Funny sayings on baby clothes

[AppleBlossom]

I got a david and goliath vest when I was in Covent Garden that says "I'm with the MILF" Everyone's like, that's terrible! But it's only a vest so it will be under her clothes anyway

There were loads of others, another good one I saw but didn't get was "I only cry when ugly people hold me."

hehe

 

[Ell.Bishh]

I got a david and goliath vest when I was in Covent Garden that says "I'm with the MILF" Everyone's like, that's terrible! But it's only a vest so it will be under her clothes anyway

There were loads of others, another good one I saw but didn't get was "I only cry when ugly people hold me."

hehe

Yepp I saw that one, the "im with the milf " one, same place as i saw "my mummy's a milf", would have put the place but i didnt know if you were allowed incade of adverising etc haha I think they're hilarious tbh, but the my mummys a milf one was just too OTT for me lol...plus I cant imagine the glares my mother and grandma would have given me if i'd have bought it

xx

 

[wantababybump]

LOL, just found one that says, "I made a twosie in my onesie"

I love this one!!

 

[Ratty]

I got one the other day which I thought was really cute

A warning sign and below it says "I'm not sleeping, just recharging.

Also got "Don't wake me, I'll wake you".

And then sadly my OH ordered the following 3 not so cute bibs from the UK

"I eat, sleep and dribble SPURS"
"I love spurs"
50% cute, 50% superstar = 100% Spurs fan".

For those of you in the UK you will understand this. I'm a huge Arsenal fan so the thought of my LO wearing anything to do with Tottenham revolts me. I've already told my OH that he may only use them when I'm not around. I do however find the thought of our LO throwing up on the spurs bibs quite amusing

 

[Pyrrhic]

I've seen one that says:

"Mummy said she just wanted a backrub"

 

[ANGYPANGY]

i saw this one:
"nice legs but i'm a boob man myself: 100% breastfeed"

 

[lily24]

I bought some sleep suits from mothercare that say

'mummy makes me smile'
'daddy is my hero' - i thought that was cute!

 

[BeckyBoo]

"Don't laugh, he's my dad"
"Wipe my butt sucker!"

See "Pint" and "Half pint" t-shirts lol.

https://www.nappyhead.co.uk/acatalog/More_Romper_Suits_This_Way.html

Loads there.

 

[jocatolo]

i'm ordering a babygrow that says I ONLY CRY WHEN UGLY PEOPLE HOLD ME

 

[mugzy]

I've seen one that says:

"Mummy said she just wanted a backrub"

My friend was given one that says "All Daddy wanted was a blowjob". She's never used it though

 

[kookie]

i have
Dont wake me i'll make you.

Party at my crib 2 am one.

pimp my pram.

my daddy's cars faster than yours.

chicks dig me.

 

[marley2580]

I've got a keyring that says

Mummy's milk is better than milk from just any old cow

 

[kookie]

I've got a keyring that says

Mummy's milk is better than milk from just any old cow

thats a good one.

 

[Linzi]

I've got a keyring that says

Mummy's milk is better than milk from just any old cow

I love it!

xxx

 

[jocatolo]

I've just been to the baby show and there is a lady there who will put whatever you like on bib or baby clothes...so now i've just gotta think of a good line!

 

[lulu0504]

And my OH Bought a baby grow that say's

Mum taught me ABC
Dad taught me LFC (Which is a football team in UK) xxx

I neeeeeeed this so badly...where did you get it? my OH is die hard LFC and would love it!

 

[Samantha675]

I saw one that said 'one day I am going to get really trashed at Prom'

A girlfriend gave me one that just says "scented"

I am going to make one up that says:
50% English
50% American
100% TEXAN

 

[AquaDementia]

I saw:

I party naked
Boob man
iPood
AB CD (as in the acdc the band logo)

 

[BurtonBaby]

I saw a really cute like wall hanging that said:

Party at my crib BYOB

Bring Your Own Bottle

thought that was cute lol

 

[sunshine83]

We have one on order which says "Mmmm Boobies"