Tthf

[Jaimie2Eyes]

Oh I TOTALLY meant that to sound dirty LuckyD : ) I'm off to the gym! ttfn tthfers!

 

[LuckyD]

Do any of you ever read Savage Love? It is a sex and relationship advice column that runs in most alternative papers and he gets TONS of questions along the lines of the ones in that thread. It really is scary how little high schoolers know about sex and the repercussions.

Didn't LukcyD propose that we share stories about losing our virginity? Or was that on another thread?

Um, yeah...that was me. Well, really I suggested first kiss stories, with virginity stories thrown in if people are wanting to share more!

 

[LuckyD]

Do any of you ever read Savage Love? It is a sex and relationship advice column that runs in most alternative papers and he gets TONS of questions along the lines of the ones in that thread. It really is scary how little high schoolers know about sex and the repercussions.

Holy crap, I think I read this in a paper in Santa Fe when we were doing our American road trip last year! How weird, would never have thought of it if you hadn't mentioned it.

I have got to get off BnB and do some work!!!!! Will check in later x

 

[SquirrelGirl]

Yeah totally, I am always going to think of it with a 'K' from now on!

Koosh balls! Hilarious. I love remembering childhood toys of the 80s! Did you guys have snap bracelets? I LOVED those things when I was about 12.

Yes, I loved snap bracelets!! Oh, and remember technicolor t-shirts? The ones that changed color with heat? I wonder why you don't see those anymore.....

 

[Lilaala]

Have any of you read this thread? https://www.babyandbump.com/trying-...e-no-stupid-questions-just-stupid-people.html

Loads of epic fails and huge laughs! Like this one:

Here's a good laugh for those who have worked with the public: https://notalwaysright.com

 

[Lilaala]

Koosh's and Gak... Gak was perfect for making fart noises in class.... mine got taken away by the teacher...


Never read 'Savage Love' maybe it's not here in Canada? I do know though that my sister in law was talking with this teenage couple back when she was in school, the boy thought a baby grows in the woman's stomach, you know, the actual stomach, where food is digested, but the baby is immune to stomach acid. They BOTH thought her urethra and vagina were the same hole, and these teens were sleeping with each other.

 

[Lilaala]

https://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/pregnancy-sharing.jpg

https://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/236384/827297.jpg

https://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/pregnancytip13.jpg

https://www.goofts.com/gooft-pics/safe-baby-pregnancy-tips-4.jpg

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_00KAacxtpEM/SBWo-8LZCJI/AAAAAAAADdQ/JKitnk1pv9c/s400/Safe_Baby_Pregnancy_Tips_03.jpg

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Nivled/Pregnancy%20Tips/pregnancy-telling.jpg

 

[Jaimie2Eyes]

OMG Lilaala ~ I made my DH look at bnb for the first time evah to see those tips! Hilarious!! Welcome by the way, you've come over to the dark side of TTC

We need some of those for TTC like the "do" side would be shooting heroin and having anonymous sex and the "don't" side would be waiting till you are in a stable relationship with a good education and income and timing sex with ovulation

 

[Jaimie2Eyes]

That is really funny that you read savage love in Santa Fe LuckyD! I just ADORED that town - I saw Crazy Heart this weekend which was filmed there.

Ok, I highly recommend Savage Love:https://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=4396681

 

[LuckyD]

Yeah totally, I am always going to think of it with a 'K' from now on!

Koosh balls! Hilarious. I love remembering childhood toys of the 80s! Did you guys have snap bracelets? I LOVED those things when I was about 12.

Yes, I loved snap bracelets!! Oh, and remember technicolor t-shirts? The ones that changed color with heat? I wonder why you don't see those anymore.....

Hypercolour! They were hilarious…why would you want the world to know when you are sweating?

I am now imagining a t-shirt that changed colour when you were ovulating…a kind of giant version of an OPK! Except it would have to work detecting hormone in your sweat, cos you wouldn’t want to pee on it. Oooh, maybe it could be based on body temperature!
Sorry…am having a bit of a crazy afternoon……..

https://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/pregnancy-sharing.jpg

https://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/236384/827297.jpg

https://www.hemmy.net/images/interesting/pregnancytip13.jpg

https://www.goofts.com/gooft-pics/safe-baby-pregnancy-tips-4.jpg

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_00KAacxtpEM/SBWo-8LZCJI/AAAAAAAADdQ/JKitnk1pv9c/s400/Safe_Baby_Pregnancy_Tips_03.jpg

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v202/Nivled/Pregnancy%20Tips/pregnancy-telling.jpg

These are so funny Lilaala! Thanks for sharing, I love the breakdancing one!

 

[LuckyD]

OMG Lilaala ~ I made my DH look at bnb for the first time evah to see those tips! Hilarious!! Welcome by the way, you've come over to the dark side of TTC

We need some of those for TTC like the "do" side would be shooting heroin and having anonymous sex and the "don't" side would be waiting till you are in a stable relationship with a good education and income and timing sex with ovulation

Ha ha, let’s create some! Except do you mean the other way round? I am reading that as I SHOULD be shooting heroin if I want to get pregnant! Hang on, maybe that’s the problem….

DO: Try and create a romantic atmosphere when it is time to BD
DON’T: Lock your partner in the bedroom and demand he gets naked immediately

DO: Pay attention to your CM so you know when you are ovulating
DON’T: Ask your friend’s opinions as to how ‘stretchy’ they think it is

That is really funny that you read savage love in Santa Fe LuckyD! I just ADORED that town - I saw Crazy Heart this weekend which was filmed there.

Ok, I highly recommend Savage Love:https://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=4396681

Oh, how was Crazy Heart? I really wanna see that!

 

[Lilaala]

Or a natural OPK like our toenails would turn bright green!


Love the Tips, thinking I'll have to get the books.

In the meantime, would anyone like some porn?

https://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs060.snc3/14735_191392111064_601666064_3369048_1030418_n.jpg

 

[Lilaala]

DO: Try and create a romantic atmosphere when it is time to BD
DON’T: Lock your partner in the bedroom and demand he gets naked immediately

DO: Pay attention to your CM so you know when you are ovulating
DON’T: Ask your friend’s opinions as to how ‘stretchy’ they think it is

 

[Jaimie2Eyes]

Ahahaha! You gals are killing me!

Lucky - I totally meant that you SHOULD shoot heroin and have sex with random strangers because the responsible method of bringing a child into the world obviously doesn't work

I really love your do's and don'ts too! Crazy Heart was pretty good, I would definitely recommend checking it out. It didn't always strike the right chords with me but overall I definitely dug it.

Lilaala - your porn rocks!

 

[CelticNiamh]

Hi girls you have been busy posting away, very funny you crack me up!

LuckyD

My DH like it when I order him to strip NOW! PML may be it should be
DONT tell your DH to hurry up whie he mid stride


julia still thinking of you!

 

[CelticNiamh]

Just seen Im 13 dpo OMG eeek my nerves will be shot till tomorrow LOL ah well

I did better this week with weight loss 3 and a half pounds down, although dont think I could keep that level of exercise up all the time some days I walked twice and the huge hike on sunday, now that I love to do every sunday love it!


How is every one else doing this morning!

 

[CelticNiamh]

Ive already posted this on the MACA thread but though you lovely Gals in here might find it useful. all about implantation!
Implantation is a process not an event. This is the typical time line and though there is some wiggle room too far off on one end or the other and the uterus may not be condusive for it to happen.

From ovulation:

O - 2 DPO (3min - 48 hours Fertilization note that all time periods given are max in event of double O

1 - 3DPO (24hrs -72hrs) First cleavage of zygote (travel down the tube is occuring) to Morula

3 - 5DPO Morula reaches uterus

4 - 5DPO Morula becomes Blastocyst

5 - 6DPO Zona pellucida lost Trophoblast invades decidua basalis, begins to become chorion

6 - 8DPO Implantation officially begins as hCG is now being picked up in the blood stream Ectoderm and endoderm appear

8 - 10DPO Clefts in ectoderm form amniotic cavity, Amnion and yolk sac begin to form, Amniotic fluid is secreted

13DPO Trophoblast continues to become chorion, hCG can be picked up by most standard (not early) HPTs, Primary chorionic villi form

15DPO Implantation is complete by this time and the Embryonic stage begins. It isn't until 21DPO that the placenta begins to function and anything capable of crossing the placenta can effect the fetus

 

[SquirrelGirl]

Yeah totally, I am always going to think of it with a 'K' from now on!

Koosh balls! Hilarious. I love remembering childhood toys of the 80s! Did you guys have snap bracelets? I LOVED those things when I was about 12.

Yes, I loved snap bracelets!! Oh, and remember technicolor t-shirts? The ones that changed color with heat? I wonder why you don't see those anymore.....

Hypercolour! They were hilarious…why would you want the world to know when you are sweating?

I am now imagining a t-shirt that changed colour when you were ovulating…a kind of giant version of an OPK! Except it would have to work detecting hormone in your sweat, cos you wouldn’t want to pee on it. Oooh, maybe it could be based on body temperature!
Sorry…am having a bit of a crazy afternoon……..

Oh, yes, hypercolor!! That would be so funny to know where you are in your cycle based on a t-shirt! lol. who needs temping. Maybe they could make pajamas out of them so when you wake up rather than putting a thermometer in your mouth, you just look at what color your PJs are!

Lilaala, welcome and thanks for posting such hysterical Dos and Don'ts!


What a great way to start my morning. I got up a bit early so I could get my fix in!


Good luck Niamh, and thanks for the information! .....so..... if it takes til day 21 for anything to cross the placenta.... does that mean I can keep smoking crack and doing keg stands until then?

 

[SquirrelGirl]

Oh, and Lilaala, your avatar cracks me up too. I love it! Who knew!

 

[Titi]

DO: Try and create a romantic atmosphere when it is time to BD
DON’T: Lock your partner in the bedroom and demand he gets naked immediately

DO: Pay attention to your CM so you know when you are ovulating
DON’T: Ask your friend’s opinions as to how ‘stretchy’ they think it is

That was good! This should be the next fun thing-to each try and come up with our own funny dos & don'ts for anything ttc, pg or baby related.

DO: Call the FS to schedule an apt. if you think you may be having fertility issues.
DON't: Call the FS and ask him what's wrong with your KOOTCH