The Lovely Looney Great Pretenders

[sunshine2010]

oooh 24, F, West London! ;-) ;-)

 

[Smile181c]

wellllllllcome welcome! take a seat and feel free to ignore our stupidness at times!

sooo... whats your name? how old are youuuuuuu? how long have you been NTNP? how old is your OH - etc etc etc?

not that I'm nosey, you understand

I totally understand, dont worry

Ok so name: Chloe/Clo/Oi etc etc it's your choice! Usually people just call me smile on here cause it's easier than remembering my real name

I am 19 years old Been with OH for bout 3 n a half years now He's 20.

We haven't been usin anything contraception wise for about a year or so now but it's only been the past sort of 6/7 months babies have come to mind...stupid I guess but never mind!

I'm more interested in having babies than OH is at the moment but he has his moments that keep me going Hopefully will be TTC in August sometime!

Anyone wanna know anything else? xxx

 

[lovehearts]

23,F, Midlands

 

[Smile181c]

19/f/midands

 

[lovehearts]

Welcome smile Does your OH pull out then? Dont worry men are never as interested in TTC and babies as us women are. Thats why we love bnb so much

 

[Smile181c]

I agree

Yeah he pulls out, much to my dismay but he's always said if we have a slip up and I get pg then it's ok...

But it's only recently that he's been talking about it seriously n stuff - Annnnnnd he was the one that brought up trying properly when we're settled in our new place! xxx

 

[mushmouth]

sounds like prgress to me Chloe! woohooo and again i say a super warm walcome!

I love malvern - but not when I was trying to work there! I was on my apprentiship and we had a massive telephone cable to lay, and so me, and 3 guys, ina 7 half ton lorry, with a trailer full of cables trying to navigate a tiny but very steep and windy road - omg I nrealy pooped myself!

 

[Princess_LV]

Guess who's back, back again na na na na na!

Welcome Chloe! I'm Leah, and another 23/f/midlands... quite a few of us here! Hope your OH stops pulling out for you soon

For those of you that have managed to get OH to the pulling out stage - HOW?? Dan is still insistent on wrapping it up, and it's soooo lame nothing kills the moment more than fumbling around with a jonny! xx

 

[lovehearts]

i just said 'adam,stop wearing condoms' and ta da he did

but seriously i hated them and so did adam - i think we dtd once without one spur of the moment and then realised what we were missing and just started pulling out id say we used them for a few months until he decided to stop wrapping up! How many are left in your box? maybe when you run out he will 'forget' to get some

 

[Smile181c]

Ah mush you've been to Malvern?! I'm so excited by that No one ever knows where Malvern is I've lived here my whole life and love it but every road seems to be a hill! lol

I hope he does as well! I agree with LV - how do we persuade them to stop doing that?! I think me and OH have only ever used a condom once, and that was our first time...then I went on BC so we didn't bother with condoms then I stopped because my body didn't agree with them and the NTNP began! lol xxx

 

[Princess_LV]

I've still got 20 left! LH, you have done it more times in the last 7 days than I have all month! I don't think he dislikes them as much as I do... he's still pretty easy (as you all know from the wet dreams ) so if anything using them gives him an extra minute of enjoyment! He's lucky I'm fairly easy too

Maybe I'll have to fake a latex allergy or something lol. I am definitely not buying anymore with the shopping! At the rate we are going, these 20 will last us until October anyway xx

 

[mushmouth]

For those of you that have managed to get OH to the pulling out stage - HOW??

One Born Every Minute on channel 4! Kam suddenly stopped pulling out after watching a few episodes of that! theres no way to change them - we just have to wait patiently

 

[lovehearts]

lol i havnt been at it that much i had a hard time getting adam to as he has been knakered. Yesterday i put on my Sexy outfit though - it soon persuaded him

 

[vintage]

Just caught up (ISH) after a day of school, how many midlands girls please? we should organise a meet how is everyone, i cracked up at mush & your candles xx

 

[mushmouth]

I think 7 or 8 midlanders!

how was school Lottie?

 

[Smile181c]

A meet sounds good

And me and OH don't see much action either at the moment unfortuantely :/

Staying in your in-law's conservatory (Temporarily mind - only 2 more weeks left!) does nothing for your libido, let me tell you. Or rather it does, but you can't do anything about it!

I swear OH feels me up all the time now in inappropriate places! Wouldn't be too bad if it could actually progress to anything worthwhile lol

 

[lovehearts]

adam always does that. We were at my moms yesterday and he kept groping my boobs - i was like dont make me horny here. Its not like we can dissapear for half hour! lol. I guess im just as bad though - i always feel him up in asda - must be something about food shopping that turns me on

 

[mushmouth]

hahahah you girls are lucky! I get told off for touching hubbys bum in public!

 

[vintage]

I think 7 or 8 midlanders!

how was school Lottie?

midlanders are taking over the world and it was ok i guess! had a meeting for half an hour this morning discussing my future & that, i hate one on one meetings x

i love how your all talking about sex i'm single! :X but then again i'm not even legal yet...

wanders off to watch rainbows

x

 

[mushmouth]

so are you getitn extra support now? are you in year 10 at the mo?