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[HollyMonkey]

Morning all

I haven't even looked at what I missed on account of my https://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Sport_et_loisirs/3d-plongeon-piscine.gif swimming club session.(which was fabuuuulloouuss)I must start making a note of the page I left off on, that would at least save me a bit of time in the process- after all I do it with my paperbacks. Shame you can't fold the corners down on BnB pages

WARNING!
THE CBFM IS FAR FROM BEING THE GOSPEL

Another peak day for me, which is Total B****cks but I don't think it gives one peak day without giving 2. Like me with my morning cup of tea, never a 1st without a 2nd The strip itself and my Hello Kitty opks are still mighty negative.

Last night I decided not to hassle my sleepy DH, we kissed, he didn't take the bait, so I didn't insist since I need to hold onto my sexual lives for this weekend when I really O. But in the night he rolled over and raped me of his own volition, so I have at least the first remote base covered. Oh the strategy! Just as well it isn't women who run the army, imagine the complexity of a war run by women, even worse by ttc-ing women.

Anyway, morning blurb over, off for 2nd cup'o tea and a read through last night's installment...

 

[kit_cat]

Holly,

Ahh yes, I wondered where you were last night forgetting you had your swimming to go to...glad you enjoyed It was very quiet without your HolliMonkific commentary

Have a good one today...in fact I hope all you lovely ladies have a good one!

PS well done on the nocturnal antics.....make him think it's HIS idea...good one

 

[HollyMonkey]

was good my friend came with her sons... I rely on these babies to get my hormones going and make me pregnant. I think it did the trick! trinity... Yes, the friend with 2 sons who came today joined a smaller forum and thinks it's better than ours :bah: (that's not a smiley but you get the imagery) it's called that baby place. Humbug. I'm excited to see my nana, she was emotional the other day my grandad died 2 months ago I wish I could take it away from her but alas this is not something I understand as I haven't yet dedicated my life to someone for 49 years...

Trim I wish I'd met my oh sooner and/or he wasn't such a tool the first time we went out (this is take 2 for us)... I think it's cool that you can say that!

Firstbaby

Glad you had a nice day and for your wee nana. 49 years! WOW! Now that really is something, and no wonder she's emotional

Hey, how can you even consider going to another forum????? And what's so good about this other forum may I ask???

Ooo! I know!!! There is NOTHING good about this other enemy forum!!!

In anycase Firstbaby can't leave for another forum Molly. Don't tell me you didn't tell her about clause no. 35645? I'm surprised she didn't ask, what with her law studies and all.

 

[dreambaby]

ok ladies, I'm off to bed
thought i'd leave you with an arbitrary funny

I actually printed this picture off a couple of months ago, and have framed it for my bathroom. Random I know, but I just loved it soooo much. Slow Loris is my favourite animal !!! ove love love them .

 

[dreambaby]

LittleSpy: You are showing how excitingggggggggggggggggg! That is what I am most looking 4ward 2)

Congratulations Addie !!!!!!!

 

[firstbaby25]

was good my friend came with her sons... I rely on these babies to get my hormones going and make me pregnant. I think it did the trick! trinity... Yes, the friend with 2 sons who came today joined a smaller forum and thinks it's better than ours :bah: (that's not a smiley but you get the imagery) it's called that baby place. Humbug. I'm excited to see my nana, she was emotional the other day my grandad died 2 months ago I wish I could take it away from her but alas this is not something I understand as I haven't yet dedicated my life to someone for 49 years...

Trim I wish I'd met my oh sooner and/or he wasn't such a tool the first time we went out (this is take 2 for us)... I think it's cool that you can say that!

Firstbaby

Glad you had a nice day and for your wee nana. 49 years! WOW! Now that really is something, and no wonder she's emotional

Hey, how can you even consider going to another forum????? And what's so good about this other forum may I ask???

Ooo! I know!!! There is NOTHING good about this other enemy forum!!!

In anycase Firstbaby can't leave for another forum Molly. Don't tell me you didn't tell her about clause no. 35645? I'm surprised she didn't ask, what with her law studies and all.

I love you guys... I'd never leave...

 

[kit_cat]

Molly: LOL I love your facts! You need to have one on here daily!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can do that! I'm glad you enjoyed them.

Good idea......how about "Molly's daily FACT or FICTION?" and we have to guess if it's true (without googling - no cheating )

 

[HollyMonkey]

Oh my goodness gracious me!! I think one of my workmates has just texted me a joke by accident.....it's the most gross, filthy joke I've heard for sometime. I'm laughing so much right now....he's going to die when he realises he's sent it to me

My best friend and I send insulting messages to each other, really crass stuff, swearing and criticising each other's mothering skills etc wacko:I know but it amuses us) and she sent this really awful text intended for me to a gentille acquaintance from her pre-natal classes And another friend of mine sent a photo of her boobs to her best friends husband by mistake

 

[HollyMonkey]

Wow, ADHD is a very common thing these days eh? I'm sure your OH must do well with your support.

Where you have a cookie bump, I have a bloat bump which is small in the morning and very large at night We are doing fine thanks....ah, so I officially now have a fetus? I'm never sure the point when that becomes true.

I think I read fetus happens at the end of the 10th week (counting from lmp).

Newbie- my dh isn't helping me with not rapidly gaining weight, either. Last night, he sulked because I wouldn't eat more than one serving of french fries, claiming that I was depriving our child of essential nutrients. I was doing well with exercising last week when I was feeling better but I'm failing at it again this week. I can still zip & button my smallest pants so I guess I'm not too far gone yet.

Ohhh that's so exciting when you start showing I took hundreds of pictures of just my tum from really early on, but you'll see that when you get to 6/7/8 months you'll look back and say "I called that a bump"

 

[kit_cat]

Oh my goodness gracious me!! I think one of my workmates has just texted me a joke by accident.....it's the most gross, filthy joke I've heard for sometime. I'm laughing so much right now....he's going to die when he realises he's sent it to me

My best friend and I send insulting messages to each other, really crass stuff, swearing and criticising each other's mothering skills etc wacko:I know but it amuses us) and she sent this really awful text intended for me to a gentille acquaintance from her pre-natal classes And another friend of mine sent a photo of her boobs to her best friends husband by mistake

The dangers of textual abuse!

 

[HollyMonkey]

My DH has ADHD. Pretty much impossible for him to focus on and succeed in doing anything he's not supremely interested in doing.

The bump & I are doing well, thanks for asking Kit & Molly. And by "the bump" I do mean bump. I swear I'm starting to show already. Or I guess the bump could just be from all the holiday cookies I baked (Um.. and ate ) this weekend.

M/s (still just nausea) has reappeared daily this week which is a bummer. I really enjoyed those several days last week without it.

Kitcat -- how are you & your getting along? You have a fetus now!

oooohhh you're starting to show That's exciting! I took loads of pics of my tum from early on, but when I got to 6/7/8 months I looked back on those pics and thought "I called that a bump!"
The day someone gave up their seat on the bus was a big day for me! Mind you, Kitcat you won't notice the difference, since they must give up seats already on account of your age

 

[HollyMonkey]

I'm only on page 536. I must stop replying to posts on the way through....

 

[HollyMonkey]

Ok All caught up now And it seems af will be coming as my backache has arrived signalling she is on her way

That's poopy.

I second the poopyness

I third the poopyness

 

[HollyMonkey]

Oh my goodness gracious me!! I think one of my workmates has just texted me a joke by accident.....it's the most gross, filthy joke I've heard for sometime. I'm laughing so much right now....he's going to die when he realises he's sent it to me

My best friend and I send insulting messages to each other, really crass stuff, swearing and criticising each other's mothering skills etc wacko:I know but it amuses us) and she sent this really awful text intended for me to a gentille acquaintance from her pre-natal classes And another friend of mine sent a photo of her boobs to her best friends husband by mistake

The dangers of textual abuse!

 

[kit_cat]

My DH has ADHD. Pretty much impossible for him to focus on and succeed in doing anything he's not supremely interested in doing.

The bump & I are doing well, thanks for asking Kit & Molly. And by "the bump" I do mean bump. I swear I'm starting to show already. Or I guess the bump could just be from all the holiday cookies I baked (Um.. and ate ) this weekend.

M/s (still just nausea) has reappeared daily this week which is a bummer. I really enjoyed those several days last week without it.

Kitcat -- how are you & your getting along? You have a fetus now!

oooohhh you're starting to show That's exciting! I took loads of pics of my tum from early on, but when I got to 6/7/8 months I looked back on those pics and thought "I called that a bump!"
The day someone gave up their seat on the bus was a big day for me! Mind you, Kitcat you won't notice the difference, since they must give up seats already on account of your age

Yah! What do you young whipper snappers know anyway *smacks gums loudly*

 

[Crunchie]

Morning ladies, still have the lerg so working from home today

Jermey Kyle is on, I think deep down I hate it but I keep watching so I can laugh at the people on there

sorry about your relationship with your CBFM holly .....sometimes we try so hard to gte to know our partners but sometimes they get us wrong

im borrrreedddddd

 

[kit_cat]

What's on the agenda today HollyMonkeypants?

 

[HollyMonkey]

It's taken me so long to catch up! I think I've got the tumbleweed now...? I've certainly got a nappy to change, something smells around here and it's coming from the little bundle of joy on my lap...

For readers, I've just enjoyed "The Guernsery Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society"...a nice cosy booky read.

About that nappy......

 

[Crunchie]

My DH has ADHD. Pretty much impossible for him to focus on and succeed in doing anything he's not supremely interested in doing.

The bump & I are doing well, thanks for asking Kit & Molly. And by "the bump" I do mean bump. I swear I'm starting to show already. Or I guess the bump could just be from all the holiday cookies I baked (Um.. and ate ) this weekend.

M/s (still just nausea) has reappeared daily this week which is a bummer. I really enjoyed those several days last week without it.

Kitcat -- how are you & your getting along? You have a fetus now!

oooohhh you're starting to show That's exciting! I took loads of pics of my tum from early on, but when I got to 6/7/8 months I looked back on those pics and thought "I called that a bump!"
The day someone gave up their seat on the bus was a big day for me! Mind you, Kitcat you won't notice the difference, since they must give up seats already on account of your age

Yah! What do you young whipper snappers know anyway *smacks gums loudly*

meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn holly

but when she picks on you she is nice to me

 

[HollyMonkey]

What's on the agenda today HollyMonkeypants?

ah! the tumbleweed has passed! Nappy changing, followed by puppet making. My list is very long but I'm trying to be realistic today. If I can paint 3 pigs heads (modelled them yersterday) and carve the bodies I will be happy