I have missed you ladies SOOOOOOO much!
I thought about you the entire time I was away and wondered how y'all were getting along. We had such a great time, I'll post a few pics in a bit. The country we drove through was just stunning, and Salt Lake City is gorgeous - surrounded by snow capped mountains and just hitting spring so everything was in bloom.
I managed not to get abducted by polygamists

The wedding was super sweet, just a small affair at the bride's parents' home. My DH's best man, Nick, was the one that got hitched. One of his friends got arrested for SODOMY the night before! It was quite the topic of conversation. Although it isn't as crazy as it sounds - he was just having sex in a park

But in Salt Lake that qualifies as sodomy. So we just had the best time with sodomy jokes all weekend - it was a hoot. He had a great sense of humor so it was all good.
Ok, is everyone ready for the world's longest response?
Julie You tugged at my heart strings when you wrote that you missed me! I was also heart broked when I read what your sister has been up to. Im glad you feel like you can put some distance between the two of you. That really sounds like the best course of action she is definitely jealous of you and just trying to upset you to make herself feel better. I dont know if it was Tanikit or Niamh that said it but she obviously has self-esteem issues. I know how you feel, I wish I could be closer to my sister too. And I feel badly that I got more positive attention from my Mom than my sister did. I know you both had a really rough childhood and Im sure there is a part of you that wants to make that better for her. But there is still only so much you can put up with, and youve done more than most would to try and help her out. The only way shell learn how to properly relate with people is if they dont give her what she is seeking with behavior like that attention. Can you block her texts?
Soph that was a pretty sick story about your Aunt! And a crazy funny one about your waitress friend. I used to have a wrap around skirt that I loved until I wore it on a windy day
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Too funny about your DH saying muff temps! When you want to get some BDing in you should tell him you are having a muff fever
Aw hon, Im sorry those BFNs got you down. It is definitely way too early for you though dear so there is still a chance.
Emily and Niamh on our way back home yesterday we passed the Ikea just south of Phoenix it is the only one in Arizona. My husband held his hand over my eyes trying to distract me from it and kept telling me it probably wasnt open. It was pretty funny!
Emily thanks so much for posting the encouraging story about your friend getting lucky on her 12th cycle. It was really sweet to see that on my first day back on bnb. Totally died laughing at the super sperm pic we all need some of those!!

BTW - I have several friends that keep chickens and absolutely love it.
Niamh Im so sorry your friend said that. That was pretty rude. That is a very typical argument here in the states folks get all riled up over welfare / the dole. I just dont think people put themselves in other peoples shoes before they open their mouths. So glad your lump was just a mad freaky cyst

Now I have TWO new fav sayings muff temps and balls deep happy!
Amy that is a fantastic BD schedule, dont fuss over that. Id be quite proud if I were you! I really hope you are feeling better. LOVE your embarassing story that is a scene from one of those nightmares about being naked in public! Except you lived it nice! At least you were in a foreign country! Got my FXd about your job interview so glad to hear youve got another one lined up. That is sweet ass!
Tanikit just a couple of more days till ov, eh? How are you feeling about the times youve been able to BD? Hope you arent stressing about it too much and just taking super good care of yourself.
Moondance so glad you got a nice weekend with your BF and the horses.
Squirrel thank GOD I am working from home today you made the water I was drinking come out of my nose with that singlet picture! Hope those werent fraternity guys you hung out with in college

Hope your live day went smoothly I have loads of programmer pals. I call them code monkeys. Have you ever heard that song?
MyTurn awesome story! Thanks for sharing : )
Nixilix hope you like the conceive plus and that it does the trick for you!
My goodness - I forget all that gals that are sick because there were so many

But I hope y'all feel better REALLY soon!
So Julie, Niamh, and I are in the 1ww - is there anyone else? I wonder how Mimi is doing?