The man and the pickle slicer

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  1. tootsy1987

    tootsy1987 Abbi and Alfie - My World

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    Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a
    number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he
    had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the
    pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to
    talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He
    vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashamed. His wife could see at
    once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
    "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my
    penis into the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

    "Oh...she got fired too."
     
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    When I read the title, I cringed.

    When I read the joke, I laughed myself silly! :D
     

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