You'll never guess what FOB just asked me?

[suzanne108]

......is the baby kicking yet??

LMAO!!!!

Its only been "kicking" for about the last 15 weeks. Honestly, I know some men have no idea but...I'm nearly 33 weeks for gods sake!!!

 

[lou_w34]

I think i can go one better!! heehee

At 8 weeks FOB asked me "is it a boy or girl????"

I asked if he was joking... he wasnt.

Crazy....arnt they???

 

[Welshcob]

Dip Sticks!!

 

[teal]

 

[suzanne108]

LOL!!!!

Idiots...the lot of em!

 

[sweetlullaby]

i got "is the baby kicking yet?" at 30 weeks....i cant remember what i replied but it was quite cheeky lol

At 8 weeks??!! Flip some of these guys are absolute idiots!! well i suppose we can only look back and laugh! xx

 

[suzanne108]

My reply was "yes, its been kicking since I was 17 weeks pregnant".....thinking about it he probably has no idea how many weeks I am now.

If we don't laugh, we'll cry!!!

 

[teal]

Sometimes I'm almost scared to open threads like this to see what they've said now! xx

 

[starbucks101]

crackers the lot of em completly crackers...

 

[KaeRit21]

my fob asked me when i was 11-12 weeks, after my scan, if he could "feel" it. i was like i cant so you've no chance.

 

[sweetlullaby]

they really are idiots Makes ya wonder where their brains actually are...lol i can think of lots of places...none are pleasant though!

 

[lou_w34]

Personally i wonder if they have brains at all heehee

 

[staycutee]

hahaah he could have googled it or soemthing so he didnt embarrass himself but obviously not! xx

 

[Perdita]

had an ex ask if baby was his - ummmm, only if sperm time travels as not been together for over a year!! Though FOB when presented with the positive pregnancy test (he got to see test 21 as I didn't quite believe it!) he said the one thing I didn't expect - it's blue lines - does that mean it's a boy?
Dear lord I was too shocked to laugh for about 10 minutes, then seriously had to run to the loo as was so close to peeing myself it was scary!

 

[starbucks101]

had an ex ask if baby was his - ummmm, only if sperm time travels as not been together for over a year!!

LOL one of my more recent ex's asked me about this baby if it was his!! I was like are bloody re*arded?? we havent been together in months...

Then he had the bloody cheek to tell me i'd be cheating on my OH with him! He'd have to have a very big penis to stretch from Wimbeldon to Norwich! and that well endowed he wasnt!

 

[lillprutten]

ha ha sorry to laugh, this was funny hahahahahahaa

 

[suzanne108]

LOL Perdita.....imagine that pink lines for a girl and blue for a boy!!

Just shows what a bunch of idiots they are!

I mean fair enough they aren't clued up on pregnancy, neither was I until I was pregnant! But read up on it if you're gonna ask questions. When I told him LO had started kicking at 17 weeks his reply was "wow sounds like a good kicker". WTF?? Errrr nope just a pretty average kicker thank you! As if he knew whether that was early, late or normal!!!

 

[Ash_P]

lmao sorry I shouldnt be laughing but they are such plonkers! God u never know what they are gonna come out with next. They`ll be expecting LO`s to be born with school bag on their back ffs! lol