Funny sayings on baby clothes

[brownhairedmom]

What are some of the funny things you've seen written on baby clothes? I saw one the other day that said Babies Are The New Black and I thought that was kind of funny.

 

[Ema]

I have a baby grow that says

Party

Where:my Crib

When:every night 2am

Bring a Bottle

I thought it was funny. Also i bought socks that had one for the dad which said pint and the baby's Half Pint. lol

And my OH Bought a baby grow that say's

Mum taught me ABC
Dad taught me LFC (Which is a football team in UK) xxx

 

[Nikkinoonoo]

I have a bib that says 'Just out after 9 months inside' xXx

 

[Ema]

I have a bib that says 'Just out after 9 months inside' xXx

thats class x

 

[Gems]

I have a baby grow that i bought for the OH which says ''my daddy is a dishy daddy'' !!

 

[Nikkinoonoo]

There's some great ones on ebay I did see one somewhere that said 'Don't look at me it was the dog' I liked that one too xXx

 

[leedsforever]

my sister saw a baby in a baby grow that said

"Why didnt my mummy just give daddy a blow job!!"

I thought this was abit OTT and distateful tbh!!!

 

[Vickie]

My niece bought me one that says "Party at my crib 2 A.M."

 

[Ell.Bishh]

my sister saw a baby in a baby grow that said

"Why didnt my mummy just give daddy a blow job!!"

I thought this was abit OTT and distateful tbh!!!

!!

I thought the one I was going to post was bad until I read this haha!
On a trip down to London I saw a whole range of humourous baby grows in a shop and one said "My mummy is a MILF" which I thought was cute but stil abit OTT...
My friend said I shoudl have bought one for Alex (at the time I was pregnant)...I glared lol.
xxx

 

[Mynxie]

I have some stuff...

"always ready for a cuddle with daddy"
"mummy gives the bestest cuddles"
"mummy says I was worth the wait"

 

[greenkat]

I've seen a few, me and my OH like that sort of stuff so I've been looking for good ones:

'I'm cute, mummy's cute.... daddy's lucky.' Lol.

'I heart boobies.'

'Lenfant terrible.'

'Spit on that tissue and I'll call social services.'

'Be nice. Don't forget who chooses your nursing home.'

Lol.

 

[Deise]

The very first onesie that i got says "Bald is Beautiful" (my OH is bald!!)

And my favorite, "Someday, I'll demand a pony" (we both work with racehorses!)

 

[PitBullMommy]

I have one that says, "Don't laugh; Daddy did my hair".

 

[brownhairedmom]

I have one that says, "Don't laugh; Daddy did my hair".

haha that's funny. I was looking at some online and I saw one that says "Cause that's how I roll" with a geometric shaped stroller haha. It was cute.

 

[Vickie]

I have one that says, "Don't laugh; Daddy did my hair".

I need this!

 

[clairebear]

i have a baby gro that says 'my mum made me wear this'

 

[PitBullMommy]

LOL, just found one that says, "I made a twosie in my onesie"

 

[Linzi]

I have a tshirt for my little man that says 'Lock Up Your Daughters'.

We also have a baby grow (18-24mnths though) that says 'Iron Maiden - The Pooper' which we thought was ace.

And another one that says 'I'm kind of a big deal' like off Anchorman.

xxx

 

[nikky0907]

Oh,I love those.

I was also looking for those funny onesies and I found a great baby store,they sell tons of it:

Does this diaper make my butt look big?

Have your nanny call my nanny

My cute face keeps me out of trouble

50% dad + 50% mom = 100% cuteness

And one to indulge my ego:

If you think I'm pretty,you should see my mommy

 

[Uvlollypop]

'i only cry when ugly people hold me'

'santas not real but you cant read so its ok'

ha!