lol @ skegg vegas! Dont take the route i took, lol. Hope you have a nice time.
Im just recovering from yesterday! The trip home was erm...interesting! We got a lift at about 5am with my cousin, who was driving a merc. My first thought is what the fook is she doin in a merc. It belonged to the bloke she was out with and so i didnt think any more about it. She then drove through a bloody red light. We got pulled over by the old bill. Wasnt untill then i realised the stupid cow has only got a provisional license! So shes been pulled with no license, no insurance n shes skipped a red light. We obv havent mentioned to the old bill that theres also a man in the boot, lol!
Turns out the guy shes with, went to school with these coppers. They managed to blag it and only charge her with not having L plates, so shes damn lucky! They know the rest of us our pissed, so no1 else could drive the car. We had to get out and flag a taxi down while the police watched us leave, and we still had this poor bloke in the boot!
I got into the front of the taxi, and said to the taxi driver, your gonna have to help us out, we need to drive off, then return when the police are gone. Obv he asked why, so i said, well to get the man out of the boot of course, god he laughed, lol.
The bloke who owned the car, then decides hes gonna get the taxi driver to take him home. I had no idea who this bloke was in the boot, no idea where he had come from, just knew he was there and the owner of the car said he was gonna walk down and let him out later. Its a good hour walk, so i said screw you, give me the keys im gonna go get him out. Poor sod had already been in trhere a good hour and all he knew was we had said we would go back, but hes just been left in the boot of a car with the sun coming up.
Got the taxi man to take me back, and he just lunged out of the boot. I couldnt get any sense out of him he had just lost it! All i could do was take him home and make sure he was ok. He got in the taxi and just sobbed and cuddled me so hard and wouldnt let go. Made him a cup of tea n when he stopped hugging me i just told him to get in my bed n id sleep on the sofa. He was an absolute state.
Couldnt get any sense out of him last night, but this morning, i find out hes from ipswich, so had no idea where he was. I think he just got really chlosterophobic (Sp) He then informed me his mum had died 4 weeks ago, and after he started thinking about that he just lost the plot shut in this pitch black boot and left.
So that was my entertainment for the morning, lol. Now ive had sams cousin who seems to of been sent back with sam, with the message, hes allowed to sleep if he wants. Like gee, thanks! Hes a seriously noisy and badly behaved child who has never had a set bed time in his life. Just what i need today!