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OMG I see that across the generations education hasn't changed, I was soooo the same! If I have a second life I will be a biology teacher in a girl's school (yes, I went to an all girl's high school) to teach the poor souls something USEFUL. That they can apply in real life! Litmus paper? You don't need Litmus paper! You need Lutenizing Hormone paper! And I was through and through an arts student, all my astounding scientific ferning stuff is thanks to a few wasted hours of my life going deeper and deeper into the ferning depths that Google offers. Tap in 'ferning' and go from there...Goodluck, take plenty of water and other provisions, it may be a long time until you surface..
And as for the microscope, a good quality toy one is perfect. I think we gave this one to Simon for his 6th birthday??.....
And actually my real second life dream is to be a Gospel singer, I'm skinny and white, and can't sing to save my life. The Biology bit I might do as a day job....

:rofl::rofl::rofl: Gospel singer!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
I did the Biology and science tutor bit for a few years. Paid good money and I could do it part time. I soon realised that the trick to getting the grade 12 boys to pay attention was a wonderbra :haha: they all passed tho
I also went to an all girl high school - a convent no less! My friend and I want to do real sex ed classes in high schools for girls so they can ask all the questions they can't ask their teachers and they won't get judged

This is me really going to bed now
 
Well ladies, I just managed to catch up on your posts today. Phew! My goodness we all chat more than a room full of grannies. :winkwink: I've caught up on much but I'm sorry that I can't comment on it all as I'd like but today is crazy and I simply feel overwhelmed. :hugs: to all though! Oh and welcome to our newest fertile myrtile(s) and a great big :hug: for miss zoi (sorry if I got the spelling wrong dear!).
 
OMG you ladies have to check out this site for a laugh:

https://damnyouautocorrect.com/

I'm laughing so much I can't breath!
 
My lovely :loopy: friends,
I need your advice. Or reassurance?
I had positive OPK yesterday at 2pm and later at 6pm even more positive.
Today at 2pm the line wasn't as dark as control line - negative.
Positive OPK means ovulation is coming in 12-36 hours. Eggy after releasing survives for 12-24 hours. We def do some :sex: tonight. Hope there is stil chance. (We :sex: also yesterday morning.)
My questions are: Is OPK posive only before or also during ovulation. Did I ovulated already?
:hugs::hugs::hugs:

If I count the shortest times it doesn't look good.

You've covered all your bases, you'll be just fine. The fact that you :sex: before that positive (at 2pm or at 6pm, same difference, is great) You may not have even O'd yet but my guess is you have and that :spermy: from yesterday is already there waiting, and anything you do tonight is just sensible back up. Go for it my girl:thumbup:
 
Oh i'm so bad tempered it's :af: that does this to me. I'm also really another with my OH its 8:20pm and he's in bed because he spent all night and all morning playing on his xbox 360....he has a shock coming though because what he doesn't know is i've passworded the xbox so it only has 6 n 1/2 hours of gameplay and the internet will only work between the hours of 5.30pm and midnight :) which goes for me too :haha: so he can't whine by saying i'm on the laptop all the time. (the xbox is technically mine so I have every right to password it :p)

Smash it up:grr: Tell him it's you or the Xbox:tease:
The password sounds quite cunning though. You need that :baby:-That will get OH off the xbox!!
 
Well ladies, I just managed to catch up on your posts today. Phew! My goodness we all chat more than a room full of grannies. :winkwink: I've caught up on much but I'm sorry that I can't comment on it all as I'd like but today is crazy and I simply feel overwhelmed. :hugs: to all though! Oh and welcome to our newest fertile myrtile(s) and a great big :hug: for miss zoi (sorry if I got the spelling wrong dear!).

I know how you feel, I have trouble catching up if I'm away for a few hours!:book: And I'm one of the granny chatting culprits!:jo:(In between being a Page 3 Glamour model! :holly:)
 
OMG I see that across the generations education hasn't changed, I was soooo the same! If I have a second life I will be a biology teacher in a girl's school (yes, I went to an all girl's high school) to teach the poor souls something USEFUL. That they can apply in real life! Litmus paper? You don't need Litmus paper! You need Lutenizing Hormone paper! And I was through and through an arts student, all my astounding scientific ferning stuff is thanks to a few wasted hours of my life going deeper and deeper into the ferning depths that Google offers. Tap in 'ferning' and go from there...Goodluck, take plenty of water and other provisions, it may be a long time until you surface..
And as for the microscope, a good quality toy one is perfect. I think we gave this one to Simon for his 6th birthday??.....
And actually my real second life dream is to be a Gospel singer, I'm skinny and white, and can't sing to save my life. The Biology bit I might do as a day job....

:rofl::rofl::rofl: Gospel singer!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:
I did the Biology and science tutor bit for a few years. Paid good money and I could do it part time. I soon realised that the trick to getting the grade 12 boys to pay attention was a wonderbra :haha: they all passed tho
I also went to an all girl high school - a convent no less! My friend and I want to do real sex ed classes in high schools for girls so they can ask all the questions they can't ask their teachers and they won't get judged

This is me really going to bed now

You may laugh Trinitymom but I have a piano book of Gospel that I plonk painstakingly through singing along out of tune to. An' if dat don't summon da BFP I do'n know wat will, yay hallalujah bless da hpt. But I'm very bad on the piano, my rendition of "Happy Days" is sooo slow, it's more like a funeral durge. But in my mind's ear I hear glory. So there:sulk:
 
I hope it made you laugh Holly. As n iPhone user I know the frustration. Some of those are hilarious!!
 
Evening ladies! i've been keeping up quietly in the background, but (for some odd reason) i decided to re-read some of our original posts. looking back over Kit_Cat, LittleSpy and Essie's posts where they were wondering about symptoms... it's kinda heart warming to know how their stories ended! awww!!

https://www.in-gender.com/cs/blogs/kerribug2004/congratsBFP.gif


i didn't forget the rest of us fertile myrtles, here u go https://dl7.glitter-graphics.net/pub/2238/2238077o0i4eqe1tj.gif
 
:haha: ticker update :D only 37 days to xmas ladies :D i've removed his restrictions for now he promises to get back into a normal pattern :p (after throwing a 20 minute tantrum :lol:)
 
:haha: ticker update :D only 37 days to xmas ladies :D i've removed his restrictions for now he promises to get back into a normal pattern :p (after throwing a 20 minute tantrum :lol:)

how kind of u!! :haha: what time is it where you are? its 7pm here
 
Morning all,

I may have screwed up m chances this month, literally. OH came home last night after a few drinks feeling very amerous ... And it's so much easier to just give him what he wants in moments like that. So that means that there has only been on day this cycle so far when we didn't do the nasty, which means by the end of the weekend I'll be sore as anything and not producing nice ewcm. Gonna treat my EPO as smarties today

How are we all?
 
morning sarachka im freezing if that counts for anything :haha: i have hydrotherapy this morning and its sooo cold!
 
Morning all,

I may have screwed up m chances this month, literally. OH came home last night after a few drinks feeling very amerous ... And it's so much easier to just give him what he wants in moments like that. So that means that there has only been on day this cycle so far when we didn't do the nasty, which means by the end of the weekend I'll be sore as anything and not producing nice ewcm. Gonna treat my EPO as smarties today

How are we all?

Sarachka, maybe you cold try Pre-seed, I did last night and it felt lovely :blush:. And of course it's sperm friendly. The only thing ... it's a bit expensive :wacko:.
:hugs:
 
Ouch :( been poked with a sharp needle and they took 4 vials of blood! Glad thats over with!
 
holllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

have you get the 3 bars yet ??????
 
holllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

have you get the 3 bars yet ??????

No:growlmad:
But the LH line is getting darker and the Estrogen one lighter...https://https://www.peeonastick.com/opkfaq.html
And you? How many you got? Don't tell me you've got 4 bars:^o coz I won't believe you
 
Oh yes Crunchie I just remembered you feed your machine in the evening don't you? :munch:
 

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