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[kcw81]

Suz that's weird cuz Danny performs music to complete strangers! Yeah they gotta get over it for cripes sakes no need to worry what we think! We know they are dorks!

 

[babyloulou]

God I sometimes wish Ste was more shy about singing! He sings EVERYTHING! Always has! Makes up his own stupid lyrics as he doesn't know the words to ANY songs!! Piper has loads of his own songs that Ste has made up over the years! (which I must admit I sing to him too when I'm stroking him! ), the terrier has a few too. And now Ben is the target!!

 

[Onelildream]

Hi ladies!

What a day!!! Kindergarten testing for DD (oh she is so smart it just killed me knowing some kids she's going to school with don't even know the alphabet!!!), Connor's modeling, and we looked at a house with a realtor. I am in LOVE with the house. Darn owners have dogs and have trashed a lot of it, but if you can see the big picture, a few years down the road, the place is dreamy....

Anyway, Connor's modeling went fantastic! It was so fun. He was perfect. He had a pseudo mom and dad for the shoot, which was a little weird, but cool. The dad was totally awkward with him...haha. The mom was great. Super skinny and gorgeous...I was like, psssshh, who looks like that with a 3 mo old?! OH YEAH!!!! ALL OF YOU LADIES!!! Poop. I am on baby #3, it's totally more difficult to get the weight off.... (excuses)

Anyway, we looked at the house I want. Are putting an offer on it!!!!!!! Hooray. Unfortunately, it's a short sale, so it will be 45 days before we know if we even got our bid accepted, AND, there are 2 people before us that have bids in and take priority...Buttholes. That's my house! Wanna see it? I'll go get the link...

KC-I can do everything but scrub the toilets and floors....even put my clothes on, and dtd. jk

 

[SBB]

Lou I do the same!!! Maybe me and ste could form an alternative lyric band? I am pretty good I think

My brother does it too, when he's working he just sings random swear words and insults instead of the proper words

Casey, exactly, we know they are dorks, whats their problem?! Danny thinks he can't read it's funny cos he can read of course, I can't understand why he thinks he can't?!?!

X x x

X x x

 

[Onelildream]

This is when it was up for sale by owner--now it is bank owned...

https://www.forsalebyowner.com/listing/847E3

 

[Onelildream]

Hopefully, if we bid high, we can steal the bid....IF the bank does it that way.

 

[babyloulou]

I wanna see the house Chell!!!!!!!!!!

Suz- tell me one of your made up songs and I'll tell you one of Ste's!!

 

[SBB]

Yay let's see the house chell!

Well done on all your clever babies and you look bloody amazing!! Don't be ridiculous!!!

X x x

 

[babyloulou]

That's GORGEOUS Chell!!! That would be way over a million pound here!!

 

[SBB]

Holy shit I'm moving there - so cheap!!! And amazing! Hope you get it

Ok lou let me think about my best song and I'll write it down for you

X x x

 

[Onelildream]

I know, it's gorgeous! I will be praying hard for a month and a half. haha. We're in no hurry though. If it doesn't work out, I'm sure we'll find one similar another time.

 

[kcw81]

Looooooove that house! It's a dream! Man short sale tho with people ahead of u on line? Tough one! Love how it has plenty of bathrooms. Glad modeling went well chell!

 

[babyloulou]

Ok. Here's one of Ste's- we've been singing this one for years now.... (you need to understand that our Labrador has a full name- first name:- Piper, middle name:- David, Surname:- Poo )

OK- to the tune of the Addams Family theme song.....

He's furry and he's smelly, he doesnt watch much telly, he likes to nick me' wellies, he's Piper David Poo,
(chorus) Piper d'poo, Piper d'poo, Piper d'poo, Piper d'poo, piper d'pooowooo wooo

He rips his toys to pieces, he's got lots of diseases, cos he eats sheep faeces, he's Piper David Poo,
Repeat chorus.....

Ste's gonna fucking kill me!!!!!!!

 

[kcw81]

Haha!

 

[SBB]

Ok here's a one I sing to S:

Hush little baby, don't you cry,
Mamas going to sing you a lullaby,
I don't know the words so I'll sing my own,
Just go to sleep you don't need to moan,

Now little baby, why won't you sleep?
If you don't soon I will start to weep,
You can't be hungry cos you fed 8 times,
Do you like how my new song rhymes,

I wonder what your problem could be,
Maybe there's a big shit in your nappy,
Well I sniffed your bum and it smells fine,
Hurry to sleep so I can drink my wine,

Do you have some pains in your tummy?
Well let's distract you with your dummy,
What else could it be, maybe your teeth,
If it's not then what's your beef?

Maybe you need to burp or puke,
You went to sleep once was it just a fluke?
I think you are over tired,
Or maybe you ate sweets and you're totally wired,

You're still awake and it's very late,
Daddy's put the dinner on my plate,
So hush little baby don't you cry,
Mummy doesn't know another lullaby!

 

[SBB]

Stes one is brilliant

X x x

 

[babyloulou]

Ha ha!! Suz I love it!!! That's weird cos I sing a bit of that one too but don't know the words either! I just sing the same few lines over and over again...

Hush little baby don't say a word mumma's gonna buy you a mocking bird and if that mocking bird don't sing, momma's gonna buy you a diamond ring, and if that diamond ring don't shine, momma doesn't know the rest of the lines... I just sing that on repeat!!

Yours is loads better! It's inspired!!


X

 

[kcw81]

Wow suz that's a good one! It's long and totally applicable! Did u think of it in a few mins or over time? It's so long I would fall asleep to it!

 

[SBB]

Obviously sammuel NEVER falls asleep to it!!!

I just kind of made it up once randomly singing then it changed each time I did it, and I still sing it in random order with the words changed cos I cant remember it all!!

X x x

 

[babyloulou]

I sang yours to Ste and he likes it! He thinks you and he may be able to take over the world if you collaborated!!

I told him I'd posted his and he wasn't even embarrassed!! He just said he's glad he's published! He was only upset that I chose that one over his Christmas Carol as he says THAT is his true masterpiece!!! The delusion is actually quite frightening!!!!!