Fun thread **You know you are pregnant when**

[Myshelsong]

Thought it would be fun to do a thread about the exciting and accationally uncomfortable and embarrassing first trimester symptoms.


You know you are pregnant when you can't watch a commercial break without tissues near by, just incase you start crying ... again.

 

[mummy_smurf2b]

Good idea

You know your pregnant when you wish it was bedtime again after only being up a few hours (dam tiredness)

 

[WackyMumof2]

Oh there's LOTS especially considering this is the forth and last round for me. But just a few off the top of my head.

- You pee when you cough, laugh or sneeze.
- You're tired only hours after waking up.
- The back pain is worse in pregnancy than the original injury.
- You're only 18 weeks in and climbing the 2 flights of stairs several times a day is more exhausting that it ever was last time at full term.
- Your work mates stop asking you to 'suck it in'.

 

[HappiestMom]

When you are one minute and then the next and then back to soon after.

 

[Myshelsong]

When you are one minute and then the next and then back to soon after.

Totally agree. I go from nausea to starving in one minute flat!


You know you are pregnant when p
When you are ready to go for a nap three hours after getting up, but not before eating!

 

[HappiestMom]

Lol that nap one is sooo true.... Specially after an insomnia night

 

[aj611]

You can smell everyone and everything around you 🤢

 

[Talia12]

Starting to cook something and realising you're missing an ingredient is a completely normal reason to break down in tears

 

[WackyMumof2]

You can smell everyone and everything around you 🤢

For me it's NZ Greenshell muscles. I HATE the smell of them (even as a kid) at the best of times but they are VERY popular on the menu at work and now the damn thinks just reek to high Heaven and I have to try extra hard not to hurl.

 

[Beebsispreggo]

When you can't poop

 

[mummy_smurf2b]

When you can't poop

Definitely this one, iv had it both times lol

 

[TTC First]

When you wake up a 6am to make a grilled cheese because you are so hungry.

When you are having hot flashes like you are going through menopause.

 

[ReadynWaiting]

You know you are pregnant when you want to rip DH face off for breathing too loud! Or just breathing in general haha.

 

[Myshelsong]

When brushing your teeth is a roulette game of will I or won't I gag ...

 

[Bumpontherun]

When you have to hold your boobs when you run for the bus!

 

[hope2bmother]

1. When you have very wacky and vivid dreams
2. When you go from wanting to cry at the drop of a hat to wanting to strangle someone in a matter of minutes
3. When you break out like a teenager
4. When food you normally love repulses you
5. When you wake up in the middle of the night feeling like puking

 

[TTC First]

1. When you have very wacky and vivid dream

Oh ya...strange ones too. I had dream....DH and I were looking at deodorant at the store. I asked how long one tube lasted him, he said 6 months. I came up with a great idea that if he bought 6 it would mean he doesn't need to buy it again for 3 years.

WHY??????

 

[hope2bmother]

1. When you have very wacky and vivid dream

Oh ya...strange ones too. I had dream....DH and I were looking at deodorant at the store. I asked how long one tube lasted him, he said 6 months. I came up with a great idea that if he bought 6 it would mean he doesn't need to buy it again for 3 years.

WHY??????

I had a dream I was stealing a comforter made of hamburger buns off a wax mannequin’s bed

Another dream: I ordered a test for one of my patient’s (I’m a Physician Assistsnt in real life) to go down and have an “equine BP comparison test” that involved comparing his blood pressure to a horse’s.

There are bunches more, but you get the idea

 

[hope2bmother]

1. When you have very wacky and vivid dream

Oh ya...strange ones too. I had dream....DH and I were looking at deodorant at the store. I asked how long one tube lasted him, he said 6 months. I came up with a great idea that if he bought 6 it would mean he doesn't need to buy it again for 3 years.

WHY??????

I had a dream I was stealing a comforter made of hamburger buns off a wax mannequin’s bed

Another dream: I ordered a test for one of my patien’s (I’m a Physician Assistsnt in real life) to go down and have an “equine BP comparison test” that involved comparing his blood pressure to a horse’s.

There are bunches more, but you get the idea

😂😂😂😂😂

 

[ricschick]

You no your pregnant when you can't stop farting!!!! 😳😳