i have some RANDOM conversations in taxi rides home from town hammered the best one was a taxi driver telling us which drugs we should take we were like ermmm WHAT!? and another i was having a huge rant about this lad we saw in town who we went to college with he ditched his mates and came with us well there goes us pulling anyone it was awful he wouldn't leave us we tried leaving him i told the taxi driver he was 'cock blocking' us he was howling laughing! The worst was when i rang a taxi to town i had a very revealing dress on. left the house got in the taxi and it was 'GET BACK IN THAT HOUSE WITH THAT DRESS ON' was only my uncle ooops he was joking but i was mortified!
I was so drunk once I spent ages of the journey bartering with the taxi driver over the price of the lift. I think he couldn't wait to get me out. I puked in a bush shortly after that journey
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