Aussies trying to get duffered aged 20+ !!!

[number2woohoo]

Moooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggg ladies! Jaysus it only took me over an hour to catch up hahaha!!

Jayne& number2woohoo – hope you guys are feeling better I’m very sad lately too I think it is to do with me being Homesick mainly but other reasons too obviously haha

Angel – If you are indeed 7DPO today maybe the spotting was implantation? Great sign if it was IB FX for you x

Newbie – Those temps are almost at the dementia stage please POAS already you are pregnant.. 2 thermometers me arse You like the taste of your own … Too much ? hahahaha

Mum2Q – I would LOVE a holiday .. Never know hehe it is tax time after all hehe

Maddy – hey hey Maddy

Ttcandexcited – Welcome symptoms look great

Woohoo – Turkey baster hahaha

Pammy - Hello Pammy

Rosie – NIghty Night sweet cheeks

My BITCH bag is just out of reach at the moment, when I get it you will hear from me … SERIOUSLY!!?!

My DH hates when I fart but it doesn't stop me I was raised by a family of farters and have learned from the best We are not a family of prudes

2mums - hope everything is ok, sorry for the loss xx GREAT story Love it !So glad you got your BFP

Ginny – Hellllloooooo

As for me I still woke up cranky Didn't get any sex (partly my fault I am so stubborn and wouldn't give in haha) haven't had in days maybe that's why i'm cranky (lack of endorphins haha)

I am feeling very very wet down there.... And when I put wet cm into FF and my mediumsoft open cervix it reckond that I was fertile but I couldn't possibly be i'm only on CD9 for fook sake haha and to make it worse we can't have for 3 days now cause SA So annoyed!! My hand is going to e getting a work out I suppose

x

Hey Melainey have a gander at my chart, last month I had an unexpected short cycle and ovulated on CD9. Normally always have a 28 day cycle. In fact have had for about the last 25 years till then except for a break of 9 months for Harrison, and a short break earlier this year (before a m/c). So it does happen. So go and say sorry and get going girl!

 

[number2woohoo]

Hahaha I couldn't give 2 F**ks it they beep I deal with DH getting up at half 6 every morning he can deal with my beef at 6:10 hahaha

In case you are fertile, you might want to go deal with HIS beef. Ahem.

 

[Melainey]

OH DEAR! We may have to tonight whether he likes it or not hhahaha!! And I did have cramping two days ago??? OH NO I HOPE I DON'T MISS IT!!!

Thank you woohoo

 

[Melainey]

Hahaha I couldn't give 2 F**ks it they beep I deal with DH getting up at half 6 every morning he can deal with my beef at 6:10 hahaha

In case you are fertile, you might want to go deal with HIS beef. Ahem.

hahaha more like deal with his pork

EDIT: Go to google and there is a little football game in the picture Soooooo fun!( soccer for you australians )

 

[number2woohoo]

Hahaha I couldn't give 2 F**ks it they beep I deal with DH getting up at half 6 every morning he can deal with my beef at 6:10 hahaha

In case you are fertile, you might want to go deal with HIS beef. Ahem.

hahaha more like deal with his pork

*snort*

 

[Newbie32]

Moooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggg ladies! Jaysus it only took me over an hour to catch up hahaha!!

Jayne& number2woohoo – hope you guys are feeling better I’m very sad lately too I think it is to do with me being Homesick mainly but other reasons too obviously haha

Angel – If you are indeed 7DPO today maybe the spotting was implantation? Great sign if it was IB FX for you x

Newbie – Those temps are almost at the dementia stage please POAS already you are pregnant.. 2 thermometers me arse You like the taste of your own … Too much ? hahahaha

Mum2Q – I would LOVE a holiday .. Never know hehe it is tax time after all hehe

Maddy – hey hey Maddy

Ttcandexcited – Welcome symptoms look great

Woohoo – Turkey baster hahaha

Pammy - Hello Pammy

Rosie – NIghty Night sweet cheeks

My BITCH bag is just out of reach at the moment, when I get it you will hear from me … SERIOUSLY!!?!

My DH hates when I fart but it doesn't stop me I was raised by a family of farters and have learned from the best We are not a family of prudes

2mums - hope everything is ok, sorry for the loss xx GREAT story Love it !So glad you got your BFP

Ginny – Hellllloooooo

As for me I still woke up cranky Didn't get any sex (partly my fault I am so stubborn and wouldn't give in haha) haven't had in days maybe that's why i'm cranky (lack of endorphins haha)

I am feeling very very wet down there.... And when I put wet cm into FF and my mediumsoft open cervix it reckond that I was fertile but I couldn't possibly be i'm only on CD9 for fook sake haha and to make it worse we can't have for 3 days now cause SA So annoyed!! My hand is going to e getting a work out I suppose

x

Talk about LAUGH OUT LOUD....

PMSL!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh Melainey, how I have missed you! And yes, two thermometers...the trick is to try to turn them both on , and shove them in at the same time so DH doesnt whinge that there is too much beeping (if they beep basically together he just thinks its one!!!)

Aha. Synchronised oral/vagina thermometering. Now why isn't THAT an olympic sport.

ID WIN!!!

I have gotten quite good at it over the last few days!!! And the gold medal goes to....

hahahahaha

I dont blame angel - there are probably about 50 pages to catch up on since this morning! I know this, because i, erm, dont seem to be getting through much of this reporting...erm....

 

[Melainey]

Naughty Naughty Sasha i may have to take your cane and whip you with it hehehe

 

[Trying2b2mums]

at everything!!! but you would have to get the gold medal, im not sure i could even be that coordinated if i tried. Poor angel...all that reading!!!

 

[Newbie32]

OH DEAR! We may have to tonight whether he likes it or not hhahaha!! And I did have cramping two days ago??? OH NO I HOPE I DON'T MISS IT!!!

Thank you woohoo

its RUUUUMMMMPPPPPY PUUUUUMMMMMPPPPY time!!!

WOOHOOOO

 

[Newbie32]

I dont know what you are talking about....

 

[Melainey]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

extremely long evil laugh..

And hang on a minute ....I have about bloody 50 pages each morning when I wake up to catch up on !! I WANT SYMPATHY!!

 

[Newbie32]

Sorry?

 

[LLPM]

I'm sure Melainey wouldn't mind filling angel in with her 'notes'!

 

[Melainey]

don't you bloody ignore me woman!!!

I love my little notes haha!! They are very very useful Lucy hahaha

DAMN YOU FF : My VIP has run out haha I may have to get another month? Does anyone actually pay for it?

 

[Newbie32]

Well i did...but that shouldnt be a surprise given i am a little OCD on the temping side of things hehehehe

Id never ignore you my dear xx i kinda like that emoticon tho!!!

 

[Trying2b2mums]

get to work somebody here needs to earn a living for all of us!!!

melainey - i give you sympathy in the form of massive sore booby hugs

 

[Newbie32]

i do NOT need to wee. i do NOT need to wee. i do NOT need to wee. i do NOT need to wee. i do NOT need to wee. i do NOT need to wee. i do NOT need to wee. i do NOT need to wee.

That is all.

 

[Melainey]

I was walking down a lovely meadow the other day and this amazing long WATERFALL kept crashing and running... (doesn't really work over the computer does it hahaha ) I am turning the tap on and off as we speak

 

[number2woohoo]

i do NOT need to wee. i do NOT need to wee. i do NOT need to wee. i do NOT need to wee. i do NOT need to wee. i do NOT need to wee. i do NOT need to wee. i do NOT need to wee.

That is all.

I'm thinking of getting a lovely fountain installed in my back yard, so I can hear the tinkling sound of water.

 

[number2woohoo]

Well i did...but that shouldnt be a surprise given i am a little OCD on the temping side of things hehehehe

Id never ignore you my dear xx i kinda like that emoticon tho!!!

So what are the benefits of getting the paid VIP - I mean really, is it worth it?