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[bbdreams]

Hey everyone xx






BMW Wedgie!!

Ha ha, that's funny!

Hope everyone is doing well xx

So, I just realised I didn't tell my embarrassing story after I O'd. So here it is...I am pretty sure I have had other embarrassing things happen but this is one that I remember really clearly..

I was in my early 20's and backpacking around Europe with my two best girlfriends. We were in Athens, and had been joined by my then-boyfriend, who had flown over from London to have a holiday with us. We decided to go out to dinner one night, so went to this yummy and very popular vegetarian restaurant. The place was quite large, and packed out, and we were placed a table right in the middle of the restaurant. Well, we settled in and ordered our food etc. This was Athens in the summer and it was really hot, plus being in a crowded restaurant made it even hotter. I was wearing a t-shirt with a singlet (or tank top for you americans) underneath, and thought I would take off the t-shirt to cool down. So I pulled off my t-shirt and immediately felt the cool relief of just sitting there in my singlet. I carried on the conversation with my friends, but noticed that they weren't responding to me, just staring at me - then they were trying to tell me something but I didn't know what. I looked down - and suddenly realised I had peeled off not only my t-shirt but my singlet as well, and was sitting in the middle of a busy, crowded restaurant in just my bra.

It was too funny..I got super flustered and the giggles at the same time, couldn't get my t-shirt back on - which only caused even more attention to myself. Finally, cheeks flaming, I was suitably dressed again, but very aware that most of the tables in the restaurant were laughing at me. A waiter came up to the table and said to me 'wonderful, don't worry' - but it has remained one of my most embarrassing and funny moments I have ever had.

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Lucky! That is a very funny story! So glad that you shared it!

 

[soph77]

Hahaha that is so funny! Reminds me of an embarrassing story from a friend of mine. She used to work in a fine dinning restaurant. Her job was to bring around the dessert tray. Her uniform was a wrap around skirt, and one day she brought the tray to a table and swept her arm to the side to show off the tray but her watch got hooked on her skirt and opened it up with her arm bearing all to a table of unsuspecting guests. I think one of the men from thew table said something along the lines of 'I don't want dessert, but I'll have one of those'.

 

[soph77]

I was just looking at my chart on ff and dh came up behind me. He asked me lots of questions about what all the parts were and the last question was what are the blue dots? I told him they are my temperatures.

He says... and this is GOLD -
'Oh yeah, your muff temps'

 

[SquirrelGirl]

I was just looking at my chart on ff and dh came up behind me. He asked me lots of questions about what all the parts were and the last question was what are the blue dots? I told him they are my temperatures.

He says... and this is GOLD -
'Oh yeah, your muff temps'

 

[SquirrelGirl]

interesting! In the US a singlet is what male wrestlers wear (not exactly attractive!). That is pretty darned funny, Lucky. At least they didn't make you leave!

Really? Ok, totally not the image that I want to put across! Singlet is totally like a tank top.

No, I think they all got some free entertainment and were happy for me to stick around in case I did something else stupid.

To get your mind off the TWW, here is a picture of what a singlet is in the US.

 

[LuckyD]

Hahaha that is so funny! Reminds me of an embarrassing story from a friend of mine. She used to work in a fine dinning restaurant. Her job was to bring around the dessert tray. Her uniform was a wrap around skirt, and one day she brought the tray to a table and swept her arm to the side to show off the tray but her watch got hooked on her skirt and opened it up with her arm bearing all to a table of unsuspecting guests. I think one of the men from thew table said something along the lines of 'I don't want dessert, but I'll have one of those'.

That is hilarious!

My friend also had an embarrassing restaurant story...she was on holiday on the Gold Coast and was out to dinner at a packed restaurant with her husband. She needed to go to the toilet, which was on the other side of the restaurant, so weaved her way between the tables, went to the toilet, then weaved her way back. When she sat down again she felt something funny on her lower back...turns out that when she pulled her pants up after going to the toilet, she had hooked the toilet duck freshner up - you know those ones that you hook over the toilet rim? She got it caught on the waistband of her trousers, and had walked across the room with it attached to her back - like a little bunny tail. Hilarious!

I was just looking at my chart on ff and dh came up behind me. He asked me lots of questions about what all the parts were and the last question was what are the blue dots? I told him they are my temperatures.

He says... and this is GOLD -
'Oh yeah, your muff temps'

That made me laugh so much. Muff temps is my new saying.

interesting! In the US a singlet is what male wrestlers wear (not exactly attractive!). That is pretty darned funny, Lucky. At least they didn't make you leave!

Really? Ok, totally not the image that I want to put across! Singlet is totally like a tank top.

No, I think they all got some free entertainment and were happy for me to stick around in case I did something else stupid.

To get your mind off the TWW, here is a picture of what a singlet is in the US.

Holy crap - no, that is definitely not what I was wearing! But how funny if it was...

 

[SquirrelGirl]

Hahaha that is so funny! Reminds me of an embarrassing story from a friend of mine. She used to work in a fine dinning restaurant. Her job was to bring around the dessert tray. Her uniform was a wrap around skirt, and one day she brought the tray to a table and swept her arm to the side to show off the tray but her watch got hooked on her skirt and opened it up with her arm bearing all to a table of unsuspecting guests. I think one of the men from thew table said something along the lines of 'I don't want dessert, but I'll have one of those'.

That is hilarious!

My friend also had an embarrassing restaurant story...she was on holiday on the Gold Coast and was out to dinner at a packed restaurant with her husband. She needed to go to the toilet, which was on the other side of the restaurant, so weaved her way between the tables, went to the toilet, then weaved her way back. When she sat down again she felt something funny on her lower back...turns out that when she pulled her pants up after going to the toilet, she had hooked the toilet duck freshner up - you know those ones that you hook over the toilet rim? She got it caught on the waistband of her trousers, and had walked across the room with it attached to her back - like a little bunny tail. Hilarious!

I was just looking at my chart on ff and dh came up behind me. He asked me lots of questions about what all the parts were and the last question was what are the blue dots? I told him they are my temperatures.

He says... and this is GOLD -
'Oh yeah, your muff temps'

That made me laugh so much. Muff temps is my new saying.

interesting! In the US a singlet is what male wrestlers wear (not exactly attractive!). That is pretty darned funny, Lucky. At least they didn't make you leave!

Really? Ok, totally not the image that I want to put across! Singlet is totally like a tank top.

No, I think they all got some free entertainment and were happy for me to stick around in case I did something else stupid.

To get your mind off the TWW, here is a picture of what a singlet is in the US.

Holy crap - no, that is definitely not what I was wearing! But how funny if it was...

hahaha, You would have had to work pretty hard to take it off, though!

And yes, Muff Temps is an awesome saying. If only I temped.... I might need to start just so I can work Muff Temps into my regular conversations with OH!

Well, I'm headed off to bed for the night. Gotta get up early and do some work. I program computers for my company and I have some code going live, so I have to monitor it to make sure everything goes ok. I hate this part of my job, I am soooooooooo not a morning person!

Have a good one everybody!

 

[Annamumof2]

ok everyone i'm on CD 10 now and i'm gettin discharge me and hubby havent had sex for a week and he wont touch me till im better, i told him i think i might have a chest infection and now he wont go near me, i am not happy with him at the moment and i guess i'm out again this cycle if i dont start BDing soon

 

[soph77]

Lucky, laughing so hard imagining your friend with her toilet duck hanging out of the back of her pants!!!

Can't wait to see what my muff temp is tomorrow

Tested today, bfn of course, but it is very early...

Cannot get rid of this blasted sore throat driving me crazy.

 

[CelticNiamh]

Oh girls the pressure em let me think now, late ovulation is a ''pain in me hole'' or a pain in the kicker, it sucks ass LOL all referring to it being a pain in the bum sorry bit lame might as DH when he wakes up he is way better than me LOL

SquirrelGirl we call them vest tops Oh I seen castle once or twice its very good. Dh got all of spartucus blood and sand so we are watching that at the mo and its good but very bloody and very sexually explicit borderline soft porn. boobs every were. I even asked if boobs were out that much all the time would he think men would get bored of them

LuckyD hey my temp went up this morning here is a teaser of glee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5TuBgC8Uh0

I loved it watched all of season 1 in a weekend LOL actually one Saturday! oh and your funny story so funny you must have been mortified
you know what took me ages to get used to calling flip flop Thongs as this is what a thong is here in Ireland https://www.littlewoodsireland.ie/s...trail=1589&prdToken=/p/prod2390273-sku3530422

Soph that a good one LOL muff temps hope you get a temp rise in the morning

It was my NANA birthday yesterday, she is 95 we went to a surprise birthday party for her and had a blast, so my bestfriend will be up today yeaaa !

 

[MyTurnYet]

Hi Ladies, 1DPO and officially in the two week wait...having a hard time coming up with a good embarrassing story. Really, embarrassing stuff happens to me on a daily basis, but having trouble thinking of something major.

Off the top of my head, went back to visit some friends still in college (university) right after I graduated and of course we got pretty drunk.

We were all crashing in my friend's dorm room (6 of us or so) and I guess in the middle of the night I must've been hot or something because I decided to take my top and bra off and was laying there topless, with no blankets, on my back on the floor with my arms stretched over my head. There were guys there, too, and don't you think my friends would've covered me up? Nope, they just cracked up and left me like that until morning when I woke up to find my top totally gone.

I was mortified, but it was so long ago now that it's not really embarassing to me, anymore. I'll use the next two weeks to come up w/ something else.

 

[CelticNiamh]

Hi Ladies, 1DPO and officially in the two week wait...having a hard time coming up with a good embarrassing story. Really, embarrassing stuff happens to me on a daily basis, but having trouble thinking of something major.

Off the top of my head, went back to visit some friends still in college (university) right after I graduated and of course we got pretty drunk.

We were all crashing in my friend's dorm room (6 of us or so) and I guess in the middle of the night I must've been hot or something because I decided to take my top and bra off and was laying there topless, with no blankets, on my back on the floor with my arms stretched over my head. There were guys there, too, and don't you think my friends would've covered me up? Nope, they just cracked up and left me like that until morning when I woke up to find my top totally gone.

I was mortified, but it was so long ago now that it's not really embarassing to me, anymore. I'll use the next two weeks to come up w/ something else.

OH NO bad friends LOL good story I have none like that at all.

 

[CelticNiamh]

how is every one evening going its sooo quite here this evening LOL

I did not have such a good day with my friend we kinda had a disagreement but she got a little personal and has left me a bit sore really, we were discussing politics and jobs etc the lack of them and all of that and she thought that they should slash social welfare payments we call it the dole that people receive here in Ireland, I disagreed as the rate of living is still very high here and people could not afford to live and I said we could not afford to live if they did that. now her DH is on the dole as well, he lost his job and so did my DH but they still have savings and her dad gives her money as well. we have ran out of savings and our parents are struggling as well, but she told me it was my own fault I couldn't afford to live off social welfare if the government have to cut it,as if we didn't owe money to loans and our credit card or if we hadn't used some of our savings to go to Australia we would be able to live off very little money, I was shocked a little and I said but no one saw this coming and we could afford our loans when we got them and its not a huge amount any way, she said no you shouldn't have got them we should have thought what if! and saved in stead( we did spent all our savings to live off I felt awful as for a few months it was really hard and we had a choice buy food pay the bills we have kids so its a no brainier we bought food instead now we are paying our bills and are doing ok plus DH has just finished college and started a new job so things are looking up for us. but I cant believe a friend whom know how hard it has been for us could throw that in my face esp when they are out of work them self's but they haven't gotten to the stage were savings have run out and bills are mounting up yet. pot calling the kettle black and even if she is right (the truth hurts) you don't say that to a friend do you. today she made me feel like I was beneath her and second class and I don't like that, she does have an awful bad habit of putting her foot in it and she has pulled a cracker this time! who need people like that who kick you when your down, I mean she is living off it as well, we are on the up now at last and I can see a future for us, we have plans LOL sorry for rambling just nursing my injured pride tonight!

It has made me rethink though, I think I might take a break for a few months, if AF arries this months on till we are in a better position money wise !

 

[MyTurnYet]

Just read your story, Celtic, and that sounds like a terrible friend. I've been in trouble money-wise, too, not being able to pay loans, and this economy has affected everyone...it's not your fault! Hindsight is always 20-20, and we never really know what's going to happen in the future. It's not really useful to look back and speculate on what you've should've changed in the past, and to put those thoughts in someone else's head is cruel, in my opinion. I hope you don't listen to her. Made me kind of mad reading that.

 

[CelticNiamh]

Just read your story, Celtic, and that sounds like a terrible friend. I've been in trouble money-wise, too, not being able to pay loans, and this economy has affected everyone...it's not your fault! Hindsight is always 20-20, and we never really know what's going to happen in the future. It's not really useful to look back and speculate on what you've should've changed in the past, and to put those thoughts in someone else's head is cruel, in my opinion. I hope you don't listen to her. Made me kind of mad reading that.

I know she hasnt a clue what its like to worry over bills even though they are both unemployed her DH had a great job and he owns property in ireland and abroad so he has some extra income coming in plus savings, Her dad gives her money as well so it hasnt really effected them that much yet!! in her mind because wages are so low now for any jobs out there, that to give people the incentive to return to work they should cut the dole to half but life is not black and white its gray very gray LOL she will learn but I think its damaged our friendship as I will never confide in her again about any thing to do with work or money worries. we are coping I may not be cash rich but Im very happy and content in my life, I half expect she will think about what she said and go Oh crap!

 

[SquirrelGirl]

MyTurn, that was a hysterical story, thanks for sharing!

Celtic.... I sure hope your friend realizes what a biaaaatch she was being and will apologize. I lost my "best friend" in December when she totally took advantage of my kindness and she won't apologize. She even got pregnant in January (I think) and has yet to tell me, though she's as a big as a cow . I can't help myself sometimes, but I'm still really hurt by that. So here's hoping your friend is a true friend and will try to repair the damage.

 

[tryforbaby2]

Hey Girls! :wave: Just got back from my weekend at the In-Laws. You know what I realized?.....Since I O'd 5 days earlier than I ever do, I wouldv'e been O'ing this weekend when I went home to visit my in-laws!!!! Again! Lmao

Soph, LuckyD, Jill Cute stories!!!!

My laptop battery is almost dead so I cannot read and comment on everthing until tomorrow am for me!

P.S.My B*tch sister sent me another nasty text message with a picture of a digital hpt that reads "pregnant" "You wanted to know".....F......her!

I'll catch up tomorrow! Promise!

 

[Tanikit]

Celtic sorry you are going through that. We have no dole here and my DH was without a job for 20 months (and for 4 of that I didn't have a job either) - it was an absolute nightmare. We survived off my parents in law and owe them a fortune now. The dole isn't really made to survive off especially if you have been living off tow salaries and then drop down to one.

I've picked up a bad cold and am not feeling great at all. My sister and her daughter are arriving today and I am looking forward to that - I barely ever see her and our children love each other and have such fun together. She only phoned last night to say she is coming so nothing is organised and she is also not sure how long she is coming for (my sister is not the most organised person either - drives my DH mad)

ANyway, good luck to those in the 1 and 2ww. Hoping to hear about some BFPs soon.

 

[LuckyD]

you know what took me ages to get used to calling flip flop Thongs as this is what a thong is here in Ireland

Hey Niamh, yep that's what we call a thong here in NZ too...but because I have been living in Australia for the last three years, I am totally in the habit of calling my flip flops 'thongs' - need to change that now I am back home! We actually call flip flops 'jandals'. I never knew why, until someone told me recently it is short for 'japanese sandals' - so there you go.

Off the top of my head, went back to visit some friends still in college (university) right after I graduated and of course we got pretty drunk.

We were all crashing in my friend's dorm room (6 of us or so) and I guess in the middle of the night I must've been hot or something because I decided to take my top and bra off and was laying there topless, with no blankets, on my back on the floor with my arms stretched over my head. There were guys there, too, and don't you think my friends would've covered me up? Nope, they just cracked up and left me like that until morning when I woke up to find my top totally gone.

I was mortified, but it was so long ago now that it's not really embarassing to me, anymore. I'll use the next two weeks to come up w/ something else.

Um, that's still pretty embarrassing! How funny!! Cheeky friends not covering you up...!

I did not have such a good day with my friend we kinda had a disagreement but she got a little personal and has left me a bit sore really, we were discussing politics and jobs etc the lack of them and all of that and she thought that they should slash social welfare payments we call it the dole that people receive here in Ireland, I disagreed as the rate of living is still very high here and people could not afford to live and I said we could not afford to live if they did that. now her DH is on the dole as well, he lost his job and so did my DH but they still have savings and her dad gives her money as well. we have ran out of savings and our parents are struggling as well, but she told me it was my own fault I couldn't afford to live off social welfare if the government have to cut it,as if we didn't owe money to loans and our credit card or if we hadn't used some of our savings to go to Australia we would be able to live off very little money, I was shocked a little and I said but no one saw this coming and we could afford our loans when we got them and its not a huge amount any way, she said no you shouldn't have got them we should have thought what if! and saved in stead( we did spent all our savings to live off I felt awful as for a few months it was really hard and we had a choice buy food pay the bills we have kids so its a no brainier we bought food instead now we are paying our bills and are doing ok plus DH has just finished college and started a new job so things are looking up for us. but I cant believe a friend whom know how hard it has been for us could throw that in my face esp when they are out of work them self's but they haven't gotten to the stage were savings have run out and bills are mounting up yet. pot calling the kettle black and even if she is right (the truth hurts) you don't say that to a friend do you. today she made me feel like I was beneath her and second class and I don't like that, she does have an awful bad habit of putting her foot in it and she has pulled a cracker this time! who need people like that who kick you when your down, I mean she is living off it as well, we are on the up now at last and I can see a future for us, we have plans LOL sorry for rambling just nursing my injured pride tonight!

It has made me rethink though, I think I might take a break for a few months, if AF arries this months on till we are in a better position money wise !

So sorry that this was the outcome of what you hoped was going to be a nice day with your friend. Honestly, I think she out of line to say this to you...not very supportive or understanding, plus sounds like she is being pretty hypocritical! I know how hard it is to find work - I am looking at the moment and it's the toughest I've ever found it. Don't worry about her opinion - it sounds like you and your DH are well able to organise your own finances and if you feel that you are able to support another baby then you should do it! You can't always know what is going to happen, so blaming someone for that is just silly. Sounds like things are going well for you now which is excellent. I hope she realises she was being a bit harsh and apologises xx

I lost my "best friend" in December when she totally took advantage of my kindness and she won't apologize. She even got pregnant in January (I think) and has yet to tell me, though she's as a big as a cow . I can't help myself sometimes, but I'm still really hurt by that. So here's hoping your friend is a true friend and will try to repair the damage.

Oh Squirrel, that's rough. It's so hard losing a friend...I can see why you are hurt

Hey Girls! :wave: Just got back from my weekend at the In-Laws. You know what I realized?.....Since I O'd 5 days earlier than I ever do, I wouldv'e been O'ing this weekend when I went home to visit my in-laws!!!! Again! Lmao

Ha ha, why am I not surprised Julia? Hope you had a good weekend. Sorry about your sister...rise above it and let it go if you can! Don't let her upset you any more (easier said than done I know). Hope you are ok

I've picked up a bad cold and am not feeling great at all. My sister and her daughter are arriving today and I am looking forward to that - I barely ever see her and our children love each other and have such fun together. She only phoned last night to say she is coming so nothing is organised and she is also not sure how long she is coming for (my sister is not the most organised person either - drives my DH mad)

ANyway, good luck to those in the 1 and 2ww. Hoping to hear about some BFPs soon.

Oh crap, sorry you are feeling rubbish Tanikit. Hope that you don't feel too sick while your sister and niece are visiting! Yeah, we need to see some BFPs here soon!


I keep forgetting how many dpo I am and have to figure it out...which is a good thing I think! It's been a nice day here...so sunny (but in an Autumn kind of way). Me and my OH went for a walk and found a waterfall which was lovely, and brought a whole lot of cheap kiwifruit and feijoas - so I am going to be a fruit monster for the next few days. I also got a call about a job I applied for - I have a job interview on Friday so that is good.

Sun has gone down and it's really cold now! Off to put on the heater and pick some things from the garden for dinner.

Who is the first to test on here?

 

[CelticNiamh]

MyTurn, that was a hysterical story, thanks for sharing!

Celtic.... I sure hope your friend realizes what a biaaaatch she was being and will apologize. I lost my "best friend" in December when she totally took advantage of my kindness and she won't apologize. She even got pregnant in January (I think) and has yet to tell me, though she's as a big as a cow . I can't help myself sometimes, but I'm still really hurt by that. So here's hoping your friend is a true friend and will try to repair the damage.

I hope she she cops on to how harsh she was, we shall see I wont hold my breath ! That's so sad you lost your friend

Hey Girls! :wave: Just got back from my weekend at the In-Laws. You know what I realized?.....Since I O'd 5 days earlier than I ever do, I wouldv'e been O'ing this weekend when I went home to visit my in-laws!!!! Again! Lmao

Soph, LuckyD, Jill Cute stories!!!!

My laptop battery is almost dead so I cannot read and comment on everthing until tomorrow am for me!

P.S.My B*tch sister sent me another nasty text message with a picture of a digital hpt that reads "pregnant" "You wanted to know".....F......her!

I'll catch up tomorrow! Promise!

That sister GRRRRR did you reply, it pro would have drove her mad if you replied all excited say Huge congrats etc ! then delete her number LOL

Celtic sorry you are going through that. We have no dole here and my DH was without a job for 20 months (and for 4 of that I didn't have a job either) - it was an absolute nightmare. We survived off my parents in law and owe them a fortune now. The dole isn't really made to survive off especially if you have been living off tow salaries and then drop down to one.

I've picked up a bad cold and am not feeling great at all. My sister and her daughter are arriving today and I am looking forward to that - I barely ever see her and our children love each other and have such fun together. She only phoned last night to say she is coming so nothing is organised and she is also not sure how long she is coming for (my sister is not the most organised person either - drives my DH mad)

ANyway, good luck to those in the 1 and 2ww. Hoping to hear about some BFPs soon.

When we lived in Australia and my DH lost his job as did all his co workers work on the sunshine coast for welders just dried up and loads of places closed, it was just before Christmas and we survived because of our savings and because my in laws lent us money as well so know how it feels, he eventually got work cutting Grass on a horse racing track, which DH loved LOL we had booked our flights home before that and ended up coming home with very little money but we managed and I think we are lucky here there is help when needed. it must be hard when there is none.

There seems to be a cold going round, so hope you feel better soon and have fun with your sister when she arrives


LuckyD I still call them thongs now LOL so hard to break the habit flipflops just sounds silly now! Thanks I know we are doing ok now, its horrible applying and applying for jobs and hearing nothing back or rejection it so hard because so many are out of work, so instead of may be being up against 6 people its 70 people applying for one job here at the minute. my friend has only just finished her exams for social studies. unfortunately the only jobs going in that area are with our HSE the health board and they have a recruitment ban, so she knows how hard it will be to find work. she is very hypocritical all right normally I get a text when she got home but nothing yesterday. oh well may be we have come to an impasse LOL

any way, think my temps is wrong this morning, I got up and felt roasting sweating and all took my temp and it was 36.3 and I thought that is not right! if it was that I would be so cold, so redid straight away and it was 36.7 redid it again to double check and it was 36.5 so highly confused, tried my second thermometer and it was 36.7 rechecked and it was 36.3 again so head feels like its going to explode. Ive put in 36.7 but not sure now what to think. I am having mild cramps in my back as well AF could well be on the way early!!! crap!!!