Tthf

[soph77]

Like, make 'the hotdog', 'the sailboat', 'the hamburger' or turn it into a vagina (wrong on so many levels).
This morning he impressed me with a new one he called it the 'bun in the oven' where he tucked it all like a bun shape and then made it rise like bread in the oven.

He would KILL me if he knew I was saying this!

 

[SquirrelGirl]

Who knew?!!!!??? Going to give this a try:

https://www.acne.org/baking-soda-reviews/209/page1.html

So not only can you stick Baking Soda up your hooha, you can put it on your face for acne!!

 

[SquirrelGirl]

Like, make 'the hotdog', 'the sailboat', 'the hamburger' or turn it into a vagina (wrong on so many levels).
This morning he impressed me with a new one he called it the 'bun in the oven' where he tucked it all like a bun shape and then made it rise like bread in the oven.

He would KILL me if he knew I was saying this!

I still don't get it.... like.... he literally plays with his "stuff" and makes shapes with it???? I feel so naive!

 

[soph77]

Yep! It's one of his endearing qualities.

 

[soph77]

See doodle art....

https://www.stageandcinema.com/puppetryofthepenis.html

 

[SquirrelGirl]

OH....................................... MY..............................................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CelticNiamh]

men and thier tackle so funny!

Soph thats so cool, never a dull moment in your house any way!!

Squirrel love the name for a TthF pregnancy thread I think I said up the duff we say that all the time!


15 or 14 DPO today having some cramping could mean any thing!

 

[Titi]

Hi Girls.

HMMM where to start? I guess I have to start with penis art! :shocked:
My DH has not made penis art to my knowledge but I have tried to "mold it" into some things meself on occasion! Actually, come to think of it, we saw the movie "waiting" once where they used to "penis art" each other as a joke- and my dh might have played a similar trick on me once or twice after the movie. It's kind of like you hide, make penis art, and then pop out on your unsuspecting victim !
At any rate, maybe I can get my dh to draw pics of yours molding himself into fun shapes!

TTHFUTD if perfect! I vote for that name-tho I'm a little scared that I'll be the only one not in the thread down the road, like all the other graduate threads :sad: I am a member of the all new chart stalkers group and they have flashy bfps next to about everyone on p.1 except me. Nobody even comes around anymore because the moderator has actually already HAD her baby
I have NEVER gone into first tri or any other pg threads. I can't bear to. I've kinda been saving that for a special treat if I get pg. But I do know, having been around here for a while that it gets really sad to make all these friends and then miss them one by one as they get pg-so I would love the idea of a graduate thread for my favorite group!!!!

Squirrel-I actually have been using baking soda as a facial exfoilator. It was sitting on my bathroom shelf for so long from the bsf and one day when I ran out of scrub I thought-why not?

I am really curious about the rainbow video. I haven't been able to watch it yet. My computer has been acting up terribly with memory issues and I'm afraid if I play it the whole thing will crash.

So, I've done it-I have successfully actually forgotten which dpo I am and when af is due!!!! If I think hard or look at calendar I could figure it out but I am just so pleased not to wake up and the first thought out of my mind is "I am 7dpo!" or whatever, and trying to remember upon awakening if I have to temp or use fertility monitor etc. It actually has REALLY helped with the 2ww stress/depression that sets in.

Also-I have realized that any time I get sad about stuff is when I dwell on it. Like, if I see a FB or bfp announcment pregnancy announcement now and immediately turn my thoughts to something else I'm perfectly okay. It seems it is a choice whether or not to be sad. From this I've really seen that the times I get sad I am actually soaking up self pity thoughts and deliberately dwelling in them. Like, I will see a FB announcement and then from there move on to thinking about what I would do if I were pg-how to announce to dh, what it's like to hold our baby-and then from there I move on to thoughts of what if I never get to do that! So choosing not to let myself even think about any of this stuff (actually using same technique for symptom spotting) is really helping too.

 

[SquirrelGirl]

15 or 14 DPO today having some cramping could mean any thing!

I shall keep my fingers and toes crossed for you! When is AF due?



Titi -

Good to know you use the baking soda as an exfoliator. I'm going to go try that right after I catch up on my BnB...

Facebook sucks for the baby announcements. I've hidden many people because of it. I definitely dwell on it. I'm sure you're right, if you don't allow yourself to continually think about it, it's probably easier to not get so sad about it. But that's the great thing about the TTHF thread, there's always something to laugh about here.

 

[Jaimie2Eyes]

So, I've done it-I have successfully actually forgotten which dpo I am and when af is due!!!! If I think hard or look at calendar I could figure it out but I am just so pleased not to wake up and the first thought out of my mind is "I am 7dpo!" or whatever, and trying to remember upon awakening if I have to temp or use fertility monitor etc. It actually has REALLY helped with the 2ww stress/depression that sets in.

Also-I have realized that any time I get sad about stuff is when I dwell on it.

That is so weird Titi because I was having that exact same thought this morning ~ that I am the only one making myself miserable by dwelling on what we don't have, and that I can choose to focus on other things I am SO proud of you for not knowing where you are at in your cycle!!

Can I join you on your summer insemination vacation? I want to make it official. I'll still going to take EPO and maca, but I'm not going to track my cycle, just aim for sweet lovemaking every three days or so and not get bent out of shape on the outcome. I did call and make an appointment with the FS but they can't see us till September so I would really like to just focus on regaining my sanity, letting go of the disappointment and jealousy, and being grateful for what I have.

I cried when I read about the all new chart stalkers p. 1 Titi ~ I hope you can erase that thread from your subscriptions and not check it anymore. That totally sucks hon

So glad TTHF is bringing you some joy, hope it can support your endeavor to let go of the obesession

Anyhoo ~ onto the most recent hilarity!!

The interview with double rainbow orgasm guy is AWESOME. He is a total nut job, although loveable in a naieve hippy way. My favorite part is how he thinks some remixes are ripoffs and content infringement, and how he thought he would go viral some day I saw two different rainbows on my drive from Phoenix to Tucson yesterday - I kept thinking "so intense, what does it mean?" Back in March there was a really nice double rainbow in front of my house and I was hoping it would make me pg

Soph - the penis art was just too much. I had a friend in high school that would do some sort of weird trick along those lines but I forget what it was...I'll definitely have to ask DH if he has ever tried it

Niamh - I LOVE calling it tackle!!! You have the best descriptions for things.

I also LOVE TTHFUTD!!! That is awesome. I like saying FUTD.

Tanikit - that is really wacky with your internet cable and pirates. I agree, that will be one funny story for your babies some day. Pirates in the new millenium, who knew? Glad you were able to catch up on the Do's and Don'ts, they have been classic TTHF!

Nice job on those sex position Do's and Don'ts MyTurn - probably can't get pg from 69 makes for good foreplay though

Today I am going to start making a beaded flower for my friend's wedding - she is going to wear it in her hair.

 

[Jaimie2Eyes]

My fav double rainbow remix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA&feature=player_embedded#!

 

[Jaimie2Eyes]

Forgot to say, NICE COCK Niamh : )

 

[MyTurnYet]

everyone!! I'd just like to announce that I am not pregnant. Pretty sure, anyway. Had some symptoms earlier but they totally went away. I feel pretty ok about it. I liked the talks here earlier about how it'll happen when big man upstairs says so.

In some fun news, in a couple weeks my mom is going to come over for a mother-daughter slumber party. She is going to spend the night on a Friday night and we'll watch a movie and have popcorn...probably Mama Mia, and the next morning I'll take her to my favorite breakfast place, and then we're going to the spa! We're getting massages and facials and manis and pedis...we're going to be there like allll day. It was my mom's day gift to her like 4 years ago and we never went so now I'm making it extra special. So excited!

I love how everyone pops in to ask Honeybee what flavor of ice cream she's having. I must admit, it's a highlight of the TTHF group for me.

Ohhhh, thanks for the tip on the BS for your face, Squirrel! I'm totally going to try that...if I get up the nerve I may actually do BSF this month, too. I almost bought some the other day at the grocery store. If I'm going to be putting it on my face, why not up the KOOTCH! (extra emphasis on kootch for benefit of Squirrel).

BTW, Squirrel, that do's and don'ts was awesome! Get ready for some way personal info but we kind of stopped w/ the '69 after I read that saliva can kill Oh, how I miss it so!

Titi I thought your post was so poignant and I just wanted to say I'm really glad you decided to join our TTHF group. You are a wonderful addition. I'm still not quite over those drawings, yet.

Soph, OMG, penis puppets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soooo funny...I've heard of the play in NY, but never seen a penis puppet up close and personal.

That remix was awesome, Jaimie. I listened to a few others, too, but that one was the best.

Came across this because I really did become curious as to the "meaning" of a double rainbow so decided to google it, and just had to share. This was on some random forum:

Re: JUST SAW A BRIGHT DOUBLE RAINBOW!!!! WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

Quit the masturbation - it gives you double vision
Quit the masturbation - it gives you double vision

 

[tryforbaby2]

Julia I feel the same for you, heart broken and I cant believe it, so shocked to hear your news gut wrenching. I know how feel and take time to heal make peace and mark Jordan's short existence with you.she will for ever be withe you just want you to know we are here for you to listen and hope we can help in the healing process.

I know you may not want to answer yet, but I am interested to know why they have told you, you have a 75% of MC again!

They told me that anyone has a 75% chance of mc. And although I had a child 6 years ago, doesnt mean everything in our bodies has stayed the same. If I have another MC they will do genetic testing on the baby. They also said when and IF I do get pregnant again, I will be high risk due to the 'undetermined' MC. I cant understand why I seen a healthy and bouncy baby a few weeks ago and now nothing..... I am having such horrible cramping and bleeding from the D&C the other day. I did damage control when I came home and put away all baby stuff except for baby ultrasound. The hospital gave me a disc with about 40 pictures of baby on it. I need to figure out how to not get pregnancy updates via mail and email......they are upsetting me! DD keeps rubbing my belly to make the baby 'Not sick' anymore.... Follow up post op appt on tues......well girls I am back......what have I missed?.....Soph.....have you tested again yet?

 

[SquirrelGirl]

everyone!! I just like to announce that I am not pregnant. Pretty sure, anyway. Had some symptoms earlier but they totally went away. I feel pretty ok about it. I liked the talks here earlier about how it'll happen when big man upstairs says so.

In some fun news, in a couple weeks my mom is going to come over for a mother-daughter slumber party. She is going to spend the night on a Friday night and we'll watch a movie and have popcorn...probably Mama Mia, and the next morning I'll take her to my favorite breakfast place, and then we're going to the spa! We're getting massages and facials and manis and pedis...we're going to be there like allll day. It was my mom's day gift to her like 4 years ago and we never went so now I'm making it extra special. So excited!

I love how everyone pops in to ask Honeybee what flavor of ice cream she's having. I must admit, it's a highlight of the TTHF group for me.

Ohhhh, thanks for the tip on the BS for your face, Squirrel! I'm totally going to try that...if I get up the nerve I may actually do BSF this month, too. I almost bought some the other day at the grocery store. If I'm going to be putting it on my face, why not up the KOOTCH! (extra emphasis on kootch for benefit of Squirrel).

BTW, Squirrel, that do's and don'ts was awesome! Get ready for some way personal info but we kind of stopped w/ the '69 after I read that saliva can kill Oh, how I miss it so!

Titi I thought your post was so poignant and I just wanted to say I'm really glad you decided to join our TTHF group. You are a wonderful addition. I'm still not quite over those drawings, yet.

Soph, OMG, penis puppets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Soooo funny...I've heard of the play in NY, but never seen a penis puppet up close and personal.

That remix was awesome, Jaimie. I listened to a few others, too, but that one was the best.

Came across this because I really did become curious as to the "meaning" of a double rainbow so decided to google it, and just had to share. This was on some random forum:

Re: JUST SAW A BRIGHT DOUBLE RAINBOW!!!! WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

Quit the masturbation - it gives you double vision
Quit the masturbation - it gives you double vision

So the witch hasn't yet arrived, Jill? I will wish extra hard for her to change her mind and not show up after all...

That's such a great plan for the day with your mom! OH, on the same lines, I just read the community paper and found an add for a place nearby that does reflexology. I'm so going to call and find out how much it is and give it a try! Can't hurt, right? Are you still doing reflexology?

I tried the BSF (Baking Soda Facial ) this morning. At first when putting on the paste, I didn't think it was doing much for exfoliating... but wow, when I started to wash it off! It didn't hurt, but you could definitely tell it was exfoliating! For 50 cents a box, if it works, it's got to be the best acne treatment in the world!!!!! I do think the Vitex is really helping me.... maybe in another couple months my face will be clear again??


lol... Oh the things we share on BnB! I would never in a million years be able to discuss this kind of stuff in person!!! My personal favorite position, which also happens to be perfectly fine (I assume) for TTCing, is me laying on the bed but with my backside at the edge of the bed, legs up in the air. And OH standing next to the bed. Wheeee, my fave! lol!

 

[Ejay]

Hiya Tryfor, it's so nice to hear from you, I know you have been in all of our thoughts. Hope all the wacky TTHF posts make you smile x

OMG the penis art is fantastic, my friend tried to get me to go see something similar here, I had no idea what it was supposed to be about and we never made it in the end. Oh I wish we had made the effort now.

I am in bed chatting to you girls and OH is doing his snore poof thing in the next to me, he snores when he breaths in and makes this poof sound when he breaths out it cracks me up every time and he still doesn't believe me when I tell him about it

Titi - your resolve is fantastic, I have realised lately that OH and I have isolated ourselves a bit from friends that are pregnant, I didn't realise we were doing it till the other day, but the self pity aspect is certainly part of it.

Niamh - fingers crossed for you x

Myturn - so sorry what a bummer I hate it in the run up to AF when you just know it's not your month

Hi everyone, hope your all ok x

 

[Jaimie2Eyes]

Wow Julia, it is really interesting that your doc told you anyone has a 75% of an mc. My heart is breaking for you, imagining putting away the baby related stuff. You probably just started to have the courage to start assembling the things you need ~ then this happens. I'm worried about you with two pg sisters ~ I'd have a really difficult time with that. Is that what you mean about wanting to block the emails and mail pg updates? Do you mean the ones from your sisters or ones asking you how yours is going? Do you have any filters for your email? Maybe DH could screen your sail mail. Sending you loads of hugs and support Julia ~

MyTurn ~ really sorry to hear your announcement! Do you think your spa day and sleep over with your Mom will help? You are fortunate to be that close with her, it sounds really nice. Your google search on the meaning of double rainbows is hilarious! I'll risk a little saliva for my favorite two numbers every now and then

That is a great position Squirrel - there should be a smiley for it! Can you imagine, pornographic smileys? Wish I were a graphic designer...

Howdy Ejay! I swear to you my DH does the same thing. I find it a tad annoying, but I've slept with snorers that were much worse so I really ought to be grateful when that is the only noise he makes. You could tape record him and play it back as proof!

 

[Titi]

Titi I thought your post was so poignant and I just wanted to say I'm really glad you decided to join our TTHF group. You are a wonderful addition. I'm still not quite over those drawings, yet.

awww you're going to make me cry-that's so nice! I love this thread.
You know-I always heard that the best way out of self pity was to turn your thoughts to someone else. I am not proud that it's taken a year and a half, but I can say, if only just for this moment-that even the thought that my infertility issues could possibly somehow help someone else or make it a little brighter for them, then I think that can help get me through this!!!!

 

[LuckyD]

Yikes, I am so far behind!

Lucky - how can you not love the dude? Even though he plays a bleary eyed alcoholic in that movie you still end up loving him.

I love that you referred to him as 'the dude'....was that a deliberate reference to 'The Dude'? Yeah, he rocks. Have you seen The Door In The Floor? Love him in that.

Speaking of OH-he has used PH strips in the past to check his saltwater fish tank levels....I wonder if they are the same.........I think he got them at the fish/pet store.

I'm not sure why, but this really made me laugh for some reason! I think just the idea of buying things from the pet store to use on your kootch...just seem kinda amusing!

Lucky ~ they give segway tours here in Tucson and you'll see a whole mob of segway riders roll up in the most random places. I was in the presidio - a rebuilt version of the historical spanish colonial fort - and a group of them rolled in while I was talking to a tour guide. I totally cracked up and could not listen to him anymore - the tourists on segways were just too funny! Have you ever seen Weird Al's video for White and Nerdy? He rides a segway in that.

I know, they are totally geeky. But hilarious as well. I think I mentioned, my Dad has a whole pile of them, he has a kind of tour business with them (my Dad is a pretty out-there and unique kind of person). When we rocked up to our Civil Union on them we were cracking up the whole way, it was so funny.

Interesting article....

https://www.menstruation.com.au/periodpages/healthyvagina.html

The basics of maintaining a healthy Vagina

*
Do not douche. The only exception to this rule which may be acceptable is if you are trying to conceive and are trying to alter your vaginas pH for a greater good. Do it as little as you can and increase the number of lactobacilli in your diet through upping your intake of yoghurt or taking acidophilus tablets

Hmmm, that is interesting. I have acidophilus yoghurt every morning with my muesli...glad to hear that it is a good thing for TTC.

Ladies, hold onto your nickers, what you have just seen was a real treat.
Lo and behold, the rare eruption of Mount Kootch!

hahahahahahahah I laughed my nickers off!

Girls you have been on fire, I just caught up on the last day and almost died with each post, each one was funnier than the last!
I don't think I can top it except for this - unrelated to ttc, I just thought it was funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

What does it MEAN??????

WTF?? Dude is totally on drugs.

Hi again - our country has been without internet for a few days because the cable up the East Coast broke around Somalia and they needed an navy escort to prevent pirating while trying to fix it (I know my DD will laugh one day when I tell her this and not really believe it - not sure I can)

Having a scan this coming week Wednesday - feeling very nervous and also excited.

That is so crazy about the internet cable and the pirates Tanikit!
Good luck for the scan - let us know how it goes!!!

Oh, I thought of (what I thought is) a good name for the preggo TTHF thread -- TTHFUTD. Trying to have fun up the duff. That phrase cracks me up too! Maybe someone mentioned that in the past, but it popped into my head this morning and I've been desperately trying to remember it so I could post!

Oh, and to go back to the Dos and Don'ts - Positions....

Do: Missionary Style
Don't: 69

Do: Doggie Style
Don't: The money shot....

Titi - I dare your OH to make a graphic of that....

Ha ha, love it!!!! And also love TTHFUTD! I have been trying to pronounce that as if it was a word...it's difficult!

Like, make 'the hotdog', 'the sailboat', 'the hamburger' or turn it into a vagina (wrong on so many levels).
This morning he impressed me with a new one he called it the 'bun in the oven' where he tucked it all like a bun shape and then made it rise like bread in the oven.

He would KILL me if he knew I was saying this!

This is SO funny Soph!!! I know about the vagina one...too many boys in high school used to do that and think they were hilarious! Your DH cracks me up! Did you guys know that Soph's DH refers to BnB as 'Ovarian Avenue'? I love that!

Hi Girls.

TTHFUTD if perfect! I vote for that name-tho I'm a little scared that I'll be the only one not in the thread down the road, like all the other graduate threads :sad: I am a member of the all new chart stalkers group and they have flashy bfps next to about everyone on p.1 except me. Nobody even comes around anymore because the moderator has actually already HAD her baby
I have NEVER gone into first tri or any other pg threads. I can't bear to. I've kinda been saving that for a special treat if I get pg. But I do know, having been around here for a while that it gets really sad to make all these friends and then miss them one by one as they get pg-so I would love the idea of a graduate thread for my favorite group!!!!

So, I've done it-I have successfully actually forgotten which dpo I am and when af is due!!!! If I think hard or look at calendar I could figure it out but I am just so pleased not to wake up and the first thought out of my mind is "I am 7dpo!" or whatever, and trying to remember upon awakening if I have to temp or use fertility monitor etc. It actually has REALLY helped with the 2ww stress/depression that sets in.

Also-I have realized that any time I get sad about stuff is when I dwell on it. Like, if I see a FB or bfp announcment pregnancy announcement now and immediately turn my thoughts to something else I'm perfectly okay. It seems it is a choice whether or not to be sad. From this I've really seen that the times I get sad I am actually soaking up self pity thoughts and deliberately dwelling in them. Like, I will see a FB announcement and then from there move on to thinking about what I would do if I were pg-how to announce to dh, what it's like to hold our baby-and then from there I move on to thoughts of what if I never get to do that! So choosing not to let myself even think about any of this stuff (actually using same technique for symptom spotting) is really helping too.

Hey Titi x I think this realisation is a great one and really helpful for me to remember as well! I am a total believer in the fact that it is our reaction to things that determine how we feel...but it is so hard to put that into practice in some situations. I really like what you are saying here, thanks for helping me to have some perspective And I agree with Jaimie, get off that Chart Stalkers group! That must be really hard love. I did just see that Whitbit got her BFP after two and a half years...that gave me hope for all the lovely TTCers for who it has been taking a bit longer...

In some fun news, in a couple weeks my mom is going to come over for a mother-daughter slumber party. She is going to spend the night on a Friday night and we'll watch a movie and have popcorn...probably Mama Mia, and the next morning I'll take her to my favorite breakfast place, and then we're going to the spa! We're getting massages and facials and manis and pedis...we're going to be there like allll day. It was my mom's day gift to her like 4 years ago and we never went so now I'm making it extra special. So excited!

This is awesome Jill, what a lovely thing to do! My Mum is actually on the way over so I need to get up so I'm not in my PJs when she arrives. That sounds like a super fun thing to look forward to xx

They told me that anyone has a 75% chance of mc. And although I had a child 6 years ago, doesnt mean everything in our bodies has stayed the same. If I have another MC they will do genetic testing on the baby. They also said when and IF I do get pregnant again, I will be high risk due to the 'undetermined' MC. I cant understand why I seen a healthy and bouncy baby a few weeks ago and now nothing..... I am having such horrible cramping and bleeding from the D&C the other day. I did damage control when I came home and put away all baby stuff except for baby ultrasound. The hospital gave me a disc with about 40 pictures of baby on it. I need to figure out how to not get pregnancy updates via mail and email......they are upsetting me! DD keeps rubbing my belly to make the baby 'Not sick' anymore.... Follow up post op appt on tues......well girls I am back......what have I missed?.....Soph.....have you tested again yet?

Oh lovely Julia I'm so so so sorry. Your DD rubbing your belly just broke my heart. I can't even fathom all the heartbreak you must be feeling hope that the follow up appointment goes ok and that you can find a way to not get the email updates - that must be horrible. We love you Julia

 

[Titi]

That is so weird Titi because I was having that exact same thought this morning ~ that I am the only one making myself miserable by dwelling on what we don't have, and that I can choose to focus on other things I am SO proud of you for not knowing where you are at in your cycle!!

Believe me-it's taking a LOT of willpower to not look at the calendar or pay it thought! It's not some sort of magical carefree attitude I've suddenly acquired!

Can I join you on your summer insemination vacation? I want to make it official. I'll still going to take EPO and maca, but I'm not going to track my cycle, just aim for sweet lovemaking every three days or so and not get bent out of shape on the outcome. I did call and make an appointment with the FS but they can't see us till September so I would really like to just focus on regaining my sanity, letting go of the disappointment and jealousy, and being grateful for what I have.

ahhhhh you can totally join me but don't want you to give it up if you're not ready!! Maybe I should call the FS I was looking into if it might take that long to get in-since I was thinking about going in Sept. if nothing has happened yet......maybe we can get matching HSGs???

I cried when I read about the all new chart stalkers p. 1 Titi ~ I hope you can erase that thread from your subscriptions and not check it anymore. That totally sucks hon

oh no! Don't cry-The ladies there were wonderful-they're just a lot luckier than me!!!!

So glad TTHF is bringing you some joy, hope it can support your endeavor to let go of the obesession

Anyhoo ~ onto the most recent hilarity!!

The interview with double rainbow orgasm guy is AWESOME. He is a total nut job, although loveable in a naieve hippy way. My favorite part is how he thinks some remixes are ripoffs and content infringement, and how he thought he would go viral some day I saw two different rainbows on my drive from Phoenix to Tucson yesterday - I kept thinking "so intense, what does it mean?" Back in March there was a really nice double rainbow in front of my house and I was hoping it would make me pg


grrrr_ I have GOT to get to a normal computer so I can watch this!!!!


Today I am going to start making a beaded flower for my friend's wedding - she is going to wear it in her hair.

Gosh that sounds beautiful!!! I would love to wear something like that-will have to post pics. I think it would be really cute on Marlow too!.