of bed to put the light on because there was one on my pillow, but there was nothing there!

It's wearing a bit thin now. Of all the things in all the world, bloody spiders *shudder*

 

[Ethereal]

Oooh i quite like spiders.

I remember i had a dream that there were no cars, everyone's mode of transport was big huge spiders. That was when i was on nicotine patches 3 years ago though haha.

 

[RainbowDrop_x]

I hate them!! I've never moved as quick as I did last night

It's amazing what pregnancy does to the mind as well as the body. I could even see the little bobbly bits on its legs

 

[charliekay]

My most recent dream I was driving my dad taxi down a street I lived on as a kid and I couldn't find the break to stop the taxi, I started shouting help out of the window but was actually shouting help in real life. Woke my oh up and he was panicking bless him haha x

 

[jlw617]

oh my word! my husband is always saying "you better not write down your dreams because people will think you're crazy"

I have ones that I repeat like Ill be in the hospital and have the baby but for some reason, it will be 2 days before I suddenly remember that I havent fed the baby!

The ones I kept having in the beginning of my pregnancy always involved me giving birth at home but practically still asleep in my bed so dh would take the baby and put him somewhere and in the morning (still dreaming) Id ask DH where he put the baby and he wouldnt remember or he'd finally find the baby under the bed!

the other night I had a dream where we were on a big boat and the president wanted to kill us so we had to turn off our communications so he couldnt track us and then a little later in a totally separate dream I had put my 5 year old on the church bus to go home and then I suddenly realized that she doesnt have a house key and they would just drop her off and she'd be by herself outside!!!! so we saw one of the bus captains where we were at (a hospital) and I told my dh to go talk to him about it and he just stood there and looked at him so I yelled at him to talk to him and he just takes a selfie with him

 

[oox_tasha_xoo]

I had a dream the other day that I was having an affair with Jason statham. I was quite gutted when I woke up, it was just getting raunchy

 

[Hopespring]

I have had some horrible 'dreams' the last few nights. Not sure if it's pregnancy hormones or the cheese I ate at night......

 

[jessmke]

I dreamed that I got home from work and there was a bunch of family at our house. I walked into the living room and there was porn playing on our tv. I was freaking out because I didn't know how it got there. I went into the bedroom and my hubby had it playing on his computer and hooked it up to apple tv so it would play in the living room. He thought the guests would enjoy it and couldn't figure out why I was so upset. I didn't want my family to hear us fighting so I was trying to yell at him just by mouthing the words and not actually saying anything. It was one of the most random dreams I've ever had!

 

[LulaBug]

I dreamed that I was hanging out with Arnold Schwarzenegger in some hotel and he was telling me about some running track he uses to keep fit on the 15th floor and asked if I wanted to see. I was like "Sure, why not?" And then this futuristic elevator turns up and I get in and he says he will run up to the 15th floor and meet me up there. I think we were on the ground floor.
So I go up to the 15th floor and I'm waiting and waiting. Then waiting some more and eventually get bored so decide to go home.
Press the button to go back to the ground floor and all these monsters show up trying to kill me.
I manage to fight them off and make it to the ground floor and out of the hotel.
I voice over to myself in the dream "Oh well, he only wanted me for my chicken fillets anyway" while walking off down the road munching on some chicken that has just come out of nowhere lol!

 

[LockandKey]

I've had a few

the first dream I ever had actually happened the night before I got my

This is probably TMI but I dreamt that sperm were swimming up into my cervix, and the second it made contact with the egg, a voice called "It's a girl!" Today I found out I'm expecting a girl.

I had a MC back in Jan, and until recently a lot of pregnancy dreams involved me bleeding or spotting, but in my dreams I never actually lost the baby. I never had any spotting, but I think it was the fear of losing another again that bothered me a lot during first tri

 

[gemstone]

I keep dreaming of being in a zombie apocalypse! It's very weird indeed

 

[Embo78]

I been awake since 4am cos I was sooooo upset in my dream it woke me!! I was going down a buffet line (which was a long windy main road) with some old friends from school and all the lovely desserts and cakes looked so good. We decided to go look at the savoury stuff first and then come back for dessert. I didn't like ANY of the food so decided to just have desserts. I took a wrong turn though and couldn't find them again. I was so upset!!

Now I can't get a particular cake I like out of my head. I'm actually considering going to the 24 hour supermarket to get one

 

[stormcloud96]

I'm having a lot of the typical my husband leaves me, or is behaving like my x dreams (who would abandon me a lot). Last night I got so drunk I didn't know who won the American 2016 election, (I'm an American living in Aus), so I found out the it was Jeb Bush vs Jesus and Jeb Bush won, and was apologizing to Jesus lol... then my husband and I were at a water park and I waited for him on a slide, but he didn't want to go down with me, he waited and went down with another woman. This morning when I woke up and told him, he asked, "Did she have big boobs?" Ummm

 

[Ethereal]

Haha some of these are brilliant.

I never really had any worth remembering earlier on this time, they just seem to be starting now.

Last night I had a dream it was a girl, we found out at the gender scan we have booked at the end of this month, and OH said "I need to leave be back in a sec" and I thought he was upset, but he burst through the door with a party hat on and balloons and streamers and started doing a really weird dance. He was like "I knew all along, she spoke to me and we said we'd keep it a secret"

Haha wtf!

 

[jlw617]

I'm having a lot of the typical my husband leaves me, or is behaving like my x dreams (who would abandon me a lot). Last night I got so drunk I didn't know who won the American 2016 election, (I'm an American living in Aus), so I found out the it was Jeb Bush vs Jesus and Jeb Bush won, and was apologizing to Jesus lol... then my husband and I were at a water park and I waited for him on a slide, but he didn't want to go down with me, he waited and went down with another woman. This morning when I woke up and told him, he asked, "Did she have big boobs?" Ummm

Oh my word! This is too funny! Jeb was apologizing to Jesus for winning I'm going to have to share that with DH who is training to go into full time ministry.

Some of these dreams are too funny ladies! I love the one about Arnold only wanting the pp for her chicken fillets

 

[TTCBean]

I"m 18 weeks and nearly every single night, since I knew I was pregnant, I've had very vivid dreams about twins. It's always boys. I had an early scan at 6+4 (used Clomid so RE wanted to check baby), and saw only one baby/heart beat and have heard only 1 heart beat on a doppler with midwife (haven't mentioned my twin dreams). It's driving me crazy! Maybe it just means I'll have two boys (my first is a boy) in the near future!