(for laughs) have you ever said or done anything stupid and then regretted it.

:rofl: !!! mines not that funny but i looked at a plastic robyn, knew it was plastic and asked my mate " is it real? " :lol:
 
Dont even start with chickens Holly, I'm still trying to work out if/how they have sex!!!!! :rofl:

Apparently it only takes half a second for a chicken bonk:haha: poor chicken,just innocently pecking corn up then 'WHAT THE FECK WAS THAT?!' :rofl:


I forget how the hell I know this....I knew this little snippet of info would come in handy one day!lol.xx
 
I wrote my car off in 2008 looking at firemen attending a burst water main. I ploughed head on into a parked van :wacko:
 
at the time this was the worst thing ever but now(6 years later) we can laugh about it

my sister rang me one day, she sounded all snotty like she had a cold so i said "whats up, you dying?" to which she replied "no but OH is, he was told today that hes got leukemia!"

ive never felt so bad!! luckily, after lots of treatment her OH is in remission now and we can laugh about me putting my foot it in :dohh:
 
Dont even start with chickens Holly, I'm still trying to work out if/how they have sex!!!!! :rofl:

Apparently it only takes half a second for a chicken bonk:haha: poor chicken,just innocently pecking corn up then 'WHAT THE FECK WAS THAT?!' :rofl:


I forget how the hell I know this....I knew this little snippet of info would come in handy one day!lol.xx

:rofl: now that a smile on my face for the first time today
 
ooo How long do you have...

- Crashed my car 3 days after passing my driving test because I was watching 2 men have an argument out the side of my window, wrote off the other car - it was in a multi story car park, so yes the car was parked :blush:

- asked my sister, who won the celebrity version of I'm a celebrity get me out of here :dohh:

- answered in a pub quiz ' What is a MUSICAL wooden instement found in Australia' - Me: A frisbee!! :blush: criiiiinge!!

- Learning at the age of 18 :blush: that giraffes, elephants, lions etc are infact in the wold and not just found in Zoo's :dohh:

I am sure there are loads more....
 
I mistook my friends mums scooter for a cow. Ive never lived it down. x
 
:rofl: i cringed at this thread when i made it lol, thinking oh shit gonna make a tit of myself but your all as daft as me :rofl:
 
:haha::haha: hehe these have made me laugh.

Whilst traveling in the back of my Grandads car, i took my glasses off, and was waving them around (I am blind as a bat with out them). When asked by Grandad what i was doing i replied "Giving my eyes some fresh air". How Grandad did not crash the cai i'll never know!! :shrug:


I was being assessed on my teaching ability whilst leaining to be an army Cadet Instructor, I was given a lesson to teach - Firing in the prone position. I was very nrevouse, and had practices loads. Stood proudly infront of my class of (thankfully) adults, i announced to them that "today i will teach you to fire one off" then carried on with the lesson. The poor assessor had to leave the room as he could not keep a straight face, :blush:


I was having a somewhat drunk conversation NYE with my boss and my best mate and was trying to sat beetroot, however it came out as beat-wheat (said quickly). I also apologised for the pile of items by the front door, as i had not had time to make a tip to the trip.:dohh:
 
I was in cheerleading for a bit and did a kick showing my friends a couple moves we had learned... fell down on my ass in front of my 3 friends, one of their neighbours I didn't know, her mom and her older brother :rofl:

BTW this was in the dining room right beside their china cupboard, I was mortified, thank God nothing fell/broke.. but it did jiggle :blush:


... uhhhhmm, I was really drunk one NYE and was cuddling up with a toilet puking my guts out at OH's friend's house, the door was open and I farted when I was throwing up. I was REALLY 'crunk' (had drank A LOT and smoked weed too)... I had no idea wtf was going on and I was still embarrassed, so!
 
I was 12 before I realised I wasn't saying th, I was saying f. It was only when a girl called Ruth started school and I was calling her roof.
Up until I was in college I thought it was 'baa baa black sheep have you any MORE'. I never did know what it was more of though.
My sister did the whole "how do you keep an idiot in suspense?"..."I'll tell you tomorrow", I was asking her for about a week what she meant and complaining that she had said she was going to tell me today :dohh:
 
Oh and I went to a Mardi Gras thing here, we have a street devoted to just bars/clubs really.. I got a lot of beads. I'm not embarrassed by it really- you only live once, but my OH always bugs me about it.. and it was 4 years ago nearly! We weren't even properly dating lol we just knew each other then
 
Oh and I went to a Mardi Gras thing here, we have a street devoted to just bars/clubs really.. I got a lot of beads. I'm not embarrassed by it really- you only live once, but my OH always bugs me about it.. and it was 4 years ago nearly! We weren't even properly dating lol we just knew each other then

I have no idea what that means :blush: x
 
Oh and I went to a Mardi Gras thing here, we have a street devoted to just bars/clubs really.. I got a lot of beads. I'm not embarrassed by it really- you only live once, but my OH always bugs me about it.. and it was 4 years ago nearly! We weren't even properly dating lol we just knew each other then

I have no idea what that means :blush: x

Mardi Gras is basically a big celebration.. it is rooted in tradition etc.. but a fair amount of people just get really drunk and party, it somehow became a 'thing' to flash people to get these bead necklaces, they do it on Jerry Springer too.. I'm not "proud" of it lol but not embarrassed either, I just kinda laugh about it now. My friends and I were 17/18 (legal age is 19 here) and that is partially how we got into the bars on Mardi Gras weekend (which they had in June not real Mardi Gras).. with our really crappy fake IDs :shy:
 
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