Anyone else come up with 100 things that are wrong with your reproductive system?

[dachsundmom]

So I need to move into a bubble, lol!

 

[Shelley71]

So I need to move into a bubble, lol!

Noooo, Bubbles are made of plastic. Duh.

 

[Macwooly]

So I need to move into a bubble, lol!

Noooo, Bubbles are made of plastic. Duh.

 

[Indigo77]

 

[readyformore]

How would the sperm get to the uterus if you were in a bubble?

May as well just eat processed food and be infertile, but have great sex.

If I can't be super fertile, I at least want to have good sex and eat whatever I want!! (As I type drinking a can of coke, lol).

 

[dachsundmom]

How would the sperm get to the uterus if you were in a bubble?

May as well just eat processed food and be infertile, but have great sex.

If I can't be super fertile, I at least want to have good sex and eat whatever I want!! (As I type drinking a can of coke, lol).

Well, I was thinking that my non-cancer causing plastic bubble would be hermaticaly sealed with slot, like the bank drive through, where DH could just leave his deposit, lol.

Then I would just use my organic softcup.

 

[Indigo77]

.....I would kill for a can of Coke right now....

Seriously, though.... I am very close to chucking it all and just hoping for the best...at least for just a cycle or two...

 

[Macwooly]

Well next cycle DH and I are winging it and doing as we please (no temping, CBFM, CM observations, etc).

It's our wedding anniversary next month and if no BFP this cycle then I want fun and hot & horny rather than baby making whilst we're away celebrating our anniversary

 

[dachsundmom]

.....I would kill for a can of Coke right now....

Seriously, though.... I am very close to chucking it all and just hoping for the best...at least for just a cycle or two...

I really don't think one soda is a make it or break it deal. My doctor told me today, there isn't any one soda or cup of coffee that is going to prevent a woman from conceiving. Law of averages...that's what I try to manage.

 

[dachsundmom]

Well next cycle DH and I are winging it and doing as we please (no temping, CBFM, CM observations, etc).

It's our wedding anniversary next month and if no BFP this cycle then I want fun and hot & horny rather than baby making whilst we're away celebrating our anniversary

Happy early anniversary!

 

[Macwooly]

.....I would kill for a can of Coke right now....

Seriously, though.... I am very close to chucking it all and just hoping for the best...at least for just a cycle or two...

I really don't think one soda is a make it or break it deal. My doctor told me today, there isn't any one soda or cup of coffee that is going to prevent a woman from conceiving. Law of averages...that's what I try to manage.

Afraid when I fancy a can of coke I have one

 

[NorthStar]

Heh heh unless you actually use the soda after as some kind of douche I think the doctor's right

 

[Indigo77]

.....I would kill for a can of Coke right now....

Seriously, though.... I am very close to chucking it all and just hoping for the best...at least for just a cycle or two...

I really don't think one soda is a make it or break it deal. My doctor told me today, there isn't any one soda or cup of coffee that is going to prevent a woman from conceiving. Law of averages...that's what I try to manage.

Ok, so how many per day are allowed...Did he say?

 

[Indigo77]

Well next cycle DH and I are winging it and doing as we please (no temping, CBFM, CM observations, etc).

It's our wedding anniversary next month and if no BFP this cycle then I want fun and hot & horny rather than baby making whilst we're away celebrating our anniversary

Well, next cycle is not our Anniversary, but I think we should wing it over here in support of your anniversary....

..if i am even capable of it.....

 

[readyformore]

.....I would kill for a can of Coke right now....

Seriously, though.... I am very close to chucking it all and just hoping for the best...at least for just a cycle or two...

I really don't think one soda is a make it or break it deal. My doctor told me today, there isn't any one soda or cup of coffee that is going to prevent a woman from conceiving. Law of averages...that's what I try to manage.

Ok, so how many per day are allowed...Did he say?

Um, well, I'm onto my second can today. I usually have one, sometimes I have 2.

In pregnancy, you are allowed 1 cup of coffee per day. Coffee has a lot more caffeine in it than coke (don't remember exactly what the milligram dosage is), but I do remember researching and finding 1-2 cokes per day is acceptable.

 

[readyformore]

heh heh unless you actually use the soda after As some kind of douche i think the doctor's right

rofl!!!!!!!!

 

[Indigo77]

It's not just the caffeine, though....Can easily drink non-caf Coke..

 

[readyformore]

It's not just the caffeine, though....Can easily drink non-caf Coke..

Yuck. Why bother?

 

[Indigo77]

It's not just the caffeine, though....Can easily drink non-caf Coke..

Yuck. Why bother?

It tastes the same....does not taste like diet Coke at all...yuck...

 

[crystal443]

I miss the days of being wired on Caffiene Now I just muddle through a shell of my former self