you know your pregnant when...........

[ITRYTOBENICE]

And when you find a parking space and then realise you cant get the car door open far enough to fit your bump through and have to find a wider space!

 

[Kita]

These made me laugh!

When you buy two big boxes of sugary cereal, a king sized chocolate bar and drool over which ice cream to get during a midnight grocery store run just because you want something sweet (This was me a few hours ago lol!)

I also cried after the hanging up with the cell phone company when they told me my bill was $25 higher this month..

When you cry about anything food related when you are SO hungry you might just die but no one else seems to "Care" and although you have plenty to choose from at home, theres nothing to eat!

 

[B l i n k]

When you wish there were railing bars around your bed and bath -
so you can pull yourself up or turn over!

 

[mummy2b2010]

pahahaha i LOVE this thread...hubby gets SOOOO annoyed as he says 'oh were having such and such for tea' and i go 'oh, arfe we? dont know if i want that' pahaha he gets sooo annoyed so he just makes things now lol

(my hubby prefers to cook when hes home which is probably easier as id spend half thr day just staring into the cupboards haha) xx

 

[cutemom2be]

LOL , love all your posts, all of you are so RIGHT,

...when you look down at your boobs, they're so big and heavy that makes you think, wow, did i have a boob job or am I just simply pregnant , then you notice your lovely bump further down and it hits you, yeah right, I must be ,

 

[pachamama92]

this thread made me laugh so much! Also...

When you go shopping, come home and put the dry pasta in the fridge, butter in the cupboard and yogurts on top of the washing machine...

When you think you can squeeze through a space and then wallop either bum or bump off the door.

Evening seduction is deciding who will be comfier in the spare room..

Instead of facebook you go to bnb / amazon baby / other related website when you turn on computer...

You think "jees, drunk people are annoying, 10 years of drinking and I never realised till now.."

 

[wavescrash]

You think "jees, drunk people are annoying, 10 years of drinking and I never realised till now.."

Hahaha exactly.

 

[Xpecta]

Instead of facebook you go to bnb / amazon baby / other related website when you turn on computer...

haha Yep!! BnB All the time! Way more exciting than Facebook for me!

 

[kittiekat]

Instead of facebook you go to bnb / amazon baby / other related website when you turn on computer...

haha Yep!! BnB All the time! Way more exciting than Facebook for me!

This iss sooo me right now lmao

 

[Jaylynne]

When you are finally horny but getting into actual positions is nearly impossible or angles are all wrong now or your knees feel like they're going to pop off then you finally convince him to get on top and baby kicks his stomach. Super awkward. (we still did it)

 

[karla1]

When you are finally horny but getting into actual positions is nearly impossible or angles are all wrong now or your knees feel like they're going to pop off then you finally convince him to get on top and baby kicks his stomach. Super awkward. (we still did it)

WSS^

 

[Jaylynne]

Yeah.. It's like a warped game of twister - maybe my hand should go here and your left foot there...

 

[Cee108]

Yeah.. It's like a warped game of twister - maybe my hand should go here and your left foot there...

So true!

And you decided today of all days, you just want to try going on top and then realize it isn't gonna work (In my preggo fantasies, it always did ) and the situation is further ruined while you're lowering yourself back on to the bed in slow motion like a hippo and he says 'be careful, be careful, be careful' and helps you onto the bed like you're 80 or something. Killed what was left of the turn-on

 

[Jaylynne]

Oh and here's the best part!! When he says he wants to go down on me (it was right after I had a bath and attempted grooming) and 1 min into it I really need to break wind and therefore can't enjoy it as I'm clenching... Then I giggle and moment ruined lol.

 

[Emma1987]

When you go out for lunch, try to tuck your chair in without realising how big your bump really is, knock the table with your bump and spill the milk jug everywhere...yep this pretty much sums up my day!

Also have to agree with the trying to get up/ turning in bed and also the really full bladder feeling and managing to squeeze out a tiny dribble if you're lucky!!

 

[Jaylynne]

Omg the turning over in bed is the worst! I actually have to pump my arms for momentum lol. Especially getting up out of our lower couch!

 

[leigh5tom]

Yeah.. It's like a warped game of twister - maybe my hand should go here and your left foot there...

So true!

And you decided today of all days, you just want to try going on top and then realize it isn't gonna work (In my preggo fantasies, it always did ) and the situation is further ruined while you're lowering yourself back on to the bed in slow motion like a hippo and he says 'be careful, be careful, be careful' and helps you onto the bed like you're 80 or something. Killed what was left of the turn-on

HAHAHAHA literally love this

 

[Kita]

hahaha!

Going to pee RIGHT before sexy time and then having to pause the action 10 minutes later because you have to pee again

 

[Kaede351]

When DH comes to bed horny and tries to initiate sexy time, but instead of getting excited (like I probably would have 33 weeks ago lol) I got angry and told him to f*** off because I had FINALLY dropped off to sleep in a comfy position without my hips/back hurting. I then spent the next hour and a half laying awake with him snoring next to me wishing I'd just let him do it lol.

And also when you wake up at 6.45am craving left over Chinese from the night before and Pepsi max!

XxX

 

[Jaylynne]

Oooooo thought of another one now that I'm getting out of the shower. You know you're pregnant when a normal towel gapes at the belly and you need to resort to a pool/beach towel. I made the mistake of measuring my waist/belly last night. 43 inches. Yup.