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[GoldenRatio]

Sorry puma and green that u are going thru a weird cycle, I always envied ppl that get bfp 7-9dpo and be done with it.

But remember stressing right now is not gonna change the result so let's hope af doesn't show p.

I got negative opk so I'm 1dpo today. Last night DH took so long to finish and when I woke p, I didn't see any semen residue so I accused him of faking orgasm hahahhaha he thinks I'm going crazy

 

[TJ Islander]

Sorry puma and green that u are going thru a weird cycle, I always envied ppl that get bfp 7-9dpo and be done with it.

But remember stressing right now is not gonna change the result so let's hope af doesn't show p.

I got negative opk so I'm 1dpo today. Last night DH took so long to finish and when I woke p, I didn't see any semen residue so I accused him of faking orgasm hahahhaha he thinks I'm going crazy

HAHAHHAHHAHAA. thats funny.

 

[OhHappyZ]

Stalking!

 

[BabyC4Me]

Sorry puma and green that u are going thru a weird cycle, I always envied ppl that get bfp 7-9dpo and be done with it.

But remember stressing right now is not gonna change the result so let's hope af doesn't show p.

I got negative opk so I'm 1dpo today. Last night DH took so long to finish and when I woke p, I didn't see any semen residue so I accused him of faking orgasm hahahhaha he thinks I'm going crazy

Lmao! That's a mess !!!!!

Men prolly do fake it sometimes becuZ they are tired and wanna just be done lol

But I'm sure he gave you plenty spermies

 

[greenarcher]

Bleed was fresh red and has picked back up. Cramping has started. Looking like the new normal is going to be shorter cycles. That was only 26 days with 11 day lp

 

[greenarcher]

Golden that's hilarious! Maybe he was just dehydrated

 

[GoldenRatio]

Sorry that af got u green, maybe our convo will cheer u up

 

[puma1986]

Bleed was fresh red and has picked back up. Cramping has started. Looking like the new normal is going to be shorter cycles. That was only 26 days with 11 day lp

No!!!! I forbid your AF from arriving!!! You are my cycle twin and you're leaving me behind!!!!

 

[puma1986]

Sorry that af got u green, maybe our convo will cheer u up

Omg lmao

 

[OhHappyZ]

Sorry that af got u green, maybe our convo will cheer u up

OMG this made me laugh so hard You suck up those spermies girl!!!

 

[TJ Islander]

Sorry that af got u green, maybe our convo will cheer u up

HAHAHAH!! you should have said PG 21

 

[GoldenRatio]

OhhappyZ, welcome welcome! u gonna love this thread. I see u getting married! U must be a little stressed ha?

 

[GoldenRatio]

Sorry that af got u green, maybe our convo will cheer u up

HAHAHAH!! you should have said PG 21

hahahha we are all old and we know it

 

[puma1986]

Sorry that af got u green, maybe our convo will cheer u up

OMG this made me laugh so hard You suck up those spermies girl!!!

No no!!!!! Spermies don't make babies in our tummies! They are swimming the wrong direction!!!

 

[GoldenRatio]

Sorry that af got u green, maybe our convo will cheer u up

OMG this made me laugh so hard You suck up those spermies girl!!!

No no!!!!! Spermies don't make babies in our tummies! They are swimming the wrong direction!!!

No hun, he means my vajayjay sucked it all up

 

[greenarcher]

Bleed was fresh red and has picked back up. Cramping has started. Looking like the new normal is going to be shorter cycles. That was only 26 days with 11 day lp

No!!!! I forbid your AF from arriving!!! You are my cycle twin and you're leaving me behind!!!!

She's not listening. That's okay, you get a BFP for both of us!

 

[OhHappyZ]

Sorry that af got u green, maybe our convo will cheer u up

OMG this made me laugh so hard You suck up those spermies girl!!!

No no!!!!! Spermies don't make babies in our tummies! They are swimming the wrong direction!!!

No hun, he means my vajayjay sucked it all up

Exactly!! Sluurrrrrp. You have one very talented HooHaa.

 

[puma1986]

Bleed was fresh red and has picked back up. Cramping has started. Looking like the new normal is going to be shorter cycles. That was only 26 days with 11 day lp

No!!!! I forbid your AF from arriving!!! You are my cycle twin and you're leaving me behind!!!!

She's not listening. That's okay, you get a BFP for both of us!

I don't think so. I haven't started but I don't feel anything. Maybe I'll start tonight!

 

[GoldenRatio]

Exactly!! Sluurrrrrp. You have one very talented HooHaa.

Not talented, she is desperate

I just went to check cp and I cant find my cervix sperms are gone, cervix is gone.. they better be working on fertilizing my eggs

 

[GoldenRatio]

I don't think so. I haven't started but I don't feel anything. Maybe I'll start tonight!

Okey what happened to you! Look at ur profile pic and look at negative nelly talking Its about time that we think positive and attract positive so i can have my snickers