Baw Club Ffridayyyy Yayyyy!!!

[LeaArr]

Hi everyone,

Got me legs at ten to two up in the air at my desk again!!

How are we all??

Bwahhahahahaha givin' the guys a show hey?!? Come on

 

[baby.love]

afternoon girls....How's everyone today?

 

[Sambatiki]

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept
>the same tag-line
>
>Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better.
>
>Tesco condoms - Every little helps.
>
>Nike condoms - Just do it.
>
>Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.
>
>Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
>
>KFC condoms - Finger licking good.
>
>M&M's condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands.
>
>Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
>
>Abbey national condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
>
>Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
>
>Ever ready condoms - Keeps going and going.
>
>Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.
>
>Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.
>
>Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide.
>
>FCUK condoms - No comment required.
>
>Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.
>
>Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.
>
>Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
>
>Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
>
>Renault condoms - Size really does matter.
>
>Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.
>
>Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.
>
>Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim
>
>Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
>
>Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world.
>
>AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service.
>
>Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.
>
>Polo condoms - The condom with the hole.
>

 

[Sambatiki]

Hiya Icrepka and baby.love!!

 

[owo]

Kerry those tag lines made me lol. Thanks for cheering me up on a boring Friday afternoon.

 

[Reedy]

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept
>the same tag-line
>
>Sainsbury condoms - Making life taste better.
>
>Tesco condoms - Every little helps.
>
>Nike condoms - Just do it.
>
>Peugeot condoms - The ride of your life.
>
>Galaxy condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
>
>KFC condoms - Finger licking good.
>
>M&M's condoms - Melt in your mouth, not your hands.
>
>Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
>
>Abbey national condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
>
>Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
>
>Ever ready condoms - Keeps going and going.
>
>Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.
>
>Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.
>
>Goodyear condoms - For a longer ride go wide.
>
>FCUK condoms - No comment required.
>
>Muller light condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.
>
>Halfords condoms - We go the extra mile.
>
>Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
>
>Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
>
>Renault condoms - Size really does matter.
>
>Ronseal condoms - Does exactly what it says on the tin.
>
>Ronseal quick-drying condoms - Its dry and waterproof in 30 minutes.
>
>Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim
>
>Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
>
>Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best condoms in the world.
>
>AA condoms - For the 4th emergency service.
>
>Pepperami condoms - Its a bit of an animal.
>
>Polo condoms - The condom with the hole.
>

 

[Sambatiki]

Owo - you are welcome anytime.

Will this day ever end???

I wanna go home!!

 

[golcarlilly]

Love the condom thing

I am super-bored today!! soooo glad it is Friday, albeit a very rainy one! We were supposed to be going to a carribbean carnival in our local park tomorrow but forecast is for more of the same so think we are going to take DD to Eden Camp - has anyone been?

 

[Sambatiki]

HIYA TRACY!!!

My friends went to eden camp said it was fab. You should have a wicked time there. How are you feeling today??

 

[owo]

Hi Tracy,

I'm soo bored too. Just had a meeting reminder pop up and remind me about a really dull meeting i have to attend to at 3. That's all i need on a Friday afternoon. I am asleep enough as it is with boredom i think that is going to send me over the edge.

 

[Sambatiki]

arrrggggghhhhhhhhh IMMMMM SOOOOOO BORED!!!!

Im an imports administrator..... GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

 

[Sambatiki]

Tumble Weed Rolls Through The Thread!!

 

[Chris77]

Good MOrning everyone!

I'm doing well this morning. Just cleaning the house in preparation for the pool party here tomorrow. I hate cleaning!!!

 

[NickyT75]

Hi guys

Have i missed much? xx

 

[NickyT75]

Loving the idea of a few jokes n'stuff to brighten the day up so here's a question for you all...


There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals:

King Kong, a Gorilla, an Orang-utan and a Monkey.

They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?

Your answer will reflect your personality...

So think carefully . . . Try and answer within 30 seconds.

 

[Chris77]

monkey

 

[NickyT75]

anyone else wanna guess? x

 

[Sambatiki]

orang-utan

Hi Nicky and Chris

Its been quiet here!!

 

[NickyT75]

If your answer is:

Orang-utan = you're dull and slightly abnormal

Gorilla = you're a moron

Monkey = even worse, you're an idiot

King Kong = your hopelessly stupid

Why?????

A Coconut tree doesn't have bananas!

Obviously you're stressed and overworked. Now take some time off and relax!

 

[NickyT75]

I went into the gas station today and
asked for five dollars worth of gas.....

The clerk farted and gave me a receipt