Fart and blame it on the dog.
Poor dog probably needs therapy.
I watch Jeremy Kyle too! Sometimes it's the only thing on that isn't infomercials.
I eat McDonalds and drink Dr. Pepper even though I'm pregnant and I know I shouldn't. And it's a little more often than 'once in a blue moon'. I've cut back significantly on McDonalds, maybe have fast food once a week, but I would need a miracle to go that long between cans of Dr. Pepper. One or two cans a day.
I'm such a bad mom already.