01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking. 02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals 03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet. 04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone: Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens. 05. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 06. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 07. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 08. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the Assistant if he knows where the anti-depressants are located. 09. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 10. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!" 11. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices again!!!" 12. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."