The losers club

[x Michelle x]

Morning losers
I'm just watching OBEM just now so no doubt Malc will come down to me in tears!
T was stuck on 7 teeth for ages, it was the bottom one next to the middle 2 that took ages to appear. Just noticed that tooth 10 (and molar 2) has appeared on the top left. She has been a little grumpy but nothing major.
I think T is 50th for length and head and just between 25-50 for weight.
Going to Tesco this morning, what fun! Will no doubt buy T an outfit or 2!
Toilet training H, the whole concept of TT just scares me! Did you see the thing in the news about parents who think it the schools responsibility? Crazy!
Love the pic Blondey
How did all the babies sleep last night?
I had 6:30-6:45 but I woke at 4 with horrific heartburn, thought I was going to throw up. Ended up swigging my gaviscon and falling back to sleep sitting up

 

[sapphire1]

Aw, poor Rory, hope those nasty teeth hurry up. Holly only has 4, and she's only just got her top 2.

Boo to heartburn Michelle

Love the new pic Blondey, AM looks like such a cheeky monkey

Which buggy you getting Emmy?

I didn't see OBEM, I've got loads of them taped. It brings out my jealous streak so I'm avoiding them for now

Dani, it was just that little softplay at medders. Holly loved it, but it was bloody freezing. The poor lil babies that had to sit on the floor must have been frozen

I bought reigns yesterday what a terrible mummy

 

[Natsku]

Maria didn't sleep too bad, only up 3 times.

TT scares me too!

I think Maria might have a molar coming through, her gum feels a little lumpier than usual. I hate teething

I got Maria reins as well, I let her pick her own out, she picked a turtle one

 

[x Michelle x]

You do realise that by using reins your children will probably turn into mass murderers etc etc?!
T managed to bite open a bag of twiglets this morning... I just leave her usually to have her fun but then I heard a numnumnum and she was sitting sucking it... And it was a pickled onion space raider yesterday! She seemed to enjoy both tho!
Don't worry sapphire, you'll get a lovely labour soon... Lots of screaming and swearing

 

[Lettuce]

Lol, yeah, next time I labour I'm going to make a real fuss! I was so nice and polite and quiet this time. Kept saying thank you, and even apologised for usin up the sick bowls... next time I'll crush DHs hand too.
Oh god, teething is the devil. I neve understood when the mums came into work with big eye bags and said "they're teething" I just said that's a shame and got the coffee... Now I'll be much kinder...
Oh Michelle I don't miss that terrible heartburn! Ouch.
Reigns?! Don't you mean leashes...?

 

[KimmyB]

What have I missed about reins?!

 

[blondey]

Are reigns frowned upon then on bnb? We will be using reigns too. Toddlers are nippy little buggers and could easily get free of your hand into the road or underneath clothes stands in shops so you stand there panicking for half hour ! I found a wrist restraint in AM's wardrobe that someone obviously gave us so might start using that as we tend to let her wander around shops now.

Naughty T hehe! I quite often find AM tucking into something that was in the changing bag! I think we will start being a little bit more relaxed with what AM eats now that she's a year. I don't want her to think any food is forbidden. Although she could never think that at my mums, she sometimes has half a pack of skips or a mini milkyway!

Sapphire AM is a cheeky monkey! She knows when she's being naughty and just does this cute grin! And she LOVES being chased at the moment!

Up to much today losers?

I have to go Chelmsford (about 20 miles from here) to an open evening regarding the police recruitment. Thought I should show my face in case they are noting down who is there!

 

[x Michelle x]

Hahaha and how America has more fields!!
It was a thread in BC a few weeks back Kimmy, lots of people were calling them leashes and saying how evil they were....
I am very much pro-reins!

 

[KimmyB]

Oh my god! I hear some total shite on bnb but that just takes the biscuit! Would they rather their curious, adventurous, fearless toddler trundle off into the road and get hit by a car?! I'm glad I didn't see that thread, I usually avoid conflict on here but I doubt I'd have been able to keep quiet about that! We will also be using reigns (we Archie stops being a lazy bum and actually walks!)

 

[Natsku]

I thought they were silly til Maria started walking Need them for the airport anyway, it would be just like her to do a runner when its time to board.

 

[KimmyB]

Maria would be off like a shot!

 

[Lettuce]

Yeah, that thread was ridiculous! I've already bought Jenny hers...
Oh, hope the open evening is interesting! not sure what to do today, I'm off out tomorrow night, to my football clubs quiz, and my mate is taking me to dinner on Monday, for my birthday. Which isn't til next sat. Plus my school friend is up from england. She has a 15 month old and is due in april.
Oh had a mad dream last night that I went into labour! Michelle, you were in it, I kept saying, no, Michelle is due first!

 

[x Michelle x]

Yeah lettuce, don't try and jump the labour queue
More like Maria would run away and fly the plane

That's a good idea to go Blondey, best to show your face

 

[blondey]

Hehe, I was a queue jumper in 3rd Tri, there were some ladies in there due before be and ended up being nearly 2 weeks younger than AM!!

I had the weirdest dream the other day. I dreamt I was in Dorothy Perkins and being chased so I laid down under the counter and they came and shot me with a machine gun but I survived and I went to asda and I saw them on the escalator so had to hide again. Then I woke up I think I need to go to the loony bin with dreams like that!!

Oooo where are you going for dinner Lettuce? Are you doing anything with OH to celebrate your birthday? You could do a double celebration of your birthday and OH's new job.

 

[Emmy1987]

Morning Losers

Blondey I love your new sig pic, AM looks soooo cute!

I want one of those backpack rein things, they look awesome and she can carry her own crap around then lol

Watched OBEM this morning, omg I almost cried! Looks like it's the last one for a while

I want my new buggy now!!! It's the Zeta Vooom in purple, I can't wait for the extra boot space for when we head to Lincoln, the travel cot may even be able to get in the boot now! Lol.

Jesus, been looking at houses and flats nearer to Cambridge and the prices are ridiculous... Even Huntingdon which is 10 miles down the road from us is £150 pcm more for a smaller house!

 

[sapphire1]

Good idea Blondey

You lot have crazy dreams I never even remember mine.

I can't believe some people are opposed to reins either On the BnB meet yesterday I demonstrated why I needed them - madam was off like a shot and kept trying to run into shops. I am slightly nervous about using them though, I fear she may try to run off too fast and will rebound like a bungee

Holly's latest fave game is if I get on all fours, and chase her round barking at her. She almost spontaneously combusts and screams her head off giggling. Weirdo.

 

[sapphire1]

I saw a thread about that buggy yesterday. I'd never heard of them before, but it looks ideal for us. Do you have to take it apart to collapse it, or is it umbrella fold? I have to take the seat and wheels off mine to get it in the car, and it's supposed to be small (oyster)

 

[Lettuce]

Not sure where my mate is taking me, hopefully tapas... Haven't had tapas in forever! DH and I are going out next Friday for my birthday... Vegetarians best not look... https://www.butchershopglasgow.com/
Everyone gave birth before me! I was raging! I was 13days over...
I used to have crazy dreams and sleep talk. Now I'm not asleep long enough to dream!

 

[Lettuce]

Oh my mum and dad are wanting a buggy for Jenny, must look at the vooom!

 

[Emmy1987]

ZV is an umbrella fold

Lettuce I felt so guilty when I got home with Doo and you were still pregnant!!