12 things to pass time in tesco

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  1. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

    02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals

    03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

    04. Walk up to an employee and tell him?her in an official tone: Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

    05. Move a 'CAUTION -WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    06. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why
    can't you people just leave me alone?"

    07. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

    08. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the Assistant if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

    09. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

    10. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

    11. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO! ........It's those voices again!!!"

    12. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here."
     
  2. Wobbles

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    Some of them are madness :rofl:
     
  3. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    lol i did no 10!!! it was awfully funny till this lil girl spotted me n told on me :(
     
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    *coughs* imagine tryin 2 ban a staff member :oops:
     
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    Tam Mum of 2 - PG with No.3

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