you know your pregnant when...........

[SabrinaKat]

-you make a batch of white chocolate cookies at 3am and when your OH asks if there are any left, you don't lie and say the cat must have eaten them all....

-you snort when you lie on your back in bed

-you have to take an almost running leap to get out of bed and it's easier to get out of bed to adjust the pillows when you want to turn over....

best wishes

 

[ITRYTOBENICE]

You drop something and think ''do I really need that?''


And wonder what else you can pick up whilst you are down there!

And when you find that 'lost' birthday card in the freezer

 

[citymouse]

-you snort when you lie on your back in bed

Yes! I wake myself up snorting sometimes!

 

[_jellybean_]

**TMI** You drool a ton in your sleep--why? I have no idea!

You are running to potty every 1/2 hour-hour.

You SCREAM (literally) when your dear little one head butts your ??cervix??.

You're angry for no reason at all.

You're crying for no reason at all.

You ask God to please, please, please break your waters so that you will know for sure that you're in labor, and that the painful contractions you're having aren't just BH.

Your back/neck/hip/pelvic pain is SO much worse.

You spend the day in bed, but are still exhausted!

Everything, including getting out of bed by yourself, is extremely difficult.

You dream about meeting your baby. When s/he kicks you, you imagine holding him/her, and then the tears come Tears of joy, that is. You know that all of the pain will be completely worth it when you look into their eyes for the first time.

 

[Xpecta]

When you sound like a yeti getting out of bed in the morning

Oh my goodness! I just laughed SO hard at that, cause its SO true!! Or getting off the couch, or from bending over! Hahaha I just love how you described it as a Yeti! Its perfect! I make that noise every time and my husband always asks "Are you okay?" And I say "Yup, just getting up." Isaid it sounded like a cow in Labour today haha

 

[smileygurl85]

- You rush to the bathroom to empty a painfully full feeling bladder and only a tiny bit comes out. (This happens every hour or so...)

- You can't decide what kind of cookies you're in the mood for so you bake a batch of all 3 recipes that you're having trouble deciding between. The after tasting 2-3 of each you realize you wanted a different kind altogether! (Good thing DH had a bunch of friends over...)

- Turning over in bed becomes your worst nightmare, but only compared to trying to get out of bed.

- You leave your apartment as little as possible because the thought of pain-incurred walking down and then back up 2 flights of stairs makes you want to cry...

- Your belly takes on a life of its own - like a scene straight out of a science-fiction movie.

 

[ProudMummyy]

When you literally have to roll out of bed and when sitting up an reaching for the tv remote seems like a massive chore

 

[SouthernC]

** Getting out of the bath tub turns into exercise (it took me 10 minutes to get out of the bath) grunting and a carrying on.

** When you've just eaten only to be starving 30 minutes later.

** You go pee, walk in the next room, only to realize you have to pee again.

** When rolling over or getting up take more than one attempt.

** When other people now call you "waddles" or ask when your due then say "I can tell its soon".

** When those sweet little kicks because extremely painful.

 

[Tiffanah07]

Haha I love all of these.

*Know your pregnant when you used to be able to fit through places or people & now you have to ask them to move so you don't bump them

* know your pregnant when you have to pee so badly you wait till it hurts cause you get tired of getting out of bed so much. & just the thought of trying to get up makes you cringe

 

[Mrs.Ping]

Ha ha snorting in your sleep I do this all the time and actually wake my self up DH just looks at me and laughs!!

You know your pregnant when you pass gas and all the cats even DH clear out of the room!

when you finally get around to shaving your vajayjay and have to waddel in to the bedroom to ask DH is it's straight! LOL!!

when you walk up stairs and sit on the bed and huff and puff like a fat man who has smoke to many cigs!!

when you sit in a chair and it make a cracking sound like it's gonna break in half right underneath you!

When you sit at the drive through for 10 mins with car lining up behind you because you cant decide if you want a big mac or a double quarter pounder with cheese!

 

[Mrsctobe]

some thease are so funny lol

you know your pregnant when...

You spend most the day hugging the toilet bowl and are always feeling tired lol
and...............you have to roll out the bed lol x

 

[babymama86]

You make mashed taters and team them with sour cream and sweet chilli sauce, then wonder why everyone thinks you are gross while you sit there munching away in utter satisfaction!

And you find yourself staring at every word you write because your comprehension of english grammar has flown out the window!

 

[pooch]

When you sound like a yeti getting out of bed in the morning

Oh my goodness! I just laughed SO hard at that, cause its SO true!! Or getting off the couch, or from bending over! Hahaha I just love how you described it as a Yeti! Its perfect! I make that noise every time and my husband always asks "Are you okay?" And I say "Yup, just getting up." Isaid it sounded like a cow in Labour today haha

This made me laugh out loud!!! I cant help the noises anymore

 

[fairy3853]

love these...

You know your pregnant when you cant get off the settee if you have something in your hands.

You know your pregnant when your so fed up of coming downstairs every hour for a pee that you sleep on the sofa so you dont have as far to go & find it much more comfortable on there any way,

 

[mjbutterflies]

**TMI** You drool a ton in your sleep--why? I have no idea!

You are running to potty every 1/2 hour-hour.

You SCREAM (literally) when your dear little one head butts your ??cervix??.

You're angry for no reason at all.

You're crying for no reason at all.

You ask God to please, please, please break your waters so that you will know for sure that you're in labor, and that the painful contractions you're having aren't just BH.

Your back/neck/hip/pelvic pain is SO much worse.

You spend the day in bed, but are still exhausted!

Everything, including getting out of bed by yourself, is extremely difficult.

You dream about meeting your baby. When s/he kicks you, you imagine holding him/her, and then the tears come Tears of joy, that is. You know that all of the pain will be completely worth it when you look into their eyes for the first time.

YES!! All of these things!!

And when you remember you have Thin Mints in the freezer, and you proceed to eat the whole sleeve of them at one time.

 

[mjbutterflies]

When you sound like a yeti getting out of bed in the morning

Oh my goodness! I just laughed SO hard at that, cause its SO true!! Or getting off the couch, or from bending over! Hahaha I just love how you described it as a Yeti! Its perfect! I make that noise every time and my husband always asks "Are you okay?" And I say "Yup, just getting up." Isaid it sounded like a cow in Labour today haha

I'm glad it's not just me! LOL! Every time I turn over in bed, get in or out of bed or stand up, I sound like that!

- You rush to the bathroom to empty a painfully full feeling bladder and only a tiny bit comes out. (This happens every hour or so...)

- You can't decide what kind of cookies you're in the mood for so you bake a batch of all 3 recipes that you're having trouble deciding between. The after tasting 2-3 of each you realize you wanted a different kind altogether! (Good thing DH had a bunch of friends over...)

- Turning over in bed becomes your worst nightmare, but only compared to trying to get out of bed.

- You leave your apartment as little as possible because the thought of pain-incurred walking down and then back up 2 flights of stairs makes you want to cry...

- Your belly takes on a life of its own - like a scene straight out of a science-fiction movie.

This cracked me up because it's so true!! Especially the part about turning over in bed or getting out of bed. Ugh!
And your belly taking on a life of its own. So true! It seems so funny to see it moving and thumping all around.

 

[babymomma37]

- When your no longer embarrassed to fart infront of your OH

- When taking a bath and getting dressed makes you have to sit down to take a breath

- When you get out of bed to pee finally get back comfortable in bed only to realise you have to go again

- When your so hungry but EVERYTHING you think of sounds nasty

- When you cry over someone eating fish because "it was a cute lil fishy before" but then you continue to crave tuna (maybe that has just happened to me?)

- When the thought of sex makes you want to vomit

- When you threaten your OH your going to move out every other day but cant stand the thought of really not being with him

 

[addie140910]

You drop something and think ''do I really need that?''

This!

when it takes multiple efforts to get up from a sitting position...and double the amount to get up from a laying position.

people point out your new "waddle" and you want to KILL THEM FOR IT!

when you can't get what you want to eat immediately, your world starts crumbling down around you and death seems almost certain lol

Getting up off the floor involves using every muscle group in your body!

Haha I love all of these.

*Know your pregnant when you used to be able to fit through places or people & now you have to ask them to move so you don't bump them

* know your pregnant when you have to pee so badly you wait till it hurts cause you get tired of getting out of bed so much. & just the thought of trying to get up makes you cringe

These are amazing!

 

[GossipGirly]

Its 3am and you cant sleep regardless of the fact you will have a hyper toddler to deal with all bloody day!

 

[citymouse]

** You go pee, walk in the next room, only to realize you have to pee again.

Yep!