Aussies trying to get duffered aged 20+ !!!

[Newbie32]

Hmmm...I just looked closely at s other hand...one could believe that nana is waving a gun over her head!

Don't mess with biatches.... Bahahahahaha

 

[SJayne22]

OMG forgot to say that I really scared myself this morning on the way to work! Came of a dual carraigeway to a roundabout and saw a car infront of me then just went in to some wierd daze and didn't see the car and almost ran straight in the back of it! When I went past the car I saw she had a young girl in the back! Imagine if I would have hit her! I'm really scared about driving now, don't really feel with it! It makes me want to cry just thinking about it!

 

[Newbie32]

Ohhhh hmmmmm bloody lube I went into the adult shop and asked about the safe lube for TTC and she laughed at me and said there was no such thing bloody bitch ! Where can I get me some of this conceive well? I haven;t come accross it!!

used to shop at pregnancyshop.com.au, but seems to have bought them out of stocks but these guys seem to have it https://www.healthychoices.com.au/shop/viewproduct.asp?productid=255&categoryid=3

 

[SJayne22]

Ohhhh hmmmmm bloody lube I went into the adult shop and asked about the safe lube for TTC and she laughed at me and said there was no such thing bloody bitch ! Where can I get me some of this conceive well? I haven;t come accross it!!

I got my preseed of ebay, does that not work in oz?? If not, I may die

 

[Pauls_angel]

Hi my lovely ladies! Sorry got home and DH had us both straight into packing boxes so he could take a load to his parents house... Dinner time now though

thanks got my parcel - arrived this arvo nearly pmsl when I saw you had written all three names on the back!!! Poas to celebrate the arrival of my package but sadly still bfn spotting back to pale pink so feeling a little more positive - so so thankful for everyone's support - teared up big time reading all your posts thanks for all your prayers, positive thoughts, crossed fingers and toes and violent thoughts towards AF! Love you all so much and cannot imagine coping with this emotional roller coaster without having you all here by my side!

Jayne sorry to hear you got another bfn - let's hope tomorrow is a better day for both of us!

a little bit of wee came out When I read your penis comment! Seriously had to run to the loo - barely made it!!!

Ginny I love the idea that AF is potentially the first day of a pregnancy - puts a much more positive spin on things!

Kiwi lovely to see you again! Praying this is your month too!

Love to the rest of you and apologies for not mentioning everyone by name - doesn't mean I love you any less! Xx

 

[kiwipauagirl]

Ohhhh hmmmmm bloody lube I went into the adult shop and asked about the safe lube for TTC and she laughed at me and said there was no such thing bloody bitch ! Where can I get me some of this conceive well? I haven;t come accross it!!

Not sure about Conceive Well but I just ordered Preseed on the internet. Took a couple of days to get to me and was about 15 euro (roughly 20 aussie dollars) plus you get 10 free tests so you can make up any combination that you want. I got 7 ovulation tests and 3 pregnancy tests. you only need a small amount so a tube lasts forever and I am only using it for 5 days (2 days before my fertile day, during and a day after) but you can use it anytime. Makes things all nice and slippery even if you are not in the mood (but I believe in your case that never happens LOL). It is suppose to be the same as your body which makes it safe and it helps the sperm travel to its destination.

 

[Pauls_angel]

Nice photo kiwi!

Melainey I use maybe baby presses sperm friendly lube - you can get it in heaps of pharmacies here

 

[Newbie32]

Hi my lovely ladies! Sorry got home and DH had us both straight into packing boxes so he could take a load to his parents house... Dinner time now though

thanks got my parcel - arrived this arvo nearly pmsl when I saw you had written all three names on the back!!! Poas to celebrate the arrival of my package but sadly still bfn spotting back to pale pink so feeling a little more positive - so so thankful for everyone's support - teared up big time reading all your posts thanks for all your prayers, positive thoughts, crossed fingers and toes and violent thoughts towards AF! Love you all so much and cannot imagine coping with this emotional roller coaster without having you all here by my side!

Jayne sorry to hear you got another bfn - let's hope tomorrow is a better day for both of us!

a little bit of wee came out When I read your penis comment! Seriously had to run to the loo - barely made it!!!

Ginny I love the idea that AF is potentially the first day of a pregnancy - puts a much more positive spin on things!

Kiwi lovely to see you again! Praying this is your month too!

Love to the rest of you and apologies for not mentioning everyone by name - doesn't mean I live you any less! Xx

Hahahaha pmsl...sorry angel! Didn't mean for you to piss your pants

Yay for her staying away!

Oh and yay for parcel arriving

XXX

 

[Trying2b2mums]

Hello Kiwi- welcome to our attractive people forum
Melainey- your sex shop lady is an idiot! I use conceive plus, pink tube, says made in france, my local shop had it, girl knew exactly what i was after, along with a few other things
Jayne- stay positive! and stay alert as possible, lets hope this is pregnancy brain!!
Angel- Yay good sign!!! I've still got my hopes sky high for you, and now so does OH, she saw how much i wanted it for you, and my . So fingers, toes, intestines crossed for you and DH!!!! Expecting a rise or same temp tomorrow, and now you have a stash you can POAS every day!!
Dinner is cooking, smells yummy!!!!!! And Oylmpics on, diving!!! Good start to the weekend!

 

[Pauls_angel]

Was thinking you could put your gun and cane to use and let loose on the

 

[Pauls_angel]

Thanks 2mums tell your OH she is awesome too xx

 

[Trying2b2mums]

just went to go re-fill my water from the fridge, and noticed a sticker on our grapes "these grapes have been in contact with sulphur dioxide" ??????????????????????

 

[Pauls_angel]

hi Maddy!! How are you hun?

2mums no idea about your grapes - random?!

 

[Melainey]

Hmm she was an idiot I will check th pharmacies and online thanks ladies

Well i am off to rent a porn no joke Ilove porn hahahahahahaha soif I am absent tonight you know what I will be doing hehehehehe

LOve you all xxxx

 

[Trying2b2mums]

Hmm she was an idiot I will check th pharmacies and online thanks ladies

Well i am off to rent a porn no joke Ilove porn hahahahahahaha soif I am absent tonight you know what I will be doing hehehehehe

LOve you all xxxx

you are hilarious!!! not to appear stupid, but why rent it when its free online???? I have a good site if you need it (although i havent used it forever!!) and be sure not to type to us, no sticky keyboards!!!!!!

 

[Newbie32]

Hmm she was an idiot I will check th pharmacies and online thanks ladies

Well i am off to rent a porn no joke Ilove porn hahahahahahaha soif I am absent tonight you know what I will be doing hehehehehe

LOve you all xxxx

Hahahahaha

I love the tmi on this thread!!!!! Such fun.

I've just laughed myself into the hiccups. Better be careful don't accidentally choke on my falsies

 

[Newbie32]

Is it too early to go to bed so I can wake up and temp?

 

[Pauls_angel]

Nanna you crack me up!!! It's not even 8pm!

 

[Maddy40]

Exactly right Melainey! I actually cant remember Aquiss ever showing any interest in anything that was going on with anyone. Meow. I must still have my bitch hat on!
QUOTE]

Ow, meow indeed. That one hit me too! I don't tend to respond to bunches of posts. I would be terrified of leaving someone out & insulting them. I never thought that NOT responding would insult people To be honest most times I log on at work since internet at home is so slow, which means I get called away a lot and never get to write anything longer than a few sentences. Tonight I'm on a day off though...now I'm thinking maybe I should be doing a long response commenting on everyone's activities for the day...

 

[Newbie32]

Nanna you crack me up!!! It's not even 8pm!

Yeah thats what dh said too