Wobbs how much have you had to drink tonight?
OH is finding it highly amusing that your wanting to try to dye your curtains with boot polish, do you realise how many bottles of polish it will take and how crap they will look. He has offered to loan your Noah with a box of crayons to decorate them for you if you like. He said he is a man and a plank about these things and even he knows it wont work.
Secondly you want to dye them black with the end bit being brown! those two colours do not go.
Thirdy I have visons of you drunk trying to dye them in a bath, and I feel sorry for your landlord who will be letting you stay a couple more weeks just to let you trash the place.
Oh and OH says you will prob fall in the bath doing it, and end up looking like Papa Lazarou from the league of gentlemen.
HELLO DAVE!