Are you nesting again? And other annoying questions..

[Trying4Angel1]

Maybe it's just my hormones .. But if one more person asks me..

1. Are you nesting again? No! I'm doing the dishes because they shouldn't sit in the sink!
2. Have you had that baby yet? Obviously not, based on the size of my belly and lack of child in my arms!
3. When's the baby coming? Whenever he damn well feels like it!
4. Are you still gaining weight? Yes, i am, but i'm pregnant what's your excuse?
5. You don't look well are you having contractions? Seriously? Can't i have a stomach ache and not be in labour!!

Rant over

 

[Trying4Angel1]

Oh and a good comment from hubby last night:

"i'm just goin to put a garbage bag under the bedsheet in case you accidently break your waters"

Seriously?! I'm pretty sure i wont accidently break my water!!

 

[aley28]

Oh and a good comment from hubby last night:

"i'm just goin to put a garbage bag under the bedsheet in case you accidently break your waters"

Seriously?! I'm pretty sure i wont accidently break my water!!

That won't help anyway if they go in a gush. Tell him a waterproof mattress pad or something is a better option. Or he could get you a gigantic sponge to sleep on.

My husband hasn't even mentioned the possibility of my waters going in bed. I know it could happen... if it does, we'll just have to clean it up. Hopefully they go in the toilet or something though

 

[robinator]

I totally put a waterproof pad on my bed; I am a dork

"Is that a contraction?" No, dammit, it's just my bowels acting up again. Rest assured I will TELL you if it's a contraction! My poor DH, he's so sweet and caring, but he really seems to think I'm not going to tell him if labor starts.

My favorite to date: "Did you want your latte decaf?" (from the barista at Starbucks)