Do not talk to my parrot

[2nd.Time.Daddy]

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!! ​

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Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had ​

to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key under​

the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you​

a check." "Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog Spike.​

He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, ​

under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!"​

"I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"​

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When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day,​

he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he had ever seen. ​

But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching​

the repairman go about his work. The parrot, however, drove him nuts ​

the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. ​

Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, ​

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied,​

"Get him, Spike!"​

 

[ablaze]

haha!!!!

 

[Imi]

lol ... nutter!