What's you BADEST case of baby brain?

[anna matronic]

I think I can claim my medal right now

7.45 had a knock on the door, opened it to 2 police officers. I'm thinking something to do with my car, or their has been a burglary in the block or something. So I let them in and they tell me their has been an allegation against me from Morrisons that I didn't pay for my petrol yesterday!!! I stood there and gasped and went "OMG, I didn't pay for it"

So anyway I have been interviewed under caution on my sofa in my living room! Asked questions about what I did, how much petrol I got, why didn't I pay, how I paid for my other goods etc.

I have to go in and pay for it later. But OMG I feel like such a guilty criminal. the lady that worked there ASKED me if I had petrol and I said no! WTF was I thinking.

I didn't even have DS with me as an excuse

 

[starrybean]

Haaaha!!!! It's so easily done! I've walked around with clothes for my lo and nearly walked out of the shop with them Cus I was in a daze

I once went to sainsburys, packed all my shopping up and left 2 bags of shopping there. I didn't realise until about 2 days later

 

[iceylou]

oh dear lol. the worst thing i did was demand the train i was on to be stopped as i had left my son on the platform, i was hysterical. it was the elderly woman sitting next to me tapped me on the shoulder and said "luv ur mum took him to give u the weekend off" she had been nattering to my mum before i got on the train

btw the ticket guy HAD actually stopped the train

 

[iHeartbaby#1]

Damn baby brain!

I applied for a job and the manager told me by e-mail that she was very interested in my background but that i forgot to fill out the phone number in the application

I gave her a ring the next day and had to leave a voicemail... but what did i do? Forget to leave my dang phone number! I thought about calling back or leaving it in an e-mail but i was too embarrassed. Pretty sure i can cross that job off my list!

 

[pinklizzy]

OMG AM! You're a criminal!!

I'm sure I've done tonnes of things but can't remember due to my baby brain!!

 

[KittyVentura]

I think I can claim my medal right now

7.45 had a knock on the door, opened it to 2 police officers. I'm thinking something to do with my car, or their has been a burglary in the block or something. So I let them in and they tell me their has been an allegation against me from Morrisons that I didn't pay for my petrol yesterday!!! I stood there and gasped and went "OMG, I didn't pay for it"

So anyway I have been interviewed under caution on my sofa in my living room! Asked questions about what I did, how much petrol I got, why didn't I pay, how I paid for my other goods etc.

I have to go in and pay for it later. But OMG I feel like such a guilty criminal. the lady that worked there ASKED me if I had petrol and I said no! WTF was I thinking.

I didn't even have DS with me as an excuse

oh dear lol. the worst thing i did was demand the train i was on to be stopped as i had left my son on the platform, i was hysterical. it was the elderly woman sitting next to me tapped me on the shoulder and said "luv ur mum took him to give u the weekend off" she had been nattering to my mum before i got on the train

btw the ticket guy HAD actually stopped the train

Damn baby brain!

I applied for a job and the manager told me by e-mail that she was very interested in my background but that i forgot to fill out the phone number in the application

I gave her a ring the next day and had to leave a voicemail... but what did i do? Forget to leave my dang phone number! I thought about calling back or leaving it in an e-mail but i was too embarrassed. Pretty sure i can cross that job off my list!

 

[tristansmum]

i thought i'd done some bad stuff but you guys on here are hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KellyC75]

Love this thread

Giving me a great morning giggle

 

[sjminimac]

oh dear lol. the worst thing i did was demand the train i was on to be stopped as i had left my son on the platform, i was hysterical. it was the elderly woman sitting next to me tapped me on the shoulder and said "luv ur mum took him to give u the weekend off" she had been nattering to my mum before i got on the train

btw the ticket guy HAD actually stopped the train

xx

 

[sapphire1]

Love it! Mine is crap in comparison...
A couple of weeks ago DH, Holly and I set off in the car for an 8.30am dentist appointment 40 miles away from our house (I know, NHS waiting lists meh). Anyhow, at 7.30am my car ground to a halt on a busy dual carriageway and we had to ring the AA to come rescue us. It was quite scary as there was nowhere to get out of the car and big trucks kept hurtling past us. I thought I'd better ring the dentist to cancel and was a bit miffed that I'd have to pay a cancellation charge. The appointment wasn't even for that day, it was for two weeks time which is tomorrow!! Oh well, saving the £15 cancellation charge meant I had something to put towards the £1000 garage bill...

 

[bigbetty]

Oh Anna!!!!!

I'm glad you have started this thread cos the one I started died a death a couple of weeks ago lol

 

[Mum2b_Claire]

OMG!! haha!

Mine is a bit rubbish, involving queuing up in 3 different banks before realising only when I got to the front of the queue, that it was the wrong one. Very annoying at the time!

 

[fidget]

milk in the cupboard where i keep mugs... tv remote in fridge... always doing things like that but the other day i got on the bus and completely forgot where i lived, and stood there staring at the bus driver with a blank face when he asked where i wanted to go...

 

[Louppey]

Haha this thread is making me laugh

Thankfully I haven't had any particuarly bad baby brain moments, i'm dreading one now!!!! I thought I was bad for forgetting to ask my daughters godparents to come to the christening briefing last week LOL

 

[anna matronic]

Haha these are so funny!! I often go to put random things in the fridge

I have been and paid for the petrol now

 

[meldmac]

Well I left the mall and on the way home realized I had a package of receiving blankets in the basket that I didn't pay for Was to embarrassed to go back too

 

[chetnaz]

Too many things to remember, but I just did something now which I totally put down to baby brain. Went to asda, parked up, took the kidas out, did my shopping and walked back to the car to find the car door wide open!! Thank god it's not a great car, otherwise I've pretty much invited someone to steal it!!

 

[emmadaisy]

not long after Id had Charlie I went into town on my own and got a few bits in primark put them under the pram cause I didnt pick a basket up! Charlie started crying and I got embarrassed so went back to car and putting him in realised I had come out and not paid for the stuff!! couldnt face the shame of going back so dont go in there now!!!

 

[Mrs Doddy]

Lol ive not done anything bad, just lost car keys, put bread in the fridge

 

[bigbetty]

Lol ive not done anything bad, just lost car keys, put bread in the fridge

I always keep my bread in the fridge - I find it stays fresher for longer