16/51 year old marriage update... teen bride Courtney Stodden out with hubby

[Dragonfly]

Translation: I am dangerously close to running out of adjectives.

LOL

does she try to act smart or something?

 

[cherryglitter]

i recon she has someone doing it for her.
that or she has a pocket thesaurus. not that she wears a lot of clothes with pockets.


she might keep it in her vjayjay or something.

 

[aliss]

Thesaurus? That requires reading. I assumed she had one of those talk-n-type headsets to post all that tripe.

 

[Lief]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRfm__EtrXo&feature=related

Lmao, she's really playing the part of dumb blonde well.

 

[tina3747]

Who are these people?!

 

[EllaAndLyla]

Shes only a year old than my little sister who is currently at school doing her GCSE's and two years younger than me!! I thought me and OH were bad because we are 6 1/2 years apart! I think love with a massive age gap can be found and can be true but when its so public like that makes me just think shes in it for the money. She looks like she should be in a porno....

 

[MonstHer]

She looks like a 34 year old lady-boy prostitute!
Her parents should be ashamed.

 

[aliss]

I JUST CAN'T LOOK AWAY!

Courtney was at the pumpkin patch today. She reminds me of Jordan/Katie Price - except underage and without the "talent". Love it. It's a train wreck, I cannot look away.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/24/article-2052795-0E81FD8200000578-556_634x803.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/24/article-2052795-0E81918100000578-565_306x511.jpg

 

[Baby France]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0

Oh Dear! She's currently working on new pop music

OMG that just made my day...hilarious

Don't put on me girl, don't put on me...no no no WTF!!!??!! Ah ha ha ha.

The only person that little girl loves is herself! I actually felt sorry for her and I don't now, I feel sorry for him! He's being used and when he gets dumped for seriously thinking that this 16 year old actually wanted him for him...its going to hurt him!!

 

[Baby France]

Courtney Stodden has got to be the most desperate fame whore. Surely this girl cannot be serious. Here's a look at some of her tweets:

"Exotically crawling through such a kittenish day as my saucy senses playfully pounce on every single frisky fantasy that comes my way; Rawr!"

"Hello Mr. Monday! Mmm; I am merely melting as I lustrously lie beneath your steamy desire for a brand new week of nothing but mad miracles!"

"Was irresistibly immersed inside of such a sultry intensified day... Now I am ready for some deliciously wild dreams; MEOW! ;-x"

"Receiving a pleasing midnight massage from my private masseur; & Oh... is he rubbing the right spots or what?! Mmm... Sweet dreams everyone!"

"Gripping my smooth hands sinuously around the blender as I grind together a mouth-watering masterpiece of a hardy & healthy shake! Mmmm! ;-x"

*gag*

What a twat.

It aint easy being sleezy

More at you twos comments

 

[sequeena]

I JUST CAN'T LOOK AWAY!

Courtney was at the pumpkin patch today. She reminds me of Jordan/Katie Price - except underage and without the "talent". Love it. It's a train wreck, I cannot look away.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/24/article-2052795-0E81FD8200000578-556_634x803.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/24/article-2052795-0E81918100000578-565_306x511.jpg

I was sick in my mouth.

 

[MonstHer]

What exactly is she supposed to be drinking in that pink cup thing, since she's way under 21?

 

[cherryglitter]

have the pumpkins been placed to make it look like she might sit on them any minute.
trampppppp.

 

[LulaBug]

https://twitter.com/#!/StoddenTransl8d

The translator is a genius!

Laughing so hard, I'm choking!

 

[kittylady]

I wont argue about the 16yr old thing because I was 16 when I started dating my hubby but I was a lot more mature than 16 yr olds normally are, I was never really the going out type though I still do occasionally.

My problem is she seems so full of herself, her music video is atrocious as well! and he proposed the day he met her <--- WTF!!! My hubby didn't propose for 3 years and after we had been living together for 6 months, and the fact is, even if I wanted to get married straight away there was no way my parents would have consented at 16. I got married after we'd lived together a year and a half and we'd almost been together 5 years (I'm not saying this need be the case but I think proposing on the day he met her is a bit too weird?!!)

Will they last - I honestly don't care, I am happy in my life and she is not talented enough to warrent me taking any interest in her further.

 

[CuddleBunny]

rofl she even says her hair isn't fake...yeah sure honey...because bleached blonde hair with black roots it's totally natural

i would be lying if i said i wasn't jealous of her body, though. and tbh i feel a bit sorry for her. if she is really that young then she has so much to learn and her parents could have avoided all this crap xx

 

[CuddleBunny]

btw, thanks guys for inspiring me to waste 20 minutes of my life on courtney's twitter and facebook page

 

[cherryglitter]

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/10/24/article-2052795-0E8191CD00000578-354_306x509.jpg

 

[LulaBug]

I hope he had the good sense to draw up a pre-nup, but I'm guessing probably not. If they are still together in 5 years, I'll be very surprised.

 

[LulaBug]

Check out my new Avatar. I reckon we should start a mass Courtney Stodden Facial Expression Avatar change. It'd be funny to see who could have the funniest facial expression of hers as their Avatar. Anyone up for it?