ok, have to share a funny story about dh. we have been sleeping in sep rooms during the week cause I can't sleep well anymore and his snoring drives me crazy. And now I toss and turn a lot and have bopped him in the head before with my prego pillow and drive him bonkers. plus, unlike the first trimester I have ZERO sex drive now. he will snuggle with me while we watch the evening news, and when I get sleepy he kisses me and belly good night and heads to the other room.
so this morning, I'm checking the spare room for stray socks cause he doesn't like taking those off till the sheets warm up a bit, and he usually misses a few when he picks them up to toss in the hamper. sure enough, there was one in there, and it seemed a little stiff when I was throwing it in the basket, but I didn't think much of it since he will go to the porch or garage sometimes with only socks so I'm always bleaching them cause they'll get so dirty.
it wasn't till later when I was starting the whites that I noticed the one lonely long tube stock was crunchy. he never wears those socks unless he is wearing his tall winter boots, and this was before he shoveled with this latest snow, it wasn't that, and it was solo, no match.
I was like omg, he has been handling his own business in the other room. Lol. I knew it was occurring since he gets cranky if we don't dtd 3-4 times a week, and lately we only have once every week or two. And he wasn't getting cranky, so I knew what he was up to in those suspiciously long showers too, and didn't mind a bit cause he hasn't pressured me at all and has still been very loving and understanding that its just not that enjoyable for me right now.
anyway, I decided to go upstairs and act offended to mess with him. girls, I wasn't even halfway thru my first sentence, and his face was so horrified/busted/embarrassed that I just lost it and couldn't act mad because I was laughing so hard I snorted and doubled over. poor guy was still grinning and embarrassed even after he realized I didn't care. I could not stop randomly giggling about it all day. we went to Target later, and he kept shooshing me everytime I asked if he needed new socks, or lotion, or tissue, etc. it was an amusing day.
