baajee
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I'm starting to plan my postpartum exercise routine now and obviously going to bed feeling a bit paranoid about how flabby everything is going to be.
So last night I had this surreal dream that I had delivered and I was coming down the stairs changing into my gear for my first ever postpartum run. Its my favourite time at 6am in the morning everything is quiet and fresh. I take off my pj's to change and lo and behold the most magnificent pair of boobs stare back up at me - they are perky and tight and sit upright ! Infact they are what I recall them to look like once upon a time when I was 17 many many eons ago ! Then I look further down and I check out my abs ! Whoa - what awesome abs ! I have a sixpack ! Firm tight toned abs like the ones I dream of when I do countless situps. I've never had abs like this before and to think all I had to do was give birth to a baby !! What bliss ! No one told me about this !!
Then OH gave an extra loud snore and I woke up .... ah wells.. it was good while it lasted
So last night I had this surreal dream that I had delivered and I was coming down the stairs changing into my gear for my first ever postpartum run. Its my favourite time at 6am in the morning everything is quiet and fresh. I take off my pj's to change and lo and behold the most magnificent pair of boobs stare back up at me - they are perky and tight and sit upright ! Infact they are what I recall them to look like once upon a time when I was 17 many many eons ago ! Then I look further down and I check out my abs ! Whoa - what awesome abs ! I have a sixpack ! Firm tight toned abs like the ones I dream of when I do countless situps. I've never had abs like this before and to think all I had to do was give birth to a baby !! What bliss ! No one told me about this !!
Then OH gave an extra loud snore and I woke up .... ah wells.. it was good while it lasted