Why does the last bit of trimester 2 drag so much. I want to be in the third trimester club, I want the big tummy stage, so when I sit down or feel tired my work colleagues don't look at me and roll their eyes, I want the sit on your arse maternity leave bit where paper work is not piling up on my desk and the baby is at a good weight and good lung function stage so I can relax a little. I don't like any mummies to be who dared to have concieving sex before me and will therefore reach term faster 24 + 4 and counting (slowly) Is it June yet? are you sure ? Ps. I must stop looking at pregnant celebs who seem to spend all of their pregnancy dressed to the nines or on a beach, I'm sure everything would go a little faster and more relaxing if I lay on a lilo in the bahamas for several weeks grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr