Em - I was swimming in the watery stuff one cycle. I just went with it. There were times where I could get enough of it, and it would stretch but was very very loose (like I'd spread my fingers, it would stretch between them but the loop would fall faster than I could spread my fingers). Its near to impossible to get enough of the watery stuff to do that.
I'm not sure its bad for the spermies (but preseed can't hurt, right?!) ... I know that clomid can make it thicker which is hostile to the sperm because they can't move through it without exhausting themselves.
DM - I am jealous either way of your houses!! My US house(rented) is nowhere near that big... kitchen is so tiny I have almost no counter space and no cupboard space... Bedroom is barely big enough for our king bed (and the other 2 bedrooms could not fit a king unless it was up against the wall and you didn't want any other furniture). Also have tiny bathroom.. tub, toilet, sink with no extra space, just stacked next to each other with room to stand in front of toilet or sink.
Double staircases will be a blast for Harry and future kids.. running up one side of the house and down the other!!

Of course moving will get you pregnant!!

Its the extra expense... once you take on more responsibility you'll get pregnant...
hmmm... maybe I should talk DH into buying a new car.....