Who stole my body?!?!?

Discussion in 'Two Week Wait' started by jbell157, Nov 16, 2011.

  1. jbell157

    jbell157 Sam's Mommy

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    I'm putting out an official APB alert! Someone has stolen my body and given me a broken one!


    I am 4 days late with two BFN's, the most recent being this am. I was scheduled to start Friday. My boobs have been killing me since that day. I've filed for divorce.

    Yesterday, I had period type cramps reminiscent of af...oh the good old days when cramps were cramps and not some "secret sign"...

    On top of that someone snuck into my room while I was asleep and beat my lower back with a whiffle ball bat! Its still aching now! I've called the cops and alerted them to the break in.

    God, Jesus, whoever, please return my body to me. I'm offering a hefty reward.

    Also, if you see my mind can you return that too. :wacko:
     
  2. charlie_lael

    charlie_lael Guest

    I'm confused... Did someone really beat you or are you being funny. o_O

    Hope everything turns out ok for you!
     
  3. PinkPeony

    PinkPeony Well-Known Member

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    Lol!! Thank you so much for the comic relief!
    I'm 8dpo today and I've been feeling awful for the past 2 days (ie I'm currently in bed and it's 8:30). Unfortunately I'm really starting to think it's af on her way. I was super bitchy/weepy PMSing earlier to DH. I have the look I get before af - pale, broken out, bags under eyes. If I was preg I think I'd be more glowy and radiant, no?
     
  4. jbell157

    jbell157 Sam's Mommy

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    It was a joke lol. Thanks :)
     
  5. kristen16

    kristen16 Well-Known Member

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    I hear ya! AF 2 days late and BFN! Loving it....ugh!
     
  6. Chook

    Chook Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha!!! Classic. Thanks for the laugh
     

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