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  1. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    WHAT IS THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR SURNAME?
    A- I ATE..
    B- I LICKED..
    C- I SAT ON..
    D- I PEED ON..
    E- I HUMPED..
    F- I CHASED..
    G- I TACKLED..
    H- I SHAT ON..
    I- I STALKED..
    J- I RAW AWAY WITH..
    K- I FELL IN LOVE WITH..
    L- I HAD A CRUSH ON..
    M- I WANKED OVER..
    N- I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH..
    O- I PUNCHED..
    P- I BIT..
    Q- I SCREAMED AT..
    R- I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH..
    S- I WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT..
    T- I TIED UP..
    U- I HAD 69 WITH..
    V- I SUCKED..
    W- I POKED..
    X- I SLEPT WITH..
    Y- I MADE A MOVE ON..
    Z- I WENT ON A DATE WITH..

    FIND THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR MIDDLE NAME...

    A- A PROSTITUTE..
    B- MY TEACHER..
    C- GEORGE BUSH..
    D- A RAT..
    E- A TRAMP..
    F- A SHEEP..
    G- MY PLUMBER..
    H- MY COMPUTER..
    I- MY FINGERS..
    J- A RABBIT..
    K- A LEMMING..
    L- AN APPLE..
    M- TONY BLAIR..
    N- A VIBRATOR..
    O- A DILDO..
    P- A MOVIESTAR..
    Q- MY EX..
    R- A BANANA..
    S- A CUCUMBER..
    T- A TUB OF VASELINE..
    U- A PORNSTAR..
    V- MY BARBIEDOLL..
    W- AN ACTION MAN..
    X- SOME CHEESE..
    Y- A RANDOM GUY..
    Z- SOME RANDOM WOMAN..
    DONT HAVE ONE- MY NEIGHBOUR..

    NOW FIND THE COLOUR OF THE UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING...

    RED- IN A TAXI..
    BLUE- IN A BUSH..
    GREEN- IN THE BATH..
    BLACK- IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM..
    WHITE- WHEN I WAS FIVE..
    PINK- ON LIVE TV..
    BROWN- WHEN I WAS A BABY..
    PURPLE- ON THE BUS..
    YELLOW- IN A CANDY STORE..
    GREY- UNDER A COW..
    ORANGE- IN A PIGSTY..
    OTHER- BEHIND YOUR SOFA..

    NOW FIND YOUR HAIR COLOR...

    BLONDE- BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON ALCHOHOL!
    BLACK- BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!
    BROWN- BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!
    GINGER- BECAUSE I'M MAD!
    RED- BECAUSE I'M BORED OF THE USUAL!
    STRAWBERRY BLONDE- BECAUSE I CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT I AM GINGER!

    NOW WRITE WAT YOU GOT!!
     
  2. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    i sat on a prostitute in a bush because i cant face teh fact that im a ginger :rofl:
     
  3. Suz

    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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    I shat on an apple when I was five because I was board of the usual
     
  4. weestar21

    weestar21 Well-Known Member

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    i peed on a prostitute when i was 5 because it turned me on :shock:

    :rofl: :rofl:
     
  5. Suz

    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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    :shock: :shock: There you go....Horney again!
     
  6. weestar21

    weestar21 Well-Known Member

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    shut up you :p
     
  7. Suz

    Suz ~ I are a Nerd ~

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  8. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    omg i about wet myself reading that!
     
  9. Layla

    Layla Well-Known Member

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    I LICKED TONY BLAIR WHEN I WAS FIVE BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON ALCHOHOL!

    :shock: :rofl:

    xx
     
  10. weestar21

    weestar21 Well-Known Member

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    they are brill Yvanne where did you get that from :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  11. Minxy

    Minxy Well-Known Member

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    I punched a tramp when I was a baby because it turned me on
     
  12. ablaze

    ablaze lucky mum of one of each!

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    4m my m8s bebo lol
     
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    weestar21 Well-Known Member

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    I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH A DILDO IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!
     
  15. Stef

    Stef Mummy to Olivia & PG #2

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    I licked a banana in my parents bedroom because it turned me on?
     
  16. Helens-Bloke

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    I HUMPED MY COMPUTER UNDER A COW BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!

    There is not an option fro going bald/grey hair!
     
  17. Alsha & Elliot

    Alsha & Elliot Active Member

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    I punched a dildo in my parents bedroom because i was high on alcohol ?! :rofl:
     
  18. mummy_of_two

    mummy_of_two Well-Known Member

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    I Stalked A Prostitute In My Parents Bedroom Because It Turned Me On!!!! :shock: :rofl:
     
  19. Wobbles

    Wobbles BnB Co-Founder ~ Retired

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    I don't have a middle name :roll: :lol:
     
  20. Tootsie

    Tootsie Well-Known Member

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    I PUNCHED MY FINGERS ON LIVE TV BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON

    hpw i punched my fingers is beyond me coz you cant get a good enough swing in to hurt :roll: :lol:
     

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