Bad mother alert!!

[girlinyork]

Sounds like a typical bloke then

 

[MrsTurner2012]

Aye!

I've always said he's been a bloke since the day he was born.

He got an Instagram account a few weeks ago and the first 3 things he searched for were

Big boobs
Cute dogs and then
Massive bums!

 

[girlinyork]

We had similar when my little brother found google for the first time

 

[doddy0402]

Ha ha ha! Hilarious! Glad he's so proud of himself lol! X

 

[sue_88]

Good god some kids would be traumatised!!! Haha, he sounds like a right little chap!

X

 

[MrsTurner2012]

Yeah he's a diamond!

With me as a mother I doubt he'd be traumatised about anything!

I was walking around in his age 9-10 football top today at his tournament because I was freezing!

He just rolls his eyes n tells me to get a grip!

 

[smokey]

I hope no one he knows would come across this thread especialy with a pic of him and talking about his pubes, it is a public forum after all and can come up on google easy enough

 

[Athena]

Awww bless him, and a pic as well as the pube talk! Embarrassing Mum alert, my kids would KILL ME lol but they're a couple years older! What an absolute cutie (looks older than 10 too)

 

[MrsTurner2012]

I'm quite aware it's public!

I'm not ashamed. Neither is he.

Highly doubt any of his 10 year old friends are googling him & looking on pregnancy forums!

The Internet is a pretty big place! I wouldn't say anything here that I wouldn't talk about in real life.

 

[MrsTurner2012]

Awww bless him, and a pic as well as the pube talk! Embarrassing Mum alert, my kids would KILL ME lol but they're a couple years older! What an absolute cutie (looks older than 10 too)

I'm the ultimate in embarrassing mother material!

He knows it and accepts me for who I am!

Makes his life more interesting at the end of the day!

That picture has been posted before. So people I speak to regularly will already know what he looks like.

No shame in having pubes! It's a great day in life!

 

[girlinyork]

I think you'd also need to post his full name for somebody who knows him to be likely to see this post

 

[MrsTurner2012]

Some people love to be pessimistic!

Can't see the funny/sarcastic sides of this thread!

More to life than worrying what people might find on the Internet

I post worse stories about him on fb n tag him in them!

He's not bothered! Loves the attention

People who know me know I don't take many things seriously in life!

That'd be boring, life is for living not whinging!

 

[smokey]

Not saying its anything to be ashamed of

How I found this place was looking up discharge before period and this site was the first thing to come up, I flicked through 3-4 threads and nearly spat out my drink, the one on about discharge and wet knickers was my cousin

 

[MrsTurner2012]

Well I'm sure anyone knows him will know this story before long so no need to worry.

 

[HHenderson]

Love this thread. Too funny!! I wish I had a son. =( I would get him a present. Maybe some movie tickets or something for him and a friend. Your little boy is becoming a young man!

 

[girlinyork]

Have a pube party!

 

[MrsTurner2012]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

That's hilarious!

You can literally have a party for anything!!

 

[o0Squeaks0o]

this cracked me up. think its great having such an open relationship. my mum was a nightmare to discuss things with, she still is now and im 28. when i started my period at 9yrs old it was my dad i told because he'd always been the one who was more relaxed and took it all in his stride. even now its my dad i discuss personal stuff with. so i think having a mum who you can be open with and is approachable is a great thing. and you and your son clearly have a great thing going !! xx

 

[MrsTurner2012]

Thanks Squeaks!

Yeah I think it just being me & him for 9 years has given us that bond.

We are friends too. Which sometimes is a bad thing because he may not have as much respect for my authority at times but that is a shite part I have to put up with to enable us to be so open.

I've always informed him about life and he is pretty clued up. Not in a way that its stolen his childhood or innocence just so he is prepared for this type of situation.

Coming to me to check his armpits after me squeeling like a girl shows he is 100% comfortable with me and I like that.

I hope I'm the mother he can talk to about anything. My mum wasn't and I hid alot from her. Got into trouble at a young age and I think it's because I was uneducated in regards to life/social skills.

I don't think anything should be taboo if its questioned.

 

[Piper84]

I agree being open with kids is important if they have questions, but I don't think I could be like this with my son. Different strokes for different folks.