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[Titi]

heee heee-I told my DH that I needed some inspiration for our "DO/DON'T" list......I thought he'd tell me something but he emailed me that picture-I d too!!!!!

 

[Jaimie2Eyes]

Ug - I've been trying to hold the giggles in and it is giving me a headache! I agree with Lucky - we need some sort of warning before that kind of hilarity! I think you should post it in the BSF threads Titi Wouldn't it be funny if we started crashing other threads with TTHF stuff like that?

Lucky - how can you not love the dude? Even though he plays a bleary eyed alcoholic in that movie you still end up loving him.

 

[Titi]

Jaimie-you can't talk-I STILL crack up every time I see your avatar!

 

[Ejay]

Titi thats mad!!!!

I was thinking about trying the baking soda trick but after using it to unblock my sink at the weekend I was imagining that second picture and have decided against it........

Squirrel - just been eating green and blacks chocolate icecream yum yum yum

 

[Titi]

don't worry Ejay-I tried it two cycles and it didn't work for me anyway.

 

[Ejay]

Have ordered some wheatgrass, apparantly that is supposed to make your body more alkaline from the inside out.

When I was a kid me and my friends used to see how long we could make a sweet last in our mouths, I always lost, I seem to have saliva like the alien out of Alien the film... it can dissolve anything

 

[SquirrelGirl]

Response Part 1

DO: Try and create a romantic atmosphere when it is time to BD
DON’T: Lock your partner in the bedroom and demand he gets naked immediately

DO: Pay attention to your CM so you know when you are ovulating
DON’T: Ask your friend’s opinions as to how ‘stretchy’ they think it is

That was good! This should be the next fun thing-to each try and come up with our own funny dos & don'ts for anything ttc, pg or baby related.

DO: Call the FS to schedule an apt. if you think you may be having fertility issues.
DON't: Call the FS and ask him what's wrong with your KOOTCH

Oh...My...God.... I laughed so hard at this! I'm loving these!!

Wee MyTurn! I've missed you! Yup, my dog's name is Bullet. I went through that same, exact thing with DH once when we were BDing every night trying to catch the egg. It totally sucks when TTC produces that result, but it seems to have done that for many couples. Yet another reason why I really think that every two or three days is much better.

The do's and don'ts are rockin' my world! Totally love them.

Niamh - so glad to hear you are seeing the weight fall off. Great job!

I got an iPhone 4 last night. It is my first data phone and I lurve it. It may make my bnb issues worse although I haven't downloaded the app for it yet. I do have the fertility friend app which rocks because you get some extra features that you don't get with the free online account. This phone is definitely my consolation prize for not being pg. In fact I texted a friend of mine with it's name, weight, and time of birth. I'm tempted to post a pic of me breast feeding it but maybe that is crossing a line?

:wave: MyTurn! We've missed you!!! I've found the every 3 day thing very relaxing.

oh, Jaimie, you crack me up. I've bought myself some consolation prizes too. Mostly clothes. I'd held off buying new clothes because I figured I wouldn't be able to wear them long, so finally I said screw it and started buying nicer stuff even when it wasn't on sale!!

lol you girls are funny. yeah you should get a cutesy little outfit for your iphone jaimie!!

so i was having a clear out yesterday, and found a bracelet dh gave me ages ago. and i looked at it and i thought 'if i wear this everyday for this cycle i will get pregnant'. now normally, my f**k you attitude would make me throw it away, but im going to roll with it this cycle and see what happens. if i get knocked up, its coz its a super lucky fertile bracelet, and i'll lend it to anyone.
if i dont get knocked up, well, i knew i was crazy anyway so what's new!!!

lots of love.xxx

*wanders off in search of ice cream*

nom nom nom

I love your obsession with ice cream!! You make me want to get the gelato out of the freezer right now!

 

[SquirrelGirl]

My DH made this for you girls for our thread:

https://i885.photobucket.com/albums/ac59/titi920/DOANDDONT.jpg

....... no words.................


holy crap how hysterical! I can't even do a multiquote after this. I'm just beyond laughing my a$$ off!!!!!!!!

 

[Jaimie2Eyes]

I love reading the reactions to that pic - almost as funny as seeing it the first time!

 

[SquirrelGirl]

heee heee-I told my DH that I needed some inspiration for our "DO/DON'T" list......I thought he'd tell me something but he emailed me that picture-I d too!!!!!

Your OH rocks!!!!!!! I'm still laughing hysterically!

And Lucky, next time I go to the doctor, I'll have a hard time not giggling with the thought of telling her there's something wrong with my KOOTCH!

Oh, gosh, there were other things I wanted to comment on, but I'm just nearly in tears over the BSF graphic.

Oh, Ejay's post reminded me... I bought the Vagisil screening test kit yesterday and gave it a try. Kinda disappointed. It only tells your PH over 4.5 I wanted it to give me a closer number, as mine was the color of 4.5 or lower..... Thinking of checking out the health food stores, as I read they may sell ph strips so I can try again with something that will show a better range.

 

[Titi]

ha ha I'm so proud of my DH-what a champ-lol. NOTHING is sacred anymore between the two of us when it comes to TTC!

Speaking of OH-he has used PH strips in the past to check his saltwater fish tank levels....I wonder if they are the same.........I think he got them at the fish/pet store.
What did the kit tell you squirrel?

 

[SquirrelGirl]

really not much. Basically with the PH reading I got, I would have a yeast infection, but because I don't have the symptoms, I'm fine.... it was kind of a worthless test. If the PH had been higher, that would have meant a different type of infection. Though I guess if I would do BSF then do the test, I'd think the ph would be different. This is probably why you had problems that month you did the BSF so much. The different kinds of bacteria can grow more easily in a more alkaline environment. The acidic environment helps keep infections away. But what about the thing of the acidic environment killing off the I'm so confused, really.....

in a few months, i guess I'll go to the doctor and tell her I've got a problem with my kootch....

 

[Jaimie2Eyes]

I'd be interested to find out how the other ph strips work for you squirrel. I hear ya on the clothes front - I've been just the opposite though and not buying anything because I keep hoping I'll lose more weight. And then there is the drawer full of clothes I've gotten too skinny for that I keep hoping will make good maternity wear...it is mostly winter stuff though and I'd better get a BFP quick if I want to put it back into use!

I got some maca yesterday and am plotting how to secretly put it in DH's tea...

Lucky ~ they give segway tours here in Tucson and you'll see a whole mob of segway riders roll up in the most random places. I was in the presidio - a rebuilt version of the historical spanish colonial fort - and a group of them rolled in while I was talking to a tour guide. I totally cracked up and could not listen to him anymore - the tourists on segways were just too funny! Have you ever seen Weird Al's video for White and Nerdy? He rides a segway in that.

 

[SquirrelGirl]

Interesting article....

https://www.menstruation.com.au/periodpages/healthyvagina.html

The basics of maintaining a healthy Vagina

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Do not douche. The only exception to this rule which may be acceptable is if you are trying to conceive and are trying to alter your vaginas pH for a greater good. Do it as little as you can and increase the number of lactobacilli in your diet through upping your intake of yoghurt or taking acidophilus tablets

 

[soph77]

Ladies, hold onto your nickers, what you have just seen was a real treat.
Lo and behold, the rare eruption of Mount Kootch!

hahahahahahahah I laughed my nickers off!

Girls you have been on fire, I just caught up on the last day and almost died with each post, each one was funnier than the last!
I don't think I can top it except for this - unrelated to ttc, I just thought it was funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

What does it MEAN??????

 

[SquirrelGirl]

Is that guy having an orgasm or what?!?!?!?!! He HAS to be high or something!

 

[parkgirl]

wow, he really likes rainbows.

 

[CelticNiamh]

My DH made this for you girls for our thread:

https://i885.photobucket.com/albums/ac59/titi920/DOANDDONT.jpg

No words thats so cool I nearly wet my self!!!!


Soph what with the due and the rainbows LOL he is so stoned

I forgotten any thing else I wanted to say, I have to compose my self

 

[CelticNiamh]

Im still laughing!

any one have advanced FF whats the highest the early pregnacy sign thing give you!

 

[soph77]

Im still laughing!

any one have advanced FF whats the highest the early pregnacy sign thing give you!

I've got 72 points at the moment, I think that s the highest I've ever had. What have you got?