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[HollyMonkey]

So here are my OPKs from today with fairly weak urine

https://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/sezi_k/6791e555.jpg

Negative. Shall I BD?

That one on the left is pretty dark. I'd BD since you're not far off, and if DH's swimmers are as slow as you say they are...

 

[Mollykins]

Holly- That first cup is the best to be sure! Ahhh, how I love it. Well, I am off to bed so that I can hurry up and get to that first cup. Mmm. Then it's off with DD to school and then shopping and more shopping... and perhaps dropping?? It's lovely having OH home... he is quite randy too. In fact, he is calling to me now from upstairs.

 

[maxina]

Hi guys, i am new here but on the same page with you....i am on 12DPO and already feeling that AF symptoms are checking in...i am crossing ma fingers that its the opposite though! Baby Dust to you all....

Hi Maxina,
and welcome .
Have you tested yet? It is such a tricky business and all so confusing! What symptoms do you have?
Hope you get some good news soon. Let us know how it goes.

Look at us Emandi, poor Maxina barely has a minute to introduce herself and there we both are;
Our apologies Maxina. Sit down. Have a Relax.

We can't hide our true selves Holly... it's deceptive. Maxina needs to know what she's getting herself into. It's only fair. Now, with that being said... so MAXINA.... when are you going to "test: ??? huh huh??

oooh sorry!! ma apologies! the AF came jus two days after my post so was soooo down!!!! and moved to the TTC threads..sorry, am at CD 13 today and i chose to relax, do ma thing and wait..LOL...will update incase of BFP!! (which am so wishing for)

 

[Crunchie]

HEY!Crunnnnnccchhiieee!

You seen my ticker today? Definitive. I am no longer merely entering my fertile period. I am in my fertile period.

Husband? Where arst thou? Thou shalt come hither and inseminate thine wife immediately, and thou shalst holdeth mine hips in the air for fifteen minutes thereafter, to best allowest thine sperm to swimmeth towards mine cervix.

Damn he's gone to work already

Holly monkey aka chief siliva inspector

I always knew full time work would hinder baby making ... I am just trying to convience dh if we took a career break we would mange to catch that egg in no time

As I think your cbfm is teasing you I would suggest trying a Holly opk collage this afternoon ..... I think u may just get your nice thick line !!! I am on my iPhone ..... I'm not entering me fertile period or am I still likely not fertile today ???

 

[TrinityMom]

HEY!Crunnnnnccchhiieee!

You seen my ticker today? Definitive. I am no longer merely entering my fertile period. I am in my fertile period.

Husband? Where arst thou? Thou shalt come hither and inseminate thine wife immediately, and thou shalst holdeth mine hips in the air for fifteen minutes thereafter, to best allowest thine sperm to swimmeth towards mine cervix.

Damn he's gone to work already

That's too good Holly!!! I think that should be cross-stitched, framed and hung above all our beds when we are 'in our fertile period'

What a fun fun start to the day I've had. Been at the vet with my fur-child (mimooshka, the 15 year old cat) who has an atonic bladder and my pot belly piglet, Emmett, who was born with anal atresia (no bum hole as my sons put it) and has gotten blocked up again. I pity the vet who has to open that up later on today - going to be of Hiroshima-like proportions!

Next, 25 10-year old girls are going to descend on my cat sanctuary to see all our disabled kitties that they sponsor.

Then fetch the boys and my mom from their different schools

Then home for a photo-shoot with street children for a fundraising campaign that I'm launching next week

Sooooo..............little time for symptom spotting. I am rather bloated today (yay! the fun never ends!) and very tired....but that may be because I sat up laughing at Lady Vagina and meningitis and visigoths and low key thugs too late last night

 

[HollyMonkey]

HEY!Crunnnnnccchhiieee!

You seen my ticker today? Definitive. I am no longer merely entering my fertile period. I am in my fertile period.

Husband? Where arst thou? Thou shalt come hither and inseminate thine wife immediately, and thou shalst holdeth mine hips in the air for fifteen minutes thereafter, to best allowest thine sperm to swimmeth towards mine cervix.

Damn he's gone to work already

Holly monkey aka chief siliva inspector

I always knew full time work would hinder baby making ... I am just trying to convience dh if we took a career break we would mange to catch that egg in no time

As I think your cbfm is teasing you I would suggest trying a Holly opk collage this afternoon ..... I think u may just get your nice thick line !!! I am on my iPhone ..... I'm not entering me fertile period or am I still likely not fertile today ???

I don't know how best to break it to you, but you are likely not fertile today
Ha ha you read my mind like an open book- I have a cup of wee from this morning (want it to be the same as I used for the cbfm for comparison's sake) in the hope that Mr postman will arrive with my IC's today

I can't possibly go back to work yet, at least not during my fertile period, since there is too much science and sex to do.

 

[HollyMonkey]

HEY!Crunnnnnccchhiieee!

You seen my ticker today? Definitive. I am no longer merely entering my fertile period. I am in my fertile period.

Husband? Where arst thou? Thou shalt come hither and inseminate thine wife immediately, and thou shalst holdeth mine hips in the air for fifteen minutes thereafter, to best allowest thine sperm to swimmeth towards mine cervix.

Damn he's gone to work already

That's too good Holly!!! I think that should be cross-stitched, framed and hung above all our beds when we are 'in our fertile period'

What a fun fun start to the day I've had. Been at the vet with my fur-child (mimooshka, the 15 year old cat) who has an atonic bladder and my pot belly piglet, Emmett, who was born with anal atresia (no bum hole as my sons put it) and has gotten blocked up again. I pity the vet who has to open that up later on today - going to be of Hiroshima-like proportions!

Next, 25 10-year old girls are going to descend on my cat sanctuary to see all our disabled kitties that they sponsor.

Then fetch the boys and my mom from their different schools

Then home for a photo-shoot with street children for a fundraising campaign that I'm launching next week

Sooooo..............little time for symptom spotting. I am rather bloated today (yay! the fun never ends!) and very tired....but that may be because I sat up laughing at Lady Vagina and meningitis and visigoths and low key thugs too late last night

OMG your days are filled with such community spirited usefulness compared to mine! I suppose I have supported the local baking industry by going to buy fresh pain au chocolat and baguette. By the way I don't envy your piglet his condition, but I do envy that you have a piglet, I really want a pig, want want want pig , but DH won't let meWe both want goats though.

Does your mum still go to school?

 

[HollyMonkey]

Hi guys, i am new here but on the same page with you....i am on 12DPO and already feeling that AF symptoms are checking in...i am crossing ma fingers that its the opposite though! Baby Dust to you all....

Hi Maxina,
and welcome .
Have you tested yet? It is such a tricky business and all so confusing! What symptoms do you have?
Hope you get some good news soon. Let us know how it goes.

Look at us Emandi, poor Maxina barely has a minute to introduce herself and there we both are;
Our apologies Maxina. Sit down. Have a Relax.

We can't hide our true selves Holly... it's deceptive. Maxina needs to know what she's getting herself into. It's only fair. Now, with that being said... so MAXINA.... when are you going to "test: ??? huh huh??

oooh sorry!! ma apologies! the AF came jus two days after my post so was soooo down!!!! and moved to the TTC threads..sorry, am at CD 13 today and i chose to relax, do ma thing and wait..LOL...will update incase of BFP!! (which am so wishing for)

Aw sorry the got you. I thought maybe it was us who scared you away! Keep us updated on that BFP, and feel free to drop in anytime for thatand a natter

 

[Sarachka]

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I've had to employ the use of sudocrem this morning for paper-cut like RSI (repetitive sex injury) issues 'down derr'. Think I should have given it a miss last night bc it won't bode well for tonight & tomorrow. But whatever, you just cant win. Whichever I did would have been wrong!

Holly how are you CM slides coming along?

 

[Sarachka]

Welcome to the loony bin, Maxima!!

 

[HollyMonkey]

Ooh Some lovely thick ferning going on with the cm

 

[HollyMonkey]

The saliva is getting there, still patches of partial ferning in between the fuller ones though...
The test stick from the CBFM has a bit more LH today (on the right) but the estrogen on the left needs to get lighter and the LH darker for that 3rd block!!! If posty delivers my IC opks today I will compare with an LH only test...

 

[HollyMonkey]

And these are my guinea pigs, Moppy and PomPom

 

[emandi]

Ooh Some lovely thick ferning going on with the cm

Holly ,
what a lovely winter picture . Reminds me childhood when I used to admire frost paintings on window . Nice memories of proper winters.
I definitely agree with others - time for https://i51.tinypic.com/s45gt2.gif.

 

[TrinityMom]

OMG your days are filled with such community spirited usefulness compared to mine! I suppose I have supported the local baking industry by going to buy fresh pain au chocolat and baguette. By the way I don't envy your piglet his condition, but I do envy that you have a piglet, I really want a pig, want want want pig , but DH won't let meWe both want goats though.

Does your mum still go to school?

No isn't a pupil. She's a remedial teacher but she doesn't drive so I fetch her every day

We have 2 pigs: Miss Alice, and Emmett. They are so sweet and clever. They live with the ducks and chickens but they sleep wrapped up in a blanket or duvet every night

We had a goat that I rescued. Her mom was knocked over and went into labour then died while she was still attached to the placenta. We bottle fed her. Then she started eating solids (couch and cat fur and iams biscuits). All our cats had a bald stripe down their backs where she used to graze on them. She was hysterical. Played soccer with the boys and tag with the dogs. We eventually sent her to a farm where she was a companion for another loony bottle-fed goat. At the time we didn't have enclosures otherwise I would have kept her. Miss her loads

I'll gladly support your local bakery business. Send some pain au chocolat and baguette over

 

[TrinityMom]

Ooh Some lovely thick ferning going on with the cm

Ooooh! Very pretty! Looking positive

 

[TrinityMom]

And these are my guinea pigs, Moppy and PomPom

Oh they are BEAUTIFUL!!! I love the grey one!! My ds have2 called Bugsy and Robin Hood. And my youngest has a rex bunny called Gogo

 

[emandi]

Thinking of buying ovulation microscope if I am not lucky this cycle. My CM used to be just perfect before MC, but not anymore. Can it be because of taking EPO? Don't think so.

 

[TrinityMom]

Thinking of buying ovulation microscope if I am not lucky this cycle. My CM used to be just perfect before MC, but not anymore. Can it be because of taking EPO? Don't think so.

It's probably more likely a hormonal issue. EPO is meant to increase CM...but you never know

(wow that was an informative answer! )

 

[Sarachka]

Nice discharge Hollz.

We are sickos!

Here's what I'm sitting next to:

https://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i316/sezi_k/a8b77dcc.jpg

I'm the office charity rep so I'm manning the bake sale & bring & buy sale for children in need today