do it!!

[ablaze]

WHAT IS THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR SURNAME?
A- I ATE..
B- I LICKED..
C- I SAT ON..
D- I PEED ON..
E- I HUMPED..
F- I CHASED..
G- I TACKLED..
H- I SHAT ON..
I- I STALKED..
J- I RAW AWAY WITH..
K- I FELL IN LOVE WITH..
L- I HAD A CRUSH ON..
M- I WANKED OVER..
N- I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH..
O- I PUNCHED..
P- I BIT..
Q- I SCREAMED AT..
R- I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH..
S- I WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT..
T- I TIED UP..
U- I HAD 69 WITH..
V- I SUCKED..
W- I POKED..
X- I SLEPT WITH..
Y- I MADE A MOVE ON..
Z- I WENT ON A DATE WITH..

FIND THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR MIDDLE NAME...

A- A PROSTITUTE..
B- MY TEACHER..
C- GEORGE BUSH..
D- A RAT..
E- A TRAMP..
F- A SHEEP..
G- MY PLUMBER..
H- MY COMPUTER..
I- MY FINGERS..
J- A RABBIT..
K- A LEMMING..
L- AN APPLE..
M- TONY BLAIR..
N- A VIBRATOR..
O- A DILDO..
P- A MOVIESTAR..
Q- MY EX..
R- A BANANA..
S- A CUCUMBER..
T- A TUB OF VASELINE..
U- A PORNSTAR..
V- MY BARBIEDOLL..
W- AN ACTION MAN..
X- SOME CHEESE..
Y- A RANDOM GUY..
Z- SOME RANDOM WOMAN..
DONT HAVE ONE- MY NEIGHBOUR..

NOW FIND THE COLOUR OF THE UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING...

RED- IN A TAXI..
BLUE- IN A BUSH..
GREEN- IN THE BATH..
BLACK- IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM..
WHITE- WHEN I WAS FIVE..
PINK- ON LIVE TV..
BROWN- WHEN I WAS A BABY..
PURPLE- ON THE BUS..
YELLOW- IN A CANDY STORE..
GREY- UNDER A COW..
ORANGE- IN A PIGSTY..
OTHER- BEHIND YOUR SOFA..

NOW FIND YOUR HAIR COLOR...

BLONDE- BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON ALCHOHOL!
BLACK- BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!
BROWN- BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!
GINGER- BECAUSE I'M MAD!
RED- BECAUSE I'M BORED OF THE USUAL!
STRAWBERRY BLONDE- BECAUSE I CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT I AM GINGER!

NOW WRITE WAT YOU GOT!!

 

[ablaze]

i sat on a prostitute in a bush because i cant face teh fact that im a ginger

 

[Suz]

I shat on an apple when I was five because I was board of the usual

 

[weestar21]

i peed on a prostitute when i was 5 because it turned me on

 

[Suz]

i peed on a prostitute when i was 5 because it turned me on

There you go....Horney again!

 

[weestar21]

shut up you

 

[Suz]

 

[ablaze]

i peed on a prostitute when i was 5 because it turned me on

omg i about wet myself reading that!

 

[Layla]

I LICKED TONY BLAIR WHEN I WAS FIVE BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON ALCHOHOL!



xx

 

[weestar21]

they are brill Yvanne where did you get that from

 

[Minxy]

I punched a tramp when I was a baby because it turned me on

 

[ablaze]

they are brill Yvanne where did you get that from

4m my m8s bebo lol

 

[weestar21]

 

[ImTheDaddy]

I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH A DILDO IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!

 

[Stef]

I licked a banana in my parents bedroom because it turned me on?

 

[Helens-Bloke]

I HUMPED MY COMPUTER UNDER A COW BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!

There is not an option fro going bald/grey hair!

 

[Alsha & Elliot]

I punched a dildo in my parents bedroom because i was high on alcohol ?!

 

[mummy_of_two]

I Stalked A Prostitute In My Parents Bedroom Because It Turned Me On!!!!

 

[Wobbles]

I don't have a middle name

 

[Tootsie]

I PUNCHED MY FINGERS ON LIVE TV BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON

hpw i punched my fingers is beyond me coz you cant get a good enough swing in to hurt