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Aussies trying to get duffered aged 20+ !!!

And of course sooooooo happy that I have found all you lovely ladies :) I know the internet is FULL of weirdos but we have managed to find a lovely group of honest, genuine amazingly beautiful YOUNG ladies (because I don't care how old you actually are we are all young on the inside :hugs: ) xxxx

Is this the part where i fess up that i am really a man???

bahahahaha

Hahahahaha you're too funny miss Sasha!
 
do we get a sticker for passing therapy lesson number 1??? :rofl:

:jo: if you were a man, i would worry... where do you get your Vag temps from?!?
 
Ohh yeah.... now I am in a happy mood. One of the staff here at work didn't have all the food she ordered, eaten. So she just gave me an apricot danish!! Score!!

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ok...so here goes... please don't judge me! hahahaha:haha:

I was in year 1 and we had a 'stinky kid' (don't lie...you all had one in your year!) in our class, his name was Joshua Grant. So you get abit of background info, I was very much a 'goodie goodie' in my younger days, always sitting at the front of the class, always trying to be the one to sit up with my legs crossed and my back as straight as I could get it (so straight that it was in fact arched backwards), always the first with my hand up first to answer the questions being asked...and I was a dobber - a big, stinking dobber!!!!!:blush:

so anyway, one day, I was sitting at the table and Joshua was sitting next to me and he said to me "lets go under the table and I'll show you mine if you show me yours". Needless to say, I was mortified! I cuoldn't believe what I was hearing! I immediately tried to get away from him, and I can't quite remember, but I'm almost 100% sure I would have dobbed on him...

so I get back to my table after little lunch, come back inside and he gives me a note... the note says "I love your fanny". again...I am completely beside myself, don't know how to react. I immediately rip the paper up and throw it in the bin!

I then go to tell my best friend at the time, Amba, all about it. She said "why didn't you show the teacher? (der Shell...that would normally be my first reaction, but for some reason I didn't) So after that I though "hhmm...you're right, I should have, he would be in a lot of trouble for that!"

So next, for some strange reason, instead of getting the letter out of the bin & saying I had ripped it, I decided to re-write the letter and hand it to the teacher as the 'original'. She talked to me about it and said "maybe he meant to say I love your family, he's not as good at spelling as you are" and I said "no, he doesn't know them, he meant to write it"

next thing I know, it was a mini fete at school a couple of days later, and I got called to the classroom during it... something that didn't happen to me unless I was running an errand for the teacher or had extra homework to collect...

so the teacher explained to me that she had called my mum to the school as she had looked at the start of my handwriting book from the start of the year, and knows it was written in my handwriting... then i had to try to explain to my mum why I had written a note to myself saying "I love your fanny" claiming to have been from someone else....:dohh:

Needless to say, there were lots of tears that day!! hahaha
 
thank you 2mums :) i love you too :hugs:

Hellooooooo mum2q :happydance: (i would say that i have missed you but we are having a secret affair hehehe :rofl: <3 )

well i just love that idea and would love to hear stories from everybody :happydance:

Mine is not too exciting but when i tend to get down and think of all these people having babies i think to myself that the happiest day of my life was the day i married daniel ... He is everything to me :hugs: And yeah i know we have not been succesful just yetin having a baby but we will get there :happydance: And most of those women having bubs don't have what all of us have and that is our soul mates :hugs: Looks to me that we have all found the one we truely love the most and i know that i would not change that for the world (have to remember that when i get homesick and also when he gives me the shits :haha: :rofl: Hahahaha)

and of course sooooooo happy that i have found all you lovely ladies :) i know the internet is full of weirdos but we have managed to find a lovely group of honest, genuine amazingly beautiful young ladies (because i don't care how old you actually are we are all young on the inside :hugs: ) xxxx

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Well that would be traumatic...

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:rofl: :rofl::rofl: That is a great story!!! You seem like the kind of kid i would have tripped on the way out to lunch though :blush: :rofl:

thanks for my badge, ill put it over my bitch one and hopefully it works!!!
 
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Where did you gget that stamp from? hahahaha
 
Haha yeah, I was a bit! But I grew out of it, so it's all good!!! Haha

Love it!!!

I was a naughty girl in Primary school. very very bad. Queen of the tantrums (but im guessing that would make no sense to you girls in here...)

One time i had the shits with my sister (a few years older than me at the same school) so i threw a tantrum and pushed her friend off the monkey bars and she broke her arm. Then i had to go hide under a table in my classroom so i wouldnt get in trouble.
 
ok...so here goes... please don't judge me! hahahaha:haha:

I was in year 1 and we had a 'stinky kid' (don't lie...you all had one in your year!) in our class, his name was Joshua Grant. So you get abit of background info, I was very much a 'goodie goodie' in my younger days, always sitting at the front of the class, always trying to be the one to sit up with my legs crossed and my back as straight as I could get it (so straight that it was in fact arched backwards), always the first with my hand up first to answer the questions being asked...and I was a dobber - a big, stinking dobber!!!!!:blush:

so anyway, one day, I was sitting at the table and Joshua was sitting next to me and he said to me "lets go under the table and I'll show you mine if you show me yours". Needless to say, I was mortified! I cuoldn't believe what I was hearing! I immediately tried to get away from him, and I can't quite remember, but I'm almost 100% sure I would have dobbed on him...

so I get back to my table after little lunch, come back inside and he gives me a note... the note says "I love your fanny". again...I am completely beside myself, don't know how to react. I immediately rip the paper up and throw it in the bin!

I then go to tell my best friend at the time, Amba, all about it. She said "why didn't you show the teacher? (der Shell...that would normally be my first reaction, but for some reason I didn't) So after that I though "hhmm...you're right, I should have, he would be in a lot of trouble for that!"

So next, for some strange reason, instead of getting the letter out of the bin & saying I had ripped it, I decided to re-write the letter and hand it to the teacher as the 'original'. She talked to me about it and said "maybe he meant to say I love your family, he's not as good at spelling as you are" and I said "no, he doesn't know them, he meant to write it"

next thing I know, it was a mini fete at school a couple of days later, and I got called to the classroom during it... something that didn't happen to me unless I was running an errand for the teacher or had extra homework to collect...

so the teacher explained to me that she had called my mum to the school as she had looked at the start of my handwriting book from the start of the year, and knows it was written in my handwriting... then i had to try to explain to my mum why I had written a note to myself saying "I love your fanny" claiming to have been from someone else....:dohh:

Needless to say, there were lots of tears that day!! hahaha

Love it !!!
 
Hahahahaha I was a terror in high school :rofl: We had supervisors at luch time and me and my friends terrorised them! Made them chase us around the school (we weren't allowed to leave the class or lunch room!) haha We used to hop out the windows and hide behind lockers! Had sooooooooo much fun!!
 
do we get a sticker for passing therapy lesson number 1??? :rofl:

:jo: if you were a man, i would worry... where do you get your Vag temps from?!?

OMG

I nearly wet my pants. For real. I think a little bit of wee came out.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I hate when that happens :rofl::blush: :loo: :rofl:

Mum2q- i def dont want to trip you these days, you've come a long way!! :haha: good therapy too!! :flower:
 
yeah good job mum2q!

Id say there is a good 20% less chance i'll bawl all the way home now. Given what was on my ipod enroute to the office in the morning i could be pushed over the tear barrier on arrival to my car, but if i try to focus on the fact that my knickers are a little bit damp now that 2mums made me wee myself a bit i might be able to pull myself past it...we shall see...
 
hmmm...wondering if i now should remove all reference to my FULL name from this site just in case!!!!!
 
ok...so here goes... please don't judge me! hahahaha:haha:

I was in year 1 and we had a 'stinky kid' (don't lie...you all had one in your year!) in our class, his name was Joshua Grant. So you get abit of background info, I was very much a 'goodie goodie' in my younger days, always sitting at the front of the class, always trying to be the one to sit up with my legs crossed and my back as straight as I could get it (so straight that it was in fact arched backwards), always the first with my hand up first to answer the questions being asked...and I was a dobber - a big, stinking dobber!!!!!:blush:

so anyway, one day, I was sitting at the table and Joshua was sitting next to me and he said to me "lets go under the table and I'll show you mine if you show me yours". Needless to say, I was mortified! I cuoldn't believe what I was hearing! I immediately tried to get away from him, and I can't quite remember, but I'm almost 100% sure I would have dobbed on him...

so I get back to my table after little lunch, come back inside and he gives me a note... the note says "I love your fanny". again...I am completely beside myself, don't know how to react. I immediately rip the paper up and throw it in the bin!

I then go to tell my best friend at the time, Amba, all about it. She said "why didn't you show the teacher? (der Shell...that would normally be my first reaction, but for some reason I didn't) So after that I though "hhmm...you're right, I should have, he would be in a lot of trouble for that!"

So next, for some strange reason, instead of getting the letter out of the bin & saying I had ripped it, I decided to re-write the letter and hand it to the teacher as the 'original'. She talked to me about it and said "maybe he meant to say I love your family, he's not as good at spelling as you are" and I said "no, he doesn't know them, he meant to write it"

next thing I know, it was a mini fete at school a couple of days later, and I got called to the classroom during it... something that didn't happen to me unless I was running an errand for the teacher or had extra homework to collect...

so the teacher explained to me that she had called my mum to the school as she had looked at the start of my handwriting book from the start of the year, and knows it was written in my handwriting... then i had to try to explain to my mum why I had written a note to myself saying "I love your fanny" claiming to have been from someone else....:dohh:

Needless to say, there were lots of tears that day!! hahaha

Love it !!!

:haha: so funny!
 

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