Worst baby names you've heard

[Lexilove]

Haha, I've heard that rhyme, too. Of course I don't mind you starting the thread, Skye. You know I'm not really a thread-starter. I'm just more of a 'commenting' kind of girl. lol

Lexi, thanks for sharing! "My daughter stood up from the potty and reached down. I thought she was scratching. But then I realized she was trying to shake herself off — just like daddy!" I can't actually picture using any of those names though... Va-Jay-Jay and Bo-Jang-Go just sound weird. & the experts apparently say to use the anatomically correct name... But I can't picture myself talking to my one year old with the word vagina. That's more blatant that 'lady bits!'

Vagina just icks me out and lady bits is pretty bad too. Va-Jay-Jay is kinda ok though, we have some time to decide haha.

If my LO's a girl, I was going to call it a Twinkie or a Minnie. Vagina is technically wrong, because it refers to the inside parts of your ladybits, the outside is the Vulva. At a baby's age, the actual "vagina" parts don't work.

Vulva is almost worse, actually all the names for parts of the vagina are ugly words.

 

[birdiex]

Twinkie weirds me out because of the food. The search for a normal word for 'lady parts' will never end. :wacko
In the article the experts mentioned refering to it as the vagina. Not sure why though, since, technically, you're right.

I don't know what a Twinkie is I didn't want to use Twinkle because that's an adjective, and I didn't want them to wonder why I was referring to girly bits when I described things using the word. Mine was always a Pinny when I was little, but after the confusion with my great nanny asking me to put my hands in her pinny (apron) to fetch something, I'm scarred for life

 

[we can't wait]

Actually, Daphne, 'tittle' is the first one I've heard that I don't have any weird reason why I don't like it.

 

[we can't wait]

I don't know what a Twinkie is I didn't want to use Twinkle because that's an adjective, and I didn't want them to wonder why I was referring to girly bits when I described things using the word. Mine was always a Pinny when I was little, but after the confusion with my great nanny asking me to put my hands in her pinny (apron) to fetch something, I'm scarred for life

In the States we have a snack cake called the twinkie. It's super popular over here. & HAHA! I can imagine you'd be scarred for life after that! My parents didn't have a word for mine... I don't remember what they would say to refer to it.

https://listsoplenty.com/pix/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/twinkie.jpg

 

[HollyMay]

Llywella, Apple, Irhekyrt, and, for some reason, I don't like Jennifer and James (no offense to anyone with those names) But names starting with a F worry me too (except for Fay, Flynn and Frances).

 

[lov3hat3]

Gypsy
Angel which would have been okay but her last name was fish...

 

[112110]

Gypsy
Angel which would have been okay but her last name was fish...

 

[Ashali]

I kid you not, someone in my family is called Autumn Fall.

 

[Lexilove]

I just talked to my middle sister who told me she's babysitting a little girl today called...SkotLind (Scotland)

 

[krys]

Llywella, Apple, Irhekyrt, and, for some reason, I don't like Jennifer and James (no offense to anyone with those names) But names starting with a F worry me too (except for Fay, Flynn and Frances).

Haha I know a woman named Jennifer James.

 

[Lexilove]

Oh and here's a sampling of some of the names from the hospital tour.

Lakoda & Dakoda (twins)

Dustiny, Saylor and Ballin (Ball-in)

Riker (like the prison)

Miakhyel (Michael) Mirajj (Mirage)