The Lovely Looney Great Pretenders

[lisa-lovelife]

did that mean no sex before marriage???

hahahaah naw thank goodness - you have to try before you buy! sheesh!

it did mean no sex for a while though and I was a hoochie, felt like years!

 

[lisa-lovelife]

its just soooooooooooooooo much money to get married and im far from rich lol

 

[fuffyburra]

This Darren guy is a complete and utter prick. What a douche.

 

[mushmouth]

fluffy - which ones darren?

lisa-l - seriously - i was gaggin for it by the time i got it! prob why I kept him - I'd been without for so long, he seemed like a god!

aaaaaand madam - excuses excuses - it only costs as much as you make it! lol

 

[fuffyburra]

Hahahaha Mush you crack me up XD

Darren's the one with the wife who had a caesarean and then wanted a natural birth. The one who's like I don't even know why I'm here, what's wrong with you? You're wasting time just lying down doing nothing, why didn't you just get a caesarean then we'd be out of here already". ARSE. I'd have his bloody nuts off.

 

[mushmouth]

yep I remember him - total prick! really really wound me up

 

[lisa-lovelife]

mush ur a addict omg have you been chatting with my oh mmmmmmm i might just set a date just to see the look on his face lollol

 

[lovehearts]

why dont you want to set a date lisa-l?

why not sex for a while?? I agree though - you have to try before you buy!

ahhh fuffy you will be ntnp before you know it

 

[lisa-lovelife]

Hahahaha Mush you crack me up XD

Darren's the one with the wife who had a caesarean and then wanted a natural birth. The one who's like I don't even know why I'm here, what's wrong with you? You're wasting time just lying down doing nothing, why didn't you just get a caesarean then we'd be out of here already". ARSE. I'd have his bloody nuts off.

omg is that what he said prickkkkk

 

[lovehearts]

it costs however much you want it too What was your wedding like mush? a big affair?? spoil us with some piccys please??

 

[mushmouth]

if you really wanna seeeeeeee... lol

lisa-l you should totally set a date! just for giggles

well - though kam is a lovely, christian momma boy - he too was a he-whore... and for some reason, to show me I was special - it meant no sex! argh... lolol

 

[Ley]

omg?!? I just found this thread (thanks for the link mush) and it's 18 pages long already????

What have I missed out on lol, gonna take forever to get me up to speed.

 

[lisa-lovelife]

why dont you want to set a date lisa-l?

why not sex for a while?? I agree though - you have to try before you buy!

ahhh fuffy you will be ntnp before you know it

cos im scared it will change things

 

[lisa-lovelife]

if you really wanna seeeeeeee... lol

lisa-l you should totally set a date! just for giggles

well - though kam is a lovely, christian momma boy - he too was a he-whore... and for some reason, to show me I was special - it meant no sex! argh... lolol

oooooooo i wanna see .............pics that is

 

[mushmouth]

a few pics

 

[Princess_LV]

Mush, my OH used to be a he-whore too, and tried the same on me - "No sex until we have been together for x months..." because he "wanted to be sure he was with the right girl this time." I had never heard such girly rubbish!! but he didn't hold out lol I'm sure men never can.

 

[mushmouth]

omg?!? I just found this thread (thanks for the link mush) and it's 18 pages long already????

What have I missed out on lol, gonna take forever to get me up to speed.

just filth, alien chairs, pony tails, more filth, and randoms... lol

 

[lisa-lovelife]

a few pics

WOW you look stunning and that cake WOW and WOW

 

[fuffyburra]

Awww Mush your wedding looks lovely!! ^_^ Beautiful dress

OH and I just DTD. No waiting XD Haha how unromantic. His ex was a bit of a tramp though, they used to do it like 11 or 12 times a day when they saw each other, and I remember he told me that most of the times they did it he felt like crying because he didn't feel any love from her, and he didn't feel much for her either. Very sad

 

[Ley]

Ooh Bob was the one who held out on me too (Sorry if you didn't want to know that Leah lol)
Bob was my first and whereas I was ready quite early in the relationship he kept me waiting 3 months and even then kept asking me for about an hour before if I was sure.

I hope I'm getting the gist of this conversation, I haven't read any further back yet lol. If I'm way off guard then just ignore me lol