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[babyloulou]

I can go to the toilet with him on my knee- I can't talk on the phone as he either tries to steal it or screeches!

 

[SBB]

I want to ask like a daily or weekly ? About our baby momma experience so far. Today I was wondering-

What have you been able to accomplish WHILE holding a baby on your hip? What have you found impossible with holding him or her?

Me- I can fetch and pick up poo with the dog outside for long periods of time. Using one of those fetch throwers. Also brush my teeth and put on makeup. Load the dishes.

I can't go to the bathroom or make salads and dinner or sterilize the bottles and pump OR talk to people! Ha.

Go!

I can't cut up any foods, like chopping vegetables etc. Or butter toast cos I have no hand to keep it in place!
I can't drink because he goes for the cup/glass!
I can't hang out the washing cos I need 2 hands...

I can go for a wee if I need to... But I usually sit him on the floor now for that!

I can't do makeup cos my pots of makeup need 2 hands!

I had a go with a ring sling today, it's super simple and you can pop them in it and then push them around to the back (it's a hip carry) so I am going to get one so I can just whip him into that when he needs to be carried but I need 2 hands!

Jess I love Tim Mnchin- he is so inappropriate but doesn't care at all!

x x x

 

[Peach Blossom]

Let me think...

I can pick things up, unpack the dishwasher, load the washing machine and scramble eggs. Oh and go to the loo.

I can't feed the cat, get dressed, clean or do my hair.
Xx

 

[kcw81]

I can comb my hair which is all I do to it! Yeah cutting thing like carrots is impossible! Needless to say I try to do a lot and end up dropping things and making a mess while holding Jimmy!

 

[lisaf]

Hmm, I can pay for things at the store, talk to people, change his clothes, eat most things, and most importantly I can make a big mess while I try to do things I shouldn't, lol (I really tend to wear him in my baby carrier when we are out and put him on the floor when we are at home so I haven't experimented much with this yet)

I haven't tried to pee yet with him or do dishes. I can't pick up dog poop, hold the dog's leash, AND hold Daniel. I can't type on the computer while holding him

 

[kcw81]

I can dtd with DH. haha! totally kidding.

 

[Peach Blossom]

 

[lisaf]

PMSL

 

[SBB]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

X x x

 

[babyloulou]

Poor Jimmy! Scarred for life!!

 

[babyloulou]

Here's Ben with Ella's Kitchen Blueberry Breakfast...



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[Peach Blossom]

did he eat any?!

 

[babyloulou]

Ha ha! Yeah he did- it's a big pouch! He doesn't usually make that much of a mess- he was distracted by Piper licking his feet!

 

[Peach Blossom]

Lili makes such a mess every meal!! I spend about half an hour afterwards clearing up!!!

So get this... Joe won't sing with Lili cos he feels self conscious!!

 

[babyloulou]

What of?? Her hearing him singing??

 

[kcw81]

Lou haha look at that mess! He prob got it in his nose! This is exactly why Jimmy staying on the bottle till he Is 2.

 

[kcw81]

Bob is shy about it too- I mean if I am there to listen.

 

[Peach Blossom]

Yeah but Joe is a trained actor who used sing in a band!! Wierdo!

 

[babyloulou]

That's what happens with BLW where you only let them feed themselves!!

 

[SBB]

Hahaha brilliant lou!!!

Danny gets funny reading sammuel books. He refused to do it for ages. I made him do it once, gave him the book and went in the shower so he knew I couldn't hear him! I don't get why he's funny about it but, whatever, he needs to get over it cos I want S to enjoy story time!!
Can you make him do it Jess?

X x x