Don't we mothers have awesome conversations?

[leeanne]

My baby spit up today, my baby pooped up his/her back today, my baby's poo is green or whatever, and on it goes.

Then to have conversations with my kids.

Mom, what's a million, plus a million, plus a million, plus a million, plus a million and...

And on it went today when I took Jayden with me on an errand.

Oh, btw, when he gets older he's going to be called "Hex". WTF!

 

[Vickie]

Hex

 

[leeanne]

Where the hell did that come from?

My response.
"oh yeah."

 

[littlelady]

Hex??? im lost have i missed something rofl

 

[leeanne]

Hex??? im lost have i missed something rofl

No honey, I missed something and yet he's my kid.

 

[Vickie]

You're lucky I didn't mention Hannah's poop today

 

[littlelady]

LOL i get it your son said hes going to be called hex??

 

[leeanne]

You see, that would be TMI. LOL

Chase hasn't done his yet today.

 

[leeanne]

LOL i get it your son said hes going to be called hex??

LOL Yes, so he says.

I have no idea where Hex comes from. He's got quite the imagination, that one.

 

[littlelady]

Hex is very imaginative how old is he? maybe from a tv programme??

 

[missjess]

HEX? hahahahaha. I'm sorry but I think it sounds like a gigolo name lol

 

[leeanne]

Hex is very imaginative how old is he? maybe from a tv programme??

He's 5 and quite a character. LOL

 

[leeanne]

I sadly agree Missjess.

 

[leeanne]

While we're on the subject of conversations, how about the ones with our babies.

Would you like your bumbum changed?
Do you have a stinky?

God, I feel like the most intelligent woman at the end of the day.

The good thing is I've brushed up on my math skills, on my ABC's, used a bit of imagination in determining how my kids think and, most importantly,

I know what color poop my baby had.

 

[nikky0907]

Hex!

I can't even have a conversation, I try but it gets interrupted by Lola pulling my hair and screeching

 

[clairebear]

at hex

 

[doctordeesmrs]

Hex! I love it

 

[coz]

 

[Nikkinoonoo]

Not just about our children... on here I've complained about my boobs, piles and discharge changes! Not many people would be willing to listen to that for too long lol xXx

 

[leeanne]

Not just about our children... on here I've complained about my boobs, piles and discharge changes! Not many people would be willing to listen to that for too long lol xXx

Imagine the looks we'd get if talking like this to an offline friend, family member, etc.? They'd think we were off our rockers.