Who stole my body?!?!?

[jbell157]

I'm putting out an official APB alert! Someone has stolen my body and given me a broken one!


I am 4 days late with two BFN's, the most recent being this am. I was scheduled to start Friday. My boobs have been killing me since that day. I've filed for divorce.

Yesterday, I had period type cramps reminiscent of af...oh the good old days when cramps were cramps and not some "secret sign"...

On top of that someone snuck into my room while I was asleep and beat my lower back with a whiffle ball bat! Its still aching now! I've called the cops and alerted them to the break in.

God, Jesus, whoever, please return my body to me. I'm offering a hefty reward.

Also, if you see my mind can you return that too.

 

[charlie_lael]

I'm confused... Did someone really beat you or are you being funny.

Hope everything turns out ok for you!

 

[PinkPeony]

Lol!! Thank you so much for the comic relief!
I'm 8dpo today and I've been feeling awful for the past 2 days (ie I'm currently in bed and it's 8:30). Unfortunately I'm really starting to think it's af on her way. I was super bitchy/weepy PMSing earlier to DH. I have the look I get before af - pale, broken out, bags under eyes. If I was preg I think I'd be more glowy and radiant, no?

 

[jbell157]

I'm confused... Did someone really beat you or are you being funny.

Hope everything turns out ok for you!

It was a joke lol. Thanks

 

[kristen16]

I hear ya! AF 2 days late and BFN! Loving it....ugh!

 

[Chook]

Hahaha!!! Classic. Thanks for the laugh