Top 10 worst things to hear on 1st Date

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  1. Cheyanne

    Cheyanne Well-Known Member

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    Top Ten Worst Things to Hear on a First Date!
    10. I need to make a quick stop to see my parole officer.
    9. No, I don't have any kids, but there's two or three on the way.
    8. The Dr. said the rash should clear in about a week.
    7. Are you totally against a threesome?
    6. That's not a cell phone ringing, it's just my leg moniter.
    5. You really think I look like one of ten most wanted?
    4. I was going to order steak, but the voices kept saying salad.
    3. I'm Michael Jackson's biggest fan.
    2. I'm a very persistant person, but the judge called it stalking.
    1. So, do you have a life insurance policy?
     
  2. vejables

    vejables Well-Known Member

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    hahahahahahaha!!!! where did u hear those???
     
  3. Cheyanne

    Cheyanne Well-Known Member

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    Two of them came from tee-shirts my friend's son has. The other eight I just made up.
     

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